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Keep digging, Watson.

It’s…

Keep digging, Watson.

It’s like it’s 1987 and I’m in Jr High again.

Please, do us all a favor…

Please, do us all a favor and delete your account.

Jim Harbaugh's car is green.

Jim Harbaugh's car is green.

Welcome to Da Bears, MHJ,…

Welcome to Da Bears, MHJ, now, pass me dat plate of pork chops and kielbasa.

Before you go on a rant, and…

Before you go on a rant, and seek credibility for your opinion, at least do your research, his name is: Connor Stalions 

This forum went from humble…

This forum went from humble brags to sad destinations so gradually, I hardly noticed.

Finebaum looks like the kid…

Finebaum looks like the kid who was always picked last at recess and hit with the dodgeball first, how can anyone take him seriously about sports he never played?

Ask Florida St. the same…

Ask Florida St. the same question, conference strength is everything.

Oh, Scotty doesn't know
So…

Oh, Scotty doesn't know
So don't tell Scotty
Scotty doesn't know
Scotty doesn't know
(So don't tell Scotty)

You love to see it…

You love to see it…

Is this how you speak in…

Is this how you speak in real life?

It should go to David Braun…

It should go to David Braun at NU.

Had Ben Bryant not missed 4 games, they may have won the West.

Billy likes to drink soda.
 …

Billy likes to drink soda.
 

Miss Lippy's car is green.

Oddly, it was the PSU death…

Oddly, it was the PSU death grip.

It reminded me of 2022 NU choking out Nebraska in Dublin on the final drive…

And 2007 Illini choking out #1 OSU on the final drive…

Only UM did it starting in the second quarter.

Thread worthy 🙄

Thread worthy 🙄

All the recruit wanted was…

All the recruit wanted was something to eat.

I had 2 years free through…

I had 2 years free through my internet provider, it expired 2 days ago. I paid for the game today and I want a refund.

It froze over and over and over in the second half. We kept rebooting and had to fast forward back to where we left off. Then it would glitch constantly. We basically lost 15 minutes in the second half, it skipped to the last minute just in time to watch the blown shut out.

What a shitty app. Get bent NBC.

I know what you’re doing…

I know what you’re doing right now, and I don’t like it.

So why don’t you just shut you’re trap before I put my foot in it.

(Laughs in Beavis & Butthead…

(Laughs in Beavis & Butthead)

”Position on his staff”

Lol, gross. Nope. No thank…

Lol, gross. Nope. No thank…

Lol, gross. Nope. No thank you.

I stand by my statement.

Biltmore, Paradise Valley, Downtown PHX, North Scottsdale, North Tempe, and Desert Ridge/High Street are the only places out of towners should experience.

Those other burbs are filled with obnoxious lifted pick up pavement princesses with a half dozen flags, meth heads, and Olive Gardens. It’s like Ohio with palm trees.

I lived in North Scottsdale…

I lived in North Scottsdale for 17 years, but I moved back to Chicagoland last year.

1. Wrigley Mansion: grab a good bite, walk around with drinks and explore, and enjoy the views. Aunt Chiladas & the Biltmore Hotel are near by, grab a bite n drink there too.

2. Go to the bar at Sanctuary Resort, great outside views of Paradise Valley. 

3. Hike Pinnacle Peak, I was married there, it won’t kill you like Camelback. Piestawa Peak is a little more challenging but awesome views. Tom’s Tumb has a level circle trail at the base lot.

4. Fountain Hills & Cave Creek are great day trips. Do not go to Mesa, Chandler, or Peoria, for any reason, ever. (Except the game.)

5. Talking Stick Resort has a rooftop bar & restaurant with decks with city views, stay out of the casino. Reservations required, I usually blow of the table reservation and stay in the bar/deck area instead, they also have food.

Food: Lots of great choices, I miss these the most: OHSO at Paradise Valley, any Oregano’s, LAMP Pizza, CIBO Pizza, Isabella’s Kitchen (on a golf course), almost anything on High Street Desert Ridge, lots of great breakfast options, but get packed after 8:30 am, I love Breakfast Kitchen Bar. 

Fished in…

Fished in…

I appreciate the effort you…

I appreciate the effort you put in to dispute an obvious troll post. Seriously, fished in.

(Face Palm)

This a sad,…

(Face Palm)

This a sad, embarrassing, and a disappointing day for this board.

His post is 100% satire and is committing to Michigan.

OP & Mods: Delete this thread.

The kids are alright!

The kids are alright!

I had my vasectomy on a…

I had my vasectomy on a Thursday morning, first availability.

I can here after and saw a thread “Happy Vasectomy Day”.

I unknowingly had it scheduled the first day of March Madness and Michigan won both of their games, ‘twas a good weekend.

 

It’s an even year and NU…

It’s an even year and NU lost to Duke.

History predicts the West will belong to Northwestern again.

I haven’t watched a game in…

I haven’t watched a game in real time since I became a parent 13 years ago, thanks DVR technology.

I go phone dark most of, or all day Saturday.

I even cover the score ticker on the bottom of the TV screen to avoid spoilers of games in my queue.

+1 for Marshall Fields

+1 for Marshall Fields

I’m shocked the snow didn’t…

I’m shocked the snow didn’t cause Giuliani drips down his neck.

Because MGoHumbleBrag.

I…

Because MGoHumbleBrag.

I haven’t watched a live sporting event since I had kids 12 years ago. I go dark and watch at my leisure, no commercials. Anyone who’d dare text me a spoiler knows this.

If I’m in an airport or other transportation I keep ear pods in to block random chatter, and avert eyes from televisions.

I once landed and a pilot announced scores, F that guy forever.

Hutchinson said in an…

Hutchinson said in an interview that they’re fully focused on getting a ring, don’t worry about where the players’ heads are at.

The wife & I are going to…

The wife & I are going to POSBANG tonight, this season has done wonders for us ?

Wow, that was painfully…

Wow, that was painfully awful and disappointing.

Achieved exotic travel in…

Achieved exotic travel in life, still can’t figure out Google. ??‍♂️

Grab yourself a warm glass…

Grab yourself a warm glass of milk and share the holidays with the Harbaughs.

When some wild-eyed, eight…

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that:

"Have ya paid your dues, Jack?"

"Yessir, the check is in the mail.

Harbaugh only deals with…

Harbaugh only deals with milk men.

Now you see that evil will…

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Northwestern (*NU) is 15-1…

Northwestern (*NU) is 15-1 in their last B10 regular season conference games, we know who the 1 is. They’ve also won three bowl games in a row.

I grew up on the Northwestern campus during the “Dark Ages” so any preseason ranking seems like a miracle.

They’re returning a lot of playmakers on both offense and (a good) defense. They key addition is former 5* dual-threat QB transfer Hunter Johnson from Clemson, who sat last year, but has a year practicing with the team.

They consistently shit the bed as favorites (*cough - non-conf games), but flourish as underdogs. NU played 8 of the teams ranked ahead of them last year, going 5-3. The West is wide open, and I hate to set expectations high, but they are poised to make a good run this season.

 

 

Woody is a narcissistic…

Woody is a narcissistic asshole in every movie.

I fell asleep during it, but…

I fell asleep during it, but my kids kinda liked it.

 

lol @ spoilers - it was literally a snooze fest.

When will then be now?

When will then be now?

I’m 43, Chase is thrice the…

I’m 43, Chase is thrice the man I am... the man we all are, actually. (You too mgobetties)

It’s a big building with…

It’s a big building with patients, but that’s not important right now.

Do yourself a favor and…

Do yourself a favor and delete Twitter from your phone.

They define when I schedule…

They define when I schedule my Fall vacation.

Marky Mark lives, but the…

Marky Mark lives, but the Funky Bunch was not as lucky.

1. 43 M - I didn’t go to UM,…

1. 43 M - I didn’t go to UM, she did. She had front row seats in SS for the ‘97 season, she also went to the Rose Bowl. I buy my gear at The M Den, not Walmart.

2. All, we go to AA (from AZ) for a game every year, this year we went to Evanston (where I was born & raised.)

3. If UM loses to sparty, she’s in a bad mood for a year. She absolutely HATES state.