Friday POSBANG - Shootin' Blanks Edition
Bye week.
Time to spend the weekend working on that honey-do list, or taking the kids somewhere they've been asking.
Time to go to that wedding for that someone considerate who scheduled it during the bye week.
Time to go ahead and get that vasectomy done and spend the weekend sitting on a bag of frozen peas. No more questions, thank you.
Good Lord, I hate bye week. Good luck to you all making the most of it though.
October 21st, 2022 at 12:52 AM ^
New Taylor Swift album, Midnights, just dropped. Snow on the Beach is currently the leader in the clubhouse. Happy Wife Week! oh yeah, BANG BANG
October 21st, 2022 at 12:54 AM ^
GO BLUE!
October 21st, 2022 at 3:16 AM ^
The icon for BANG appears to be a basket for disc golf.
October 21st, 2022 at 7:19 AM ^
Banging those putts.
October 21st, 2022 at 9:07 AM ^
Hope I’m banging putts. Playing a round today and then a tourney tomorrow
October 21st, 2022 at 8:55 AM ^
I’ll bang that basket.
October 21st, 2022 at 1:08 AM ^
Let's start HATE WEEK early!
October 21st, 2022 at 6:50 AM ^
History does repeat itself....
October 21st, 2022 at 7:32 AM ^
How much does it cost to buy a billboard? Would love to see these on every billboard from Ann Arbor to East Lansing
October 21st, 2022 at 9:51 AM ^
Murphy's Second Law:
"Nothing is as easy as it looks."
Tucker's Corollary:
"Except conning idiots out of $95 million bucks. Turns out that's pretty easy."
October 21st, 2022 at 6:48 PM ^
This is truly magnificent
October 21st, 2022 at 1:58 AM ^
I don’t care if there are points or not. We’re having a good time along the way.
October 21st, 2022 at 11:42 AM ^
I’m still evil.
October 21st, 2022 at 7:27 AM ^
Future buckeye
October 21st, 2022 at 8:00 AM ^
Existing Buckeye!
October 21st, 2022 at 7:51 AM ^
Can we negbang the disgusting colors this playset has? I mean, between the colors and the head banging, this is clearly child abuse. Even Hairless Nuts have to agree with that...
October 21st, 2022 at 4:46 AM ^
It’s never too early for a good BANG
October 21st, 2022 at 7:14 AM ^
Yosemite Sam......that dude knew how to bang!!!!!!
Go Blue 🏈🏈🏈
October 21st, 2022 at 5:38 AM ^
When my daughter announced her engagement a few years ago and said she wanted an outdoor fall wedding we did a schedule search and they were married on a beautiful fall bye week.
October 21st, 2022 at 6:39 AM ^
Clearly a gentleman that has raised a considerate daughter. Tip of the hat.
October 21st, 2022 at 8:25 AM ^
The only weekend a check could be written...
October 22nd, 2022 at 8:34 AM ^
My oldest daughter did the same a half-dozen years ago. She wanted an autumn wedding because of the opportunity to take advantage of the fall colors, so from the very start of planning she targeted Michigan's bye week that October.
I never needed to bring it up even once; she was raised on Michigan Football and her proper upbringing paid off.
October 21st, 2022 at 5:48 AM ^
The only time weddings during the fall are forgivable.
Bye weeks.
October 21st, 2022 at 5:50 AM ^
12 years for me...convalesced the first weekend of March Madness. And this bye week is actually mildly entertaining. Sparty fans I know are stewing in negativity. It's beautiful!
October 21st, 2022 at 9:58 AM ^
First weekend of March Madness is definitely a good time for it. I was in my mid-twenties, so I was pretty much fully recovered after a day, but it was still a good excuse to take it easy.
October 21st, 2022 at 11:32 AM ^
Hah - did the same in 2011 for March Madness (Son born in Oct 2010). I recommend it for all future snippers
October 21st, 2022 at 5:55 AM ^
vasectomy? children are a blessing from the Lord. like arrows in the hand of the mighty warrior, so are the children of one's youth. happy is the man whose quiver is full, he shall not be afraid, but shall speak with the enemy at the gate. Ps 127
still lots of football to be had this weekend. in michigan its the last week of the regular high school season. playoff selection show is sunday and the playoffs start next weekend. one of the sons in college is playing football tomorrow. we will be traveling late tonight and all day tomorrow for games for the sons. it is an uber-busy time, but when it's over it will be missed.
oh yeah, cattle 'harvesting' at sunrise today. then work. then football for 2 days.
October 21st, 2022 at 6:09 AM ^
With the amount of time I spend at target practice, I could be William Tell.
October 21st, 2022 at 7:23 AM ^
Thanks for the verse and I agree completely. However, at 54 and divorced and having a dating life, I think I'll take care of this...
October 21st, 2022 at 8:26 AM ^
...I don't know, vintage is making a comeback!
October 21st, 2022 at 7:49 AM ^
children are a blessing from the Lord
Even pre-teens and teens?!
Being an Uncle and helping out with kids at church but with no kids of my own, I agree, but I'm also happy to not have any. I can enjoy hanging out with them, then sending them back to their parents and enjoy the quit life
Enjoy the weekend, XM
October 21st, 2022 at 7:53 AM ^
So you're the creepy uncle...
October 21st, 2022 at 9:05 AM ^
Every family has one.
October 21st, 2022 at 7:59 AM ^
our 5 youngest children are teenagers and though they are definitely not perfect, on a day-in and day-out basis they are a pleasure to be around. i am very grateful for them and look forward to what the future might hold for them.
and yeah, i was 'uncle XM' when i was younger and my siblings started having kids. but even back then i had always hoped to be blessed with my own.
October 21st, 2022 at 8:03 AM ^
Leave it to XM to actually increase my motivation to get a vasectomy.
October 21st, 2022 at 9:53 AM ^
hey now, be nice, this is a (pointless) posbang.
October 21st, 2022 at 8:06 AM ^
Go forth and multiply the next generation of Wolverines, who shall smite the Buckeyes and drive them back to the fiery pits of hell.
- The Book of Harbaugh, 42:27
(I think. I’m a bit shaky on my bible these days)
October 21st, 2022 at 8:13 AM ^
This doubly if your name is Glasgow
October 21st, 2022 at 11:45 AM ^
Triply
October 21st, 2022 at 12:44 PM ^
Love the chapter and verse
October 21st, 2022 at 9:28 AM ^
My days of making babies are long gone.... but I still like to practice often....
We actually have our 4yo granddaughter for the weekend, let me tell you, grandbabies are WAY, W A Y cooler than your own kids....
Have a great weekend all! GO BLUE.... and Go hawkeyes.
October 21st, 2022 at 11:30 AM ^
Man, to have grandparents take your young child for an entire weekend is a blessing right there. I have in-laws that live 0.4 miles away from us and the longest they've ever watched our 5 year old is for like 3 hours, tops. Then they needed a 3-day break after that. And they're about mid-60's so age isn't a factor. And their health isn't perfect but it's good enough. Just better things to do, I guess. Sense my grumbling? Can I get a bang for my grumbling?
But I am NOT complaining. I am thankful that they are still around and able to help even the (small) amount that they do. Grumbling...not complaining.
October 21st, 2022 at 12:29 PM ^
i thought it was hard being a parent when my parents and my wife's parents lived 2 miles away from us.
i can't wait to have grandkids. i am going to spoil those little bastards rotten
October 21st, 2022 at 9:36 AM ^
they are a blessing. best and most meaningful thing i've done in my life is raise two wonderful children.
you know what else is a blessing? having two kids by the age of 22 then getting a vasectomy so that you know you'll never have another
October 21st, 2022 at 9:59 AM ^
Amen to this. After two kids, my husband did the deed, at age 40-something. I couldn't love my children more, they are the lights of my life, and I've spent the past 22 years with my focus squarely on them. Two was the perfect number for us, along with a dog and two cats.
October 21st, 2022 at 10:16 AM ^
My father in law use to say "he would not take a million dollars for any of his kids, or a million dollars to have another one" Obviously tongue in cheek.
I have 3 kids and they are by far the best and hardest thing that I do.
October 21st, 2022 at 6:09 AM ^
I need to put my hard top back on my Jeep and a few other small things before winter. Probably should do some stuff around the house too. Fall sports for my middle school kids is finally starting to wrap up so that will be nice to have some free time back before winter stuff starts. Go Blue!!