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Class of 2004…that is one…

Class of 2004…that is one committed Mormon mission. 

When he was here, he rarely…

When he was here, he rarely took a deep 3, shot off the dribble, or shot over someone. What a transformation. 

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The initials game is back!…

The initials game is back! Ok. I think I solved it:

JB = Can’t be Joe Biden or Jeb Bush, as that would violate the no politics rule in here. Has to be Jonathan Banks, who will coach entirely in the character of Mike Ehrmantraut. 

MF = While I hope it is Morgan Freeman, which would take film watching narration to the next level, I think it is Mick Fleetwood, who is very tall.  

NO has to be Nellie Oleson, that bitchy daughter of the store owners in Little House on the Prairie. Not a fan. She’s petty AF. 

“I also choose this man’s…

“I also choose this man’s dead wife.”

Figured this was a…

Figured this was a possibility. Good for him. 

Green loves himself too much…

Green loves himself too much to go broke and/or end up in prison. He’s a fake tough guy, so there is a 0% chance he will step to anyone off of an NBA court, where many people are paid to keep order. 

Look at the season the…

Look at the season the Chargers just had with all NFL coaches. 

Good call. 

Good call. 

I hope Waller doesn’t become…

I hope Waller doesn’t become the wrong kind of ‘tweener size, like Ernest Shazor. 

Congrats to Stoney, his wife…

Congrats to Stoney, his wife the lovely and talented Cindy, and his daughters Jasmine and Miranda. 

I don’t think a college team…

I don’t think a college team in the country could beat those guys. 

“We are starting a new game…

“We are starting a new game.”

Bigger problem was SF not using timeouts on defense. They were gassed. 

  https://youtu.be/27YxUnuXgY4?si=IZuNRoP5VdHuUhcv

 

Michael Barrett and 4 random…

Michael Barrett and 4 random fans. 

Makes sense on many levels…

Makes sense on many levels. Also, eff OSU. 

To: Reno Drew

From:…

To: Reno Drew

From: Everyone in here

Re: Whore mouth

Action Required: Shut it

They need to punish the…

They need to punish the university by suspending their head football coach, not by suspending Kirk Ferentz. And it absolutely is a player safety issue—this guy could hold a block longer and force Iowa players to actually have plays that last longer than an incompletion or a 2 yard run, which exposes them to injury. 

Desmond Howard

Scott…

Desmond Howard

Scott Dreisbach

Drew Henson

Remy Hamilton

Did he know but not fully…

Did he know but not fully know?

Is he still having trouble…

Is he still having trouble with the cover sheet?

Keith—every time you go away…

Keith—every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you. Gone too soon. 

50-50 call. It was a stupid…

50-50 call. It was a stupid play, and he knows better. 
 

Edit—this was supposed to be in response to Paige’s penalty. Not sure how it got here. 

OR Hoke is Juwan without…

OR Hoke is Juwan without fighting people. 

Dude sat behind Moses in…

Dude sat behind Moses in high school. 

This article is from Sept of…

This article is from Sept of 2022. Paywalled, but the gist is that since OT began in 1996, teams that played defense first won 52% of the time, but in the last 7 years, teams that got the ball first have won 54% of the time. 

You clearly meant they…

You clearly meant they admitted their wrong takes were wrong. 

Very unlikely credits from…

Very unlikely credits from his first two years will transfer—you know how the Admissions department is. 

Don’t you hate pants?!?!


Don’t you hate pants?!?!

You think the Magic would…

You think the Magic would trade Franz for Cade, straight up? Hell no. 

I know. I mean, I could…

I know. I mean, I could coach them to the NBA record for futility at a fraction of the cost. 

Get one. I’ll have four…

Get one. I’ll have four fried chickens and a Coke. And some dry white toast, please.

Yeah. I was really hoping…

Yeah. I was really hoping the Lions would get him. 

Of the fearsome Malachi…

Of the fearsome Malachi Crunch? Why wasn’t Pinky Tuscadero wearing a helmet in a demolition derby?

Malachi! He wants you too,…

Malachi! He wants you too, Malachi. He wants you too. 

He’s not really a university…

He’s not really a university employee. Coaches at big-time programs aren’t held to all of the standards as other employees. Pretty sure the coaches swear at the players. Professors and instructors can’t, etc. etc. 

This is really digging deep…

This is really digging deep. I’ll play along. He would have gotten a few players. 

His contract will only be…

His contract will only be renewed if they score 25+ points a game AND out-hit the opponent by 25%. 

He is going to be a first…

He is going to be a first ballot inductee, (waive the mandatory waiting period) into the Fake Tough Guy and the John Oates/Ringo Starr/Guy From Wham Who Isn’t George Michael Memorial halls of fame, and he’s a Milli Vanilli All Star. 

What how the Lions defended…

Watch how the Lions defended Fields and then don’t do that. 

I‘m not your pal, buddy. 

I‘m not your pal, buddy. 

Depends on the plan already…

Depends on the plan already in place. See Bobby Knight as an example. 

Unfortunately, so far it…

Unfortunately, so far it looks like Filip Zadina’s bet he placed on himself isn’t paying off. 

  https://youtu.be/PtGgeKZvE_M?si=lHCmtv1x8YEAnUuS

 

The starting defense and…

The starting defense and starting offense don’t play against each other all week. They work against their scout teams simulating what their opponents tend to run. They are just bad on offense because they are poorly coached on that side of the ball AND don’t have playmakers. Georgia’s dominant defense a couple years ago didn’t affect their offense, as they had good coaching AND good players. That said, why do we give a shit about Iowa?

They have an indecisive…

They have an indecisive schematic advantage. 

I’m really worried about…

I’m really worried about this. Wait—can he also block for himself, throw to himself, and then play defense? If not, then I retract my worry. 

Look for Semaj to change…

Look for Semaj to change numbers next season. 82 is too big and it slows him down. I’m guessing he’ll take 1. 

Is 3BASE available?

Is 3BASE available?

He’s going to have to sit…

He’s going to have to sit out a year since he already used his free transfer earlier today.