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|7 hours 9 min ago||George Foreman||
|9 hours 20 min ago||They would have forgotten it||
They would have forgotten it by next year. The biggest reason Caitlyn Jenner had an edge on winning that award was that she was still on everyone's mind.
|9 hours 38 min ago||The first half of that post||
The first half of that post was a mildly interesting anecdote and the second half escalated to some weird and irrelevant attempt to sound edgy. I you sure you're old enough to be flying alone?
|9 hours 48 min ago||You know that whole||
You know that whole "spermjacking" thing is a myth, right?
|10 hours 22 min ago||God damn, how many kids do||
God damn, how many kids do you have?!
|12 hours 8 min ago||Stupid babies need the most||
Stupid babies need the most attention.
|1 day 7 hours ago||Won't somebody please think||
Won't somebody please think of the children?!
|1 day 11 hours ago||Don't knock it until you've||
Don't knock it until you've tried it, old man. Maybe do something your partner would enjoy ;)
|1 day 11 hours ago||Well, certainly not from||
Well, certainly not from yzerman19.
|1 day 11 hours ago||"They're noisy, they're||
"They're noisy, they're messy, they're expensive... they smell."
-Dr. Alan Grant
|1 day 14 hours ago||I hope I'm wrong about what||
I hope I'm wrong about what exactly you're getting at, but the people who get away with crimes in the general population certainly do not share Delton's racial background.
|1 day 14 hours ago||Dude, we all know Gibbons||
Dude, we all know Gibbons isn't relevant to this discussion, but don't put your fingers in your ears and act like you were born yesterday.
|2 days 9 hours ago||Can't we just get Beyond||
Can't we just get Beyond Thunderdome?
|2 days 12 hours ago||This dude sounds like he got||
This dude sounds like he got lost on Reddit and ended up here.
|1 week 1 day ago||Of all the things that||
Of all the things that definitely happened, this definitely happened the most. If the evil feminzazi scourge was upset with him, it was for sure because he was trying to be polite, and not for some faux pas he definitely didn't commit.
|1 week 6 days ago||Reddit is the last bastion of||
Reddit is the last bastion of free speech*!
*Refers specifically to hate speech
|2 weeks 12 hours ago||I thought the whole reason||
I thought the whole reason its planetary status was demoted was because it hasn't cleared its local neighborhood.
|2 weeks 12 hours ago||He looks like the grown up||
He looks like the grown up version of the "6-foot turkey" kid from Jurassic Park.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||After the whole Jameis Winson||
After the whole Jameis Winson thing, I'm not sure the cops there give a shit.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||You can taste the hope for||
You can taste the hope for escape.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||You do know that's not a||
You do know that's not a thing anymore, right?
|2 weeks 6 days ago||I loved the original too, but||
I loved the original too, but after rewatching as an adult, it really doesn't hold up at all.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Patton Oswalt looks weird||
Patton Oswalt looks weird now.
|2 weeks 6 days ago||Patton Oswalt looked weird as||
Patton Oswalt looked weird as a baby.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||That's the free market for||
That's the free market for you.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||That's not the wallet||
That's not the wallet inspector...
|4 weeks 1 day ago||I don't see anything wrong||
I don't see anything wrong with lying to the cops in this situation.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||Wasn't this some idea that||
Wasn't this some idea that some schoolchildren came up with, but which didn't consider the social/scientific/commercial shortfalls?
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Whatever it is, it's not a||
Whatever it is, it's not a cat.
|4 weeks 6 days ago||Yeah, but beards are ugly and||
Yeah, but beards are ugly and unsanitary.