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|13 hours 14 min ago||#NoPolitics on Flat||
#NoPolitics on Flat Earthers!
/s if it wasn't obvious
|1 day 11 hours ago||If you sit on your dick and||
If you sit on your dick and make it really numb, it feels like you're jacking off a stranger.
|2 days 7 hours ago||Then shouldn't your son be||
Then shouldn't your son be sleep deprived? /s
|1 week 3 days ago||I don't trust people who||
I don't trust people who don't use birth control.
|1 week 3 days ago||This went in a less vulgar||
This went in a less vulgar direction than I expected, and that somehow makes me feel refreshed.
|1 week 3 days ago||I got my fiance a "craft your||
I got my fiance a "craft your own wine" kit, but it won't be here until tomorrow. She works late tonight so we got frogurt yesterday to celebrate. She also got me tickets to see the Detroit production of Rent, so I'm super jazzed she decided to celebrate this year.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||I can't tell if this is a||
I can't tell if this is a joke or if you're really that stupid, but I think your signature gives it away.
|2 weeks 3 days ago||Bah||
|2 weeks 4 days ago||<blockquote>Bill Belichick||
"Bill Belichick said (you can’t find many) guys that weigh 350 pounds and are athletic and long like he is; I mean they don’t grow on trees…"
Underrated comment right here.
|3 weeks 1 day ago||There used to be tests for||
There used to be tests for voting. I don't think bringing them back should be something to strive for.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Responding to all these posts...||
|3 weeks 4 days ago||All of our bases are covered.||
All of our bases are covered.
|3 weeks 4 days ago||Aww!||
|4 weeks 7 hours ago||Our president doesn't know||
Our president doesn't know the meaning of the word "pronto!"
|4 weeks 8 hours ago||"Hey guys! Wrestling is fake!||
"Hey guys! Wrestling is fake! I bet I just blew your minds!" What a fucking dipshit.
|4 weeks 11 hours ago||U ;)||
|5 weeks 12 hours ago||Back in my day, we didn't||
Back in my day, we didn't have "safe spaces!"
*Uses "whites only" restroom*
|5 weeks 13 hours ago||My wiiiife||
|5 weeks 1 day ago||Llama stop you right there.||
Llama stop you right there. If you think you can stick around here making these kind of comments, alpaca your bags myself.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||The people who complain about||
The people who complain about protesting are the kind of people MLK was referring to when he talked about the "white moderate." I'm wholly aware of how often MLK is brought up to discount the activism of others, and I like to imagine his thoughts on white moderates would rub those people the wrong way.
|7 weeks 10 hours ago||Tangent: what's the modern||
Tangent: what's the modern catholic view on vasectomies or other forms of permanent birth control?
|7 weeks 10 hours ago||Man, that guy has a lot of||
Man, that guy has a lot of kids.
|7 weeks 13 hours ago||Fuck all of you||
Fuck all of you
|10 weeks 2 days ago||A turkey is a bad person.||
A turkey is a bad person.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||Oh well. Given that Paterno's||
Oh well. Given that Paterno's grave deserves to be danced on, I'll give it to Levy.
|14 weeks 1 day ago||They also think he's going to||
They also think he's going to end up in jail because.... well, given the Spartan fans I know, that's where they think black people belong.
|15 weeks 15 hours ago||Unexpectedly got the day off, so that was pretty||
Unexpectedly got the day off, so that was pretty cool.
|15 weeks 4 days ago||Grown-ups don't hit each||
Grown-ups don't hit each other when their feelings are hurt.
|16 weeks 3 days ago||We didn't have any kids show||
We didn't have any kids show up. In fact, that's been the case for me for the last 5 years. At any rate, I was suffering from nasuea due to some medication side-effects, so I'm glad I didn't have to pretend to be excited to see anybody at my door.
|17 weeks 12 hours ago||Same. But I went to a||
Same. But I went to a Catholic wedding a couple weeks ago and it was far and away the worst wedding I have ever attended. Even if I didn't hate Notre Dame, I root against them out of spite.