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kwallace2386 about to lose…

kwallace2386 about to lose his shit in 3...2...1

I don't have any love for…

I don't have any love for the NCAA, but I don't understand the defamation suit. Granted, I don't know shit about fuck about the law, and I don't know anything about the case, but Bush says:

"It was more of being labeled a cheater," Bush said. "The trophy ... being taken away from me [was painful], but being labeled a cheater was far worse, because I've never cheated, and there's no proof of that, that I've cheated."

Did the NCAA actually label him a cheater? Did they make any statements to that effect? Or did they just take away his trophy because he violated what was (back then) an NCAA rule?

Remember when we got Aubrey…

Remember when we got Aubrey Solomon after sending him a thank you for coming to a recruiting event that he never actually attended? Those were the good ol' days.

Who is Dylan Rashada?

Who the hell is Dylan Rashada? 

I think you mean Jaden Rashada. If you think he's so good that Michigan should be forking over big $$$ for him, you should probably get his name right.

https://247sports.com/player…

https://247sports.com/player/marquise-davis-46134508/

From Cleveland Heights HS in Cleveland, OH. 

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No chance for me to see the Northern Lights or a comet, but I had a great view of the moon from my window.

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You sound like me. Playing…

Sounds like me. Playing checkers when others are playing chess. 

Cheese is the exact opposite…

Cheese is the exact opposite of feet. The stinkier the better.

Michigan Michigan Football…

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This is what I get when I paste the embed code from Tenor. Not sure what I'm doing wrong.

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Very nice work!

Sorry to hear about that,…

Sorry to hear about that, BlueMetal. Sending positive thoughts your way.

Good luck, Yak!

Good luck, Yak! I'm pulling for you (bad pun intended). 

I can only get it to work…

I can only get it to work for giphs, and giphs from giphy.com at that. 

But for giphs, it's interesting now that I actually look at it. If I am copy and pasting into a blank space, this is what it looks like:

<iframe src="https://giphy.com/embed/1oIlsbETtJUQSzIDNk" width="480" height="480" frameBorder="0" class="giphy-embed" allowFullScreen></iframe><p><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/rodneydangerfield-trippy-optical-illusion-1oIlsbETtJUQSzIDNk">via GIPHY</a></p>

But if I type something first, then copy and paste, this is what it looks like before I paste the embed code:

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and then this after pasting:

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Hope this makes sense.

Oof, double your pleasure,…

Oof, double your pleasure, huh? 

I hear you. I skipped the dentist during undergrad and grad school because I couldn't afford it. When I finally got a job/insurance and went to the dentist in 2007, it was time to pay the piper. Tooth pulled, bridge, crowns, fillings...

Wishing you a smooth and fast recovery, my man! 

Thanks. It's not bad. But…

Thanks. It's not bad. But now I just wish I could have a beer. 

Glad it worked. Nice choice…

Glad it worked. Nice choice!

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Had a broken tooth pulled…

Had a broken tooth pulled today, so no drinking and only eating soft food (mashed potatoes and macaroni and cheese). You should've seen my face when the doctor said no smoking for 72 hours. Shit, I didn't even make it 72 minutes. 😊

No Big House. 

I can't figure out how to do pictures. I loved being able to copy and paste images and gifs and hope we get that function back. 

For some reason, I can only get gifs from giphy.com to embed here. Not from any other site. To embed something from giphy.com:

  1. Find the gif on giphy.com
  2. Click "embed" on the right of the gif and copy the embed code
  3. Come here and click the "<> Source" button
  4. This will bring up something like this:

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         5. Paste the embed code over the 2nd line ("&nbsp;"). Then click preview to see if it worked. 

       Someone please have a beer or two for me. Happy Friday, y'all! 

Thanks for the history…

If we are going to include percentages, then Ante Pavelić and the NDH are probably just right behind Pol Pot.

I guess I'd consider Hitler more evil than Stalin, Mao, and Pol Pot because he tried to destroy an entire group (i.e., genocide). And he damn near succeeded, killing 2/3 of the prewar Jewish population. Not because he saw them as a threat to his power, but because he considered them inferior. That's just me, though. 🤷‍♂️

Edit: Sorry. I don't want to derail this thread and won't add any further comments. Thanks, Magnus, for posting it. I always appreciate these updates.

Edit 2: Sorry, I realized I was a bit bitchy in the 1st paragraph, so I edited it. 

You're kidding, right? I…

You're kidding, right? I mean, they were both pretty horrible, but worse than Hitler?

They're on a mission from…

They're on a mission from God.

Yep. Smokey and the Bandit…

Yep. Smokey and the Bandit style. They have a 48 hour deadline to get all books delivered. Craig Ross will be the Bandit driving the bait car.

I've heard a rumor that Seth…

I've heard a rumor that Seth is going to use his share of the profits to give us an all-expense paid MGoCamping trip, complete with individualized t-shirts based on our avatars. Has anyone else heard this?

You can no longer pass off…

You can no longer pass off the costs of paying players to donors.  The school is gonna have to foot the bill.

The school ain’t footing the bill for shit. The cost will be passed on to the consumer. Say hello to even higher ticket prices. 

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but this is great with the…

but this is great with the Gladiator style background music...

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He's calling you a dumbass…

He's saying you made a really stupid comment that Denard was a "slightly above average" football player and also that Denard made a really fucking stupid decision. I'd say he's pretty accurate on both accounts. 

Michigan may have lost their…

Michigan may have lost their entire defensive staff, but IMO it's still a more attractive destination than the team that had the 3rd worse defense in the P5 last year.

Sammy Hagar is sad for being…

Sammy Hagar is sad for being left out of your group.

Doesn't seem like a very…

Doesn't seem like a very smart business plan to exclude one of the largest fanbases in the US. I noticed they don't do Notre Dame gear either. Unless maybe they had some issue with licensing? 

I haven't gotten around to…

I haven't gotten around to purchasing any either, but this'll probably be the one I do get. I'm a big fan of the source.

https://mgoblogstore.com/collections/mgoblog/products/rose-trophy-triblend-t-shirt-navy-triblend

Now You'Re Just Showing Off…

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I could only get it to work from giphy.com. Other sites like tenor or getyarn don't seem to work. 🤷‍♂️

Now you prepare that Fetzer…

Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads.

With a big enough truck, you…

With a big enough truck, you can just make your own parking space.

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Illinois Nazis. I hate…

Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis. 

I’m not a mod, but just…

I’m not a mod, but just thought I could answer your question. Not sure what about my response made you think I was trolling. 

Rob: sorry for your loss. Sending my thoughts your way. 

Well, let's not start…

Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.

Can we get a shoutout to…

Can we get a shoutout to Louis Gossett Jr. as well? He passed away last Friday. 

It's been gone for a while…

It's been gone for a while now. I think about two months or so. 

It'll always be too soon.

It'll always be too soon.

I thought it'd just be…

Sorry if you don't like the topic. I'll make sure to ask your opinion next time before posting.

When People Magazine screwed…

Elvis Grbac, named People Magazine's "Sexiest Athlete" (Link for anyone not familiar with the story.)

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I wish it was 😊

I wish it was (or should it be "were"? I suck at things like that). 😊

And shirtless centerfolds. 

And shirtless centerfolds. 

Who the hell is Teddy…

I've never heard of Teddy Savalas, but...

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So close to cracking the…

Don't mind me. I'm just cracking the code.

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