The Price is wrong bitch
Bob Barker is a national treasure and 99 years old. If we have a repeat of the Betty White incident (dying at 99, aka not making it a century) I'm going to lose my shit.
I love Drew Carey and he seems to do rather well as the new host of The Price is Right but he comes second to Bob Barker.
We'd have been overrun by unspayyed dogs by now, had it not been for Mr. Barker.
/irony
If Bob makes it to 100, he gets a bunch of cash and a bonus spin.
Congrats, Happy. Take a victory lap.
This tweet is FAKE NEWS. Everyone knows I don't have any college eligibility after winning all those big checks at my tour events.
Might be worse than actually naming your kid Osmosis Jones.
And you can count. On me, waiting for you in the parking lot...
Trying to reach the green from here Shooter?
That’s not possible, Sir.
I beg to differ, Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Well moron, good for Happy Gilmo-mo-OH MY GOD
This is the best exchange in the entire movie.
My personal favorite is:
"You hit that guy!"
"He shouldn't have been standing there."
And Billy Madison just committed to Testicle Tech...
cheap pop
I believe he prefers his legal name of Phil Rirruto.
I bet he eats little shits like me for breakfast
you eat shit for breakfast?
Hold on: Ball U's golf coach is named Fleck?
Row the Ball!
Somebody's closer!
just tap it in. Tappy tap tap
-aroo
Doing the dance, feeling the flow.
It’s circular, like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up and down, and around. Circular. Circle. With music. The flow. All good things.
Why don’t I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say.
You think you're better than me!?
Gold jacket. Green jacket. Who gives a shit.
If his career does not end without him wrestling and head-butting a live alligator......
Guess that gator finally finished the job, ehh Chubbs?
Ball
Add a tick mark to the column labeled "nominative determinism."
My question is, since Ball State University was founded by the Ball brothers, shouldn't it be properly called Balls State?
Glad he didn't say: Suck my white ass, ball (state)
Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
I would have done that show for free if I could work with Ben the grizzly bear.
I know what you’re doing right now, and I don’t like it.
So why don’t you just shut you’re trap before I put my foot in it.