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+1 for sound idea, +1,000…

+1 for sound idea, +1,000 for use of lorgnette. 

They got a name for the…

They got a name for the winners in the world,
And I want a name when I lose,
They call Ann Arbor the Wolverines...

Dear XM Claus, I would like…

Dear XM Claus, 

I would like a '24 Bronco Heritage Edition in shadow black because I like Fords and I think it looks fantastic. That's probably the worst reasoning ever provided on a gearhead thread, but I'm a simple man. The world is a better place if old English majors don't change their own oil. 

"Aztec ugly" is a wonderful…

"Aztec ugly" is a wonderful phrase. All the automotive atrociousness in the world packed into two simple words. Bravo. 

ps I kinda like the Gladiator myself. 

The can would be labeled…

The can would be labeled just "Commit." No telling what kind of commit is inside. 

It's the best fit for him…

It's the best fit for him among the teams likely to draft a QB early. 

Maybe OP was using Sparty…

Maybe OP was using Sparty sporty wifi with Mels B, C & T. 

Leave the door open for…

Leave the door open for Elijah and leave some haroset for ol’ S.D. Goy. 

I hate that this means the…

I hate that this means the Blue Jackets will be getting another Wolverine. 

(No subject)

How do you feel, Roddy?

"You kids don't know Grand…

"You kids don't know Grand Funk? The wild shirtless lyrics of Mark Farner? The bong-rattling bass of Mel Schacher? The competent drumwork of Don Brewer? Oh, man!"

So you don't feel like Pete…

So you don't feel like Pete does? I'm cool with that.

The only folks I really need in off the list are Tull, Supertramp and the B-52s. 

And let's not forget Stavros…

And let's not forget Stavros from Kojak! He was Telly's younger brother!

I saw "Dusty may work" and…

I saw "Dusty may work" and.immediately thought "Dinah Moe Humm." The phrases have the same number of letters and a similar sound, I guess, but I gather I'm not right in the head.

Heck, I'd have seconds then…

Heck, I'd have seconds then polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. 

OMG, XM has been unmasked as…

OMG, XM has been unmasked as Jack Horkheimer: Star Hustler. 

I was a varsity tackle and a…

I was a Michigan tackle and a hell of a block,
When I played in Columbus
I made the Toilet rock...

Every Saturday noon,
I felt the fever grow,
Stroud knows what it's like,
No gold pants and no place to go. 

Er, I was told Michigan was…

Er, I was told Michigan was never getting another recruit and we fans should live out the remainder of our miserable M lives listening to maudlin music and reading 11W. What am I supposed to do with all these Morrissey albums and links to Buckeye tentacle porn?

I heard Sparty did a nice…

I heard Sparty did a nice job stretching. 

I love it when a team comes…

I love it when a team comes together. 

--Scipio Africanus Smith

Nope. I'm Jerame Tuman. 

Nope. I'm Jerame Tuman. 

We just need to bring back…

We just need to bring back the waggle. 

Imagine how good he'd be if…

Imagine how good he'd be if he had the Glengarry leads. Thanks NIL and admissions!

Here Wolf. 

Here Wolf. 

He's a hero. 

He's a hero. 

Happy to hear it.

Happy to hear it.

I'm gonna go get the papers,…

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers. 

(No subject)

Why not just make a four…

Why not just make one four-finger ring? I'm sure Big Daddy Kane knows a guy. 

Ooh, is it in Bangkok again?

Ooh, is it in Bangkok again?

I've always fancied myself a…

Well, I've always fancied myself a smooth operator...

Can you share how you size…

Can you share how you size them? I'm happy other folks have found a workaround for the button [insert greatbigshinybutton gif] but those images take up the whole screen and stretch coast to coast, LA to Chicago. 

Always cool to learn new…

Thanks! Always cool to learn new things. Here's pretty much all I know about chess

I used to work at a great…

I used to work at a great BBQ joint and one of my great joys was pulling the pork shoulder apart by hand. (Eating said pork was another, natch.)

Evening, XM et al. The ol'…

Evening, XM et al. 

The ol' photo feature--where you click the mountain pic--has been broken for a week or so. Management has been notified. (I was going to go on a little riff about Picture Pages, but then I remembered who came up with that. Damn catchy ditty, though.)

Tonight's beverage of choice is Natty Light, which is of couse the only Natty there is. I'm no purist when it comes to beer, but I am one where language is concerned. UM has never won a Natty, but I bought 12 of 'em. 

God bless Mother Nature!

God bless Mother Nature!

Rumor has it he's also…

Rumor has it he's also bringing along one of his TAs, Andre Krimm, for the football program. 

That's clearly Peter…

That's clearly Peter Billingsley. 

Who Buried the Lede?A Scooby…

Who Buried the Lede?

A Scooby-Doo/MGoBlog Mystery

Anyone remember the…

Anyone remember the narcoleptic comedian from Hill Street Blues?

The 4th down fumble roomIs a…

The 4th down fumble room

Is a South Beach club run by Sammie Smith. 

I heard it was Woody Hayes…

I heard it was Woody Hayes inside. 

"Well I think it looks like…

"Well I think it looks like death...I think you're rationalizing this whole thing into something you did on purpose. I think we're stuck with a very stupid and a very dismal looking [uniform]. This is depressing."--David St. Hubbins

There needs to be a Sunshine…

There needs to be a Sunshine Jar for NIL around here. 

Mentiion NIL: $5

Complain about NIL: $50

Do either in a thread having nothing to do with NIL: $500

Proceeds split between charity and an NIL.

Are there a lot.of Lions…

Are there a lot.of Lions fans on the big island? Or just Thomas Magnum?

Unless black is already part…

Unless black is already part of your team color palette (a la the Raiders), going to a black uni is the Ryan Day dance move of athletic styling--it looks neither tough nor cool. 

Bill Simmons hasn’t said…

Bill Simmons hasn’t said anything intelligent in about two decades. 

Image posting is currently…

Image posting is currently broken but management is aware. 

The gif of A.J. Duhe intercepting Richard Todd will have to wait. 

The uploading still works…

The uploading still works. Things fall apart at the select stage; when an image is picked and “select” is pressed, a grey icon labelled “HTML object” appears instead of the image. The icon does not appear in the final post. 

Oh, Sparty…

Oh, Sparty…