Would you be interested in Bazooka Joe as a future head coach?

Submitted by ImRightYouKnow on January 4th, 2021 at 6:38 PM

Complete hypothetical scenario:

I'm under the assumption that all human head coaches will be replaced by comic characters, based off nothing more than a hunch, and I really want attention. Considering that Harbaugh is likely going to join the NHL head coaching ranks, and Dabo is going to the LPGA circuit, and somehow it's all RR's fault, should we recruit Bazooka from the candy ranks and see if he'll bring Garfield and Odie as coordinators?

Fishbulb

January 4th, 2021 at 6:51 PM ^

Would it follow the trajectory of Bazooka Joe gum? A LOT of work at first, then a brief period of contentment followed by an accelerated demise. 
 

If that’s the case, I’d rather go with Fruit Stripes—a spectacular opening that makes the violently abrupt ending worth it. 

mgokev

January 4th, 2021 at 7:02 PM ^

My vote is for big league chew.

Just a big old lump that makes you feel like you have the real thing for a while...until you eventually come to terms with the fact that it’s not what the cool kids have. 

Did I just vote for Brady Hoke?