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|6 hours 5 min ago||An OPS of 3.333? That's not||
An OPS of 3.333? That's not particularly bad.
|1 day 9 hours ago||Lynn Swann's numbers are||
Lynn Swann's career totals are extremely close to John Taylor's. That's not exactly a ringing endorsement for Swann's HOF bust.
|1 day 10 hours ago||So a guy with 336 career||
So a guy with 336 career catches and 5472 career yards is telling us who should be in the HOF? A guy who averaged 37 catches and 608 yards per season? Okay...
|1 day 19 hours ago||So apparently Pitino can run||
So apparently Pitino can run 40 yards to yell at a referee with no T. I must not have read that particular section in the rule book.
|1 day 19 hours ago||Let's not grab the rebound.||
Let's not grab the rebound. Oh, no. Let's tap it away, into the hands of a Gopher.
|1 day 20 hours ago||HUGE three to end the 1st||
HUGE three to end the 1st half.
|4 days 19 hours ago||Apparently "I'm gonna drink a||
Apparently "I'm gonna drink a lot of Budweiser tonight, I promise you that!" has replaced "I'm going to Disney World!"
|4 days 20 hours ago||Cleveland hasn't won anything||
Cleveland hasn't won anything in 52 years. The sperm down there has to be the size of alligators by now.
|4 days 20 hours ago||HEY!! IF YOUR TEAM WINS,||
HEY!! IF YOUR TEAM WINS, YOU'RE ALL GOING TO FUCK LIKE RABBITS AFTERWARDS!!
|4 days 20 hours ago||Honda,||
Budweiser....missed. Not for everyone? Is that why you aim that beer squarely at the masses?
|4 days 21 hours ago||From "Can't Poop" to "Blowing||
From "Can't Poop" to "Blowing Mud Everywhere". Good grief.
|4 days 21 hours ago||Very good timing of product||
Very good timing of product placement in that ad.
|4 days 21 hours ago||Pepsi. Not bad. Not as good||
Pepsi. Not bad. Not as good as the Coke ad, but not bad.
|4 days 22 hours ago||At least we don't have a||
At least we don't have a "NATIONWIDE, 'CAUSE YOUR KID DIED" commercial.....yet.
|4 days 22 hours ago||I don't even have them on the||
I don't even have them on the medal stand. They're in line behind the Doritos commercial, Steve Harvey, and the Hulk.
|4 days 22 hours ago||And now a reminder from the||
And now a reminder from the NFL that hey, people from the winning cities fuck like rabbits the night their team wins the Super Bowl.
|4 days 22 hours ago||What fresh hell are we going||
What fresh hell are we going to see this commercial break?
|4 days 22 hours ago||Coke did well there.||
Coke did well there.
|4 days 22 hours ago||I have stomach issues of my||
I have stomach issues of my own, but I don't need a commercial about how to get rid of THAT on Super Bowl Sunday, of all times and places.
|4 days 22 hours ago||It was good, the first 90,000||
It was good, the first 90,000 times everyone played it.
|4 days 22 hours ago||Okay, I liked the Steve||
Okay, I liked the Steve Harvey commercial.
|4 days 22 hours ago||Tyler in general is a bit||
Tyler in general is a bit unsettling.
|4 days 22 hours ago||Audi and Acura have invested||
Audi and Acura have invested their money wisely...so far. Everyone else apparently decided to have a massive bonfire tonight with their money,.
|4 days 23 hours ago||The girl catching the bouquet||
The girl catching the bouquet was nice. Then they mentioned "Buick" about 15 times in the next 6 seconds.
|4 days 23 hours ago||They're soon to be bankrupt||
They're soon to be bankrupt if they keep making commercials like that.
|4 days 23 hours ago||That's it. Every person||
That's it. Every person involved with the creation of these commercials should be beaten with a shovel and heaved over a tall bridge into a river.
|4 days 23 hours ago||Mountain Dew. What in the||
Mountain Dew. What in the actual fuck?
|4 days 23 hours ago||Okay, the Audi commercial||
Okay, the Audi commercial isn't bad.
|4 days 23 hours ago||I was waiting for that to be||
I was waiting for that to be a Haas Avocado commercial. All we needed was Rotel and Farmer's Only and we could call it a night.
|5 days 21 hours ago||Correct. Stallworth went into||
Correct. Stallworth went into the HOF in 2002.