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Totally, but I gotta be in…

Totally, but I gotta be in the mood. I can only watch so many left tackle stuck in the dryer videos until it starts to lose its believability. 

Warde couldn't Hackett

Warde couldn't Hackett

Smith seems great. We have…

Smith seems great. We have two great QBs committed. 

I really like the staff at…

I really like the staff at TMI. Plus you get Paramount+ for free. 

He gave Patterson a hard but…

He gave Patterson a hard but clearly he's the one working on his short game

Isn't this the guy who asked…

Isn't this the guy who asked, which font should Michigan use when they put an asterix next to their National Championship?

Probably the same font he uses for his title of "journalist". 

I applaud the effort 

I applaud the effort 

I enjoy Locked on Wolverines…

I enjoy Locked on Wolverines and he seems like a decent guy. Plus he rolled with the Butt-Hole jokes when he had Jake Butt on. 

That sucks for sure,…

That sucks for sure, hopefully it can be unloaded in the future.

Always appreciate the work you do

Buckeye fans wouldn't shut…

Buckeye fans wouldn't shut up about their stupid beer with Harbaugh on it. So fucking hilarious.

Who's laughing now, bitch?

He's the man now, dawg

He's the man now, dawg

Damn Bucky, change your…

Damn Bucky, change your fucking signs!

Gut says...

 

MICH 35

OSU…

Gut says...

MICH 35

OSU 24

Head says...

MICH 40

OSU 20

I've always wanted a video…

I've always wanted a video exactly like this

Is it too much to ask for…

Is it too much to ask for them to hire a decent commissioner? It's like you think it can't get any worse and they hire the microwavable bacon of sports executives

I love that the majority of…

I love that the majority of Buckeye fans think the only reason they lost was sign stealing. That'll just make this years loss even more devastating for them. 

I think the writer believes…

I think the writer believes they are a clever writer but it really just sounds like Sparty wrote it

I tried to change his name…

I tried to change his name to Pee-Titty and now I'm banned from making edits on Wikipedia 

I could never take anybody…

I could never take anybody named PEE-TITTY seriously 

Never been a fan of these…

Never been a fan of these guys. They're just another fan with a podcast. 

300 interceptions 

300 interceptions 

Bold of them not to use the…

Bold of them not to use the secret formula of success for Rutgers

I understand the argument of…

I understand the argument of ranking teams higher than Michigan based on beating ranked teams. But what these "journalists" are not accounting for is how close the games are. Did Georgia escape Auburn by the skin of their teeth? Yep, and it shouldn't have been that close. No one has come close to keeping it close with us. 

Is it still a circle jerk…

Is it still a circle jerk with only three people? 

Kinda seems like Enos has…

Kinda seems like Enos has had a rough time since becoming our OC for a week before taking the same position at Alabama. Even aside from football, his personality seems like it would have been disastrous here.

Same. It's a great line. 

Same. It's a great line. 

He says that when he finishes

He says that when he finishes

52-14 Maizerage

52-14 Maizerage

The fact that these two…

The fact that these two geniuses didn't think that was a targeting on McCarthy kinda shows you why NBC basically sued to get B10 games

I would not want to be Mel…

I would not want to be Mel Tucker's sweat towel this year

49 - 10 Murderwolvs

49 - 10 Murderwolvs

One time I grabbed an ice…

One time I grabbed an ice cream sandwich from the freezer and went to the living room. After being distracted by the TV for a couple minutes, I went to take my first bite and the ice cream sandwich was gone. Not on the floor, not in the trash, just gone. We're still trying to figure this one out. 

We open with East Carolina,…

We open with East Carolina, a team that went 8-5 last year, including a 1 point loss to NC State. They seem like a notch above a cupcake opponent. How much should we fear the Pirates in our opener?

Shady Shemy and the Twitter…

Shady Shemy and the Twitter Account of Regrets 

Ask him now if he can beat…

Ask him now if he can beat up Mike Hart 

All I know is I love Devin…

All I know is I love Devin Gardner

"Taking all bets!"

Anything that resembles Neck…

Anything that resembles Neck Sharpies. Maybe include a breakdown of other successful plays around college football that Michigan's system would benefit from adopting. 

Fuck Lewan, the guy might as…

Fuck Lewan, the guy might as well get "douche" tattooed across his face.

Oh sure, it was terrible…

Oh sure, it was terrible. Give me Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley over that any day.

I don't take these…

I don't take these statements seriously unless they start with "I just got off the phone with Jim" 

William Regal

William Regal

How much of Michigan's bowl…

How much of Michigan's bowl preparation do you think was allocated to Georgia? 

A great Wolverine who I will…

A great Wolverine who I will always think highly of. Thanks for everything, Ronnie. 

I want Georgia to light them…

Live and die by the JJ

Looks like we borrowed OSU's…

Looks like we borrowed OSU's playbook

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All chairs in West Lafayette…

All chairs in West Lafayette can breathe a sigh of relief 

Nobody understands my…

Nobody understands my murderwolf t-shirt and that works for me

Happy warriors of Michigan!

Happy warriors of Michigan!

I'm starting to think no one…

I'm starting to think no one actually wants to win the west and, I'm not sure I blame them