The tastiest serving of schadenfreude yet delivered by Gregg Doyel of the Indianapolis Star

Texas spends $ 800K for an OV.

Ole Miss has prospects driving to their signing ceremony - before they have officially committed - in Lamborghinis.

Both these situations are fine.

i value a burger at the Brown Jug - especially during Covid - as much as anyone can.  But - given a choice - I think the Lamborghini or $ 800K for the OV are “worth a bit more”.

The truth is - Harbaugh advocates revenue sharing - and, would take a lower salary if it was implemented.  THAT is why everyone is targeting Jim.

Go Blue!

This isn’t schadenfreud, and I regret clicking your post because I’m up for schadenfreud. I’m not up for idiotic clickbait articles. 

You derive schadenfreude from this? 

I felt neither guilt nor pleasure reading that.

So I looked and I didn't see any article from Doyel talking about Kirby Smart and his Georgia teams having something like a dozen speeding arrests in a year, including one incident that led to someone's death.  I didn't see an article about Art Briles at Baylor or High Freeze at Ole Miss.  Apparently none of those awful things mattered to old Gregg.

Just another clickbait whore.

What an asshole.

This is not schadenfreude.  I’m not sure you understand what the word means. 
 

the is is douche pandering to his readers. I’m guessing Purdue / Indiana fans are more likely to thinK Michigan cheated. It also gives him clicks from OSU and other fanbases

You get way more clicks bashing Michigan than not. 
 

stop posting this type of asshattery. 

Cheeseburgers and shaky iPhone recordings of signals.  Who knew that was all it took to take down the rest of college football

Stop giving these motherfuckers clicks 

Do people actually pay to read this stuff?

Someone should let Doyel know there was weeping and gnashing of teeth multiple places in the new testament and the old testament as well. Breaking of potshards even!!! He'd really be upset  about that. 

Please don't share this bullshit.

I live in Indy and Doyel is on of the reasons I stopped reading the Indy Star. His fake outrage over everything is his shtick. He's a no talent hack looking for attention. 

FYI: by linking to that thing, you're helping improve its Pagerank.

There was nothing tasty about this. In the future don’t read anything this idiot writes. This is horrible. The bar is much higher for this to be a post. 

Show me on the doll Greg where Michigan football hurt you.  You’re safe here, those bad men with the winged helmets  can’t harm you anymore.

Hope he never hears about Kansas, UNC, Duke and Kentucky in basketball. Or about all the SEC schools combined from the dawn of time. But otherwise, yeah, totally

Don't feed the trolls.

Over the top histrionics.

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Why would you share the quotes from the article that you chose to share?

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest Doyle's armpits.

One of the upsides of AI writing articles is that we will no be subjected to the musings of mediocre trolls like Doyle.

Gregg Doyel is really clever and important; just ask him. I'm sure he'll write a full-page goodbye column when he leaves the Star ... because he is really super important.

Logged in to downvote. Get this trash outta here.

Cheeseburgers help achieve greatness?!?!   I knew I was on the right track!   

Oh dear 

Boomers just screaming into the void. It’s like my Fox News QAnon Father-in-law or my brainwashed MSNBC loving mother wrote this. 

Didn't know who this guy was before. 

Don't see a reason to start now. 

Jesus the recruiting thing violations thing is a MASSIVE tell.

If you describe it as a "scandal" and "cheating" I know you're a dumb fuck right then and there.

And no, I'm not saying it's a nothing-burger, I'm saying OSU self reported 22 similar violations after Day's first season and literally no one gave a shit because they self reported it. Then they self reported another 2 violations 2 years later and... No one gave a shit. This is what we're dealing with, low level minor infractions that are now just blanket SCANDALS! These are unserious people who should be laughed at.

When (not if) Harbaugh hoists the championship trophy, I will not weep, and my teeth will remain ungnashed.  Maybe I could get a video of this Doyel guy, though.  That would be fun.

 a downward spiral accelerated by the approach of one tsunami and then another – NIL and the transfer portal
 

so, this guy thinks the existential problems with CFB are because players have more control over their playing careers and aren’t getting totally ripped off? fuck this guy. what a POS

PS I am embarrassed to have read the opening paragraph. Not gonna bother with the rest but as others have noted, it’s not schadenfreude. it’s just angery lonely-guy trash

Jeez man, bringing in the Bible in describing meaningless vendetta-driven allegations for a football game! SMH Gregg Doyel.

Will never understand why Indy Star got rid of Kravitz and hired doyel 

Doyel suuuuucks as a local sports writer. Kravitz is probably hated here because he broke deflate gate but he was good at covering Indy sports. Doyel is a hack 

Pretty sure Doyel is sparta69_420 on RCMB

This is RCMB- and 11W-level stupid.   With self-righteousness like that i bet he doesn’t get invited to many parties either.   

This isn't schadenfreude, it's engagement farming. He's knowingly throwing incendiary commentary out there to drive clicks and revenue. You're freely giving him promotion. Do not do that. Sharing links to this asshat, Finebaum, Screamin A Smith, amongst others, is exactly what they need to survive. You want to remove the hot take artists? Ignore them. It deprives them of oxygen and strangles them.

The second G is for Genius.

Verstehst du schadenfreude?

eccleazeasties is a good read.   Everything in this world is vanity AND that is ok!  (my entire notes)

Not as cool as the book of ezster but still whack.  

Few things more grating than that one generation of sports columnists that leans far too heavily on one-word paragraphs for emphasis.

Profound.