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I literally scoffed when…

I literally scoffed when Craig was cast. Decent actor but thought he was way too thugish to play Bond. IwasWayOff.gif

2nd only to Connery.

Setting it up for a…

I'm setting it up for a conservation project in Zimbabwe where there are no other options. 

The fun thing about Michigan…

The fun thing about Michigan state law on posting jobs is that all of them have to be posted. I've applied for every Michigan HC job that's opened since Carr just so that I could say I did. Listed my impressive NCAA XX stats for experience and MgoPoints for reference.

Never got an interview... /shrug

OMG that story about his…

OMG that story about his interview LMAO

My tv is off or we're…

My tv is off or we're experiencing highlighter-yellow-creep again.

That blue is off as well.

Here's mah dude

Here's mah dude

Mel Gray seemed to have like…

Mel Gray seemed to have like a 10-yard stride once he got up to speed. Gliding is how I used to describe his returns. 

Dude shattered a backboard…

Dude shattered a backboard at a charity basketball game in my HS 

This ^

All previous Fords…

This ^

All previous Fords has a penchant for hiring self-promoting posers then remaining loyal to them until the torch and pitchfork crowd hit critical mass. We finally have ownership that will hire good football minds and stay the fuck out of the way. 

Is it weird that I want to…

Is it weird that I want to print and frame this?

Replacing pictures of my children?

Metric or standard?

Metric or standard?

Its why the contract is…

Its why the contract is taking so long: they found a loophole allowing Jim to return as a Player-Manager.

Martin Luther - The worlds…

Martin Luther - The worlds first message board troll.

Points to the sign....

Points to the sign....

(No subject)

Quit drinking and go to bed

Quit drinking and go to bed

Related'ish

I put $60 on…

Related'ish

I put $60 on the Rose Bowl, doubled my $ (roughly). Pushed it all in on the NCG, doubled it (roughly). Now spending it on champ merch. Something special about wearing merch paid for by the defeated fanbase.

Also this lol

Also this lol

Only if you smoke weed with…

Only if you smoke weed with your artist before they begin (you'll focus on the pain).

Also, don't trust your tattoo work to an artist that doesn't light up before going to work.

I've been kicking around…

I've been kicking around incorporating 144 with BET (making one negative between the other)

Could also use CXLIV somehow 

The best Muppets ever.

The best Muppets ever.

Do you think KFC is open?

Do you think KFC is open?

Love you all, Go Blue!

Love you all, Go Blue!

My all-time favorite M…

My all-time favorite M social commentary

 

Came for the post-Carr…

Came for the post-Carr search news

Stayed for the Alanis Morissette sing-alongs 

People will swim in the sea…

People will swim in the sea full of corpses, but wont go near a pool with one.

Everyone has an acceptable corpse to water ratio.

Pretty sure Doyel is…

Pretty sure Doyel is sparta69_420 on RCMB

It's always better, until it…

It's always better, until it isn't. 

The thing about Paul…

The thing about Paul Finebaum is fuck Paul Finebaum.

1. Collect Underpants

2. 90…

1. Collect Underpants

2. 90% Zone + 10% Man

3. ?????

4. Profit

Man, Corso is declining…

Man, Corso is declining rapidly. Sad to see :-(

Nothing in this life makes…

Nothing in this life makes me more accepting and comfortable with my nerdiness than this blog. I thank you all.

(No subject)

Here's one near and dear to me:

It can be.

It can be.

Scott Bell for Team…

Scott Bell for Team Shitposter +1000000

LOL Frames... you do you boo 

LOL Frames... you do you boo 

Anyone crack an 'Orji score…

Anyone crack an 'Orji score at the Beav' joke yet?

Seeking VC for my next…

Seeking VC for my next project: Pat McAfee canceling headphones. DM me...

Unfriend/disown them.

Unfriend/disown them.

The thing about Mike…

The thing about Mike Rosenberg is fuck mike rosenberg. That is all.

Six Zero's Wife Day opus…

Six Zero's Wife Day opus perhaps. Some of the old photoshop threads went bonkers.

+42 for Douglas Adams…

+42 for Douglas Adams reference.

Progressive sides with one…

Progressive sides with one of the worlds most powerful corporations. Film at 11. 

That was everything in my…

That was everything in my account :-)

I rarely gamble and never…

I rarely gamble and never bet parlays (sucker bet). I was feeling good about this though.

Needed that last TD though.

Damn straight. Thanks coach! Donating it to one of my favorite charities. 

Go Blue!

Go Blue!

Here's mine:

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Here's mine:

Always liked this banger…

Always liked this banger. 100% conviction being 100% wrong.

nine out of ten people who tell you they watched the March 26th brawl live are lying through their teeth because it was on a premium channel (featuring retrospectively fitting play-by-play guy Mike Goldberg of UFC fame). https://t.co/lndi9Ou1Zl

— ace (meeting at midfield) (@AceAnbender) April 19, 2019

It was of course, on basic cable in most of lower Michigan. 

Yeah, that's what prompted…

Yeah, that's what prompted my post 😂

Fuck Justin Boren. That is…

Fuck Justin Boren. That is all.