Charges filed on 7 MSU Players for Tunnel Assault
November 23rd, 2022 at 1:50 PM ^
As always, don’t read the comments
November 23rd, 2022 at 1:55 PM ^
"But whattabout Juwan!??!?"
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:03 PM ^
"So should Juwan Howard be charged with aggravated assault?"
"Honest question for UM lurkers. This seems like a bit much. Sets an awful precedent going forward. But you do you UM. Good look in the future with your own players.""Can Devin Bush now be retroactively charged with destruction of personal property from 2018? Oh wait no, there are no MSU fanboi's holding office anywhere."
"Where's the charges for the Michigan players throwing punches and swinging helmets in the tunnel? Where's the charges for Diabetes throwing punches and Herpes Howard punching another coach in the face after a game last year? Where's the charges for Jabrill Peppers punching an OSU fan in the face after a game in 2016?"
For your reading enjoyment. They are a salty bunch. Sometimes isnt it just easier to say "Hey these kids fucked up" and not be a part of it?
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:06 PM ^
Deflect and misdirect. A common tactic for people who can't confront the truth.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:56 PM ^
The whataboutism is epidemic level.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:14 PM ^
I like the one guy who thinks UofM did this. Schools aren't prosecutors -- they don't get to press/not press charges.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:56 PM ^
I would diagree on that based on my experience living in Ingham County and seeing how they "enforce" the law when it comes to MSU athletes. Schools absolutely can influence DAs not to press charges, and/or tamper with witnesses.
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:46 PM ^
Yes. Paging Glenn Winston.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:36 PM ^
MSU peeps are some of the dumber ones in the country. Their Admin knows it but has to dance around the numbnuts.
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:51 PM ^
One can hope that interim President Teresa Woodruff, given her background and the circumstances that lead her to the job might cause her to call the numbnuts for what they are.
Or not.
November 23rd, 2022 at 9:34 PM ^
I went over to get their take and was just disgusted. They are literally must be the biggest bunch of ethically challenged idiots and it’s possible most of them are in the 5th grade.
The remedial attempt at logic, deflection, and justification is stunning.
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:24 PM ^
They should be talking to police and prosecutors, not fans. They blame Michigan for everything. As far as I can tell, the people on this board had no impact whatsoever on any charges filed. Our opinions mean very little in the scheme of things.
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:46 PM ^
Never underestimate how small their winkies must be. Most people, unlike them, would not be so proud to demonstrate this shortcoming but they manifest differently than Aidan.
November 23rd, 2022 at 5:33 PM ^
I noticed the tunnel wasn’t charged with anything. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
November 23rd, 2022 at 9:45 PM ^
The tunnel plead down to Supervision.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:14 PM ^
"Four tunnel incidents* in a year!"
*"incidents" may or may not involve
- smack talk
- a thrown sandwich
- Bert whining about something
- trying to smash someone's skull with a helmet, five guys gang-beating another player
November 23rd, 2022 at 3:28 PM ^
They're seriously trying to say there was a tunnel incident with Illinois? 🤔
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:05 PM ^
just have to wade past the "free the tunnel 8" threads
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:30 PM ^
7 charged but the 8th no charges
November 23rd, 2022 at 7:44 PM ^
No. They're referring back to OSU last year. Some jawing back and forth. Big f'n deal.
November 23rd, 2022 at 11:03 PM ^
And I also recall an OSU player trying to engage our crowd by flipping the bird at everyone. That's not felonious assault and also not a big deal.
November 24th, 2022 at 8:49 PM ^
That was the first of "three" followed by PSU and MSU. I only know of those "incidents".
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:30 PM ^
peanut butter jelly, no baseball bat
November 23rd, 2022 at 5:18 PM ^
I sorta heeded your warning but then veered sharply from it, looking at rcmb (real chuckleheads masturbating).
Geez, that's some major avoidance & anger & ass-holery.
November 23rd, 2022 at 5:49 PM ^
Did the same on this semi holiday afternoon. Good grief, those folks are an intensely angry & conspiracy-based group of people. Crazyland. They write about actually increasing the violence and spiteful actions just to teach UM a lesson. Nothing wrong with their team’s behavior in the tunnel.
November 23rd, 2022 at 9:50 PM ^
Keep this in mind when hiring from this insecure backstabbing culture. Some stripes don't change over time.
November 23rd, 2022 at 1:52 PM ^
Ok.
Beat OSU.
November 23rd, 2022 at 6:35 PM ^
^^^ This
November 23rd, 2022 at 1:53 PM ^
Good.
November 23rd, 2022 at 1:55 PM ^
Took a quick look over on RCMB for the reaction. Wow. I don't recommend that to anybody.
“Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.” - Nietzsche
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:02 PM ^
Sparties sparting again...that should be a word in urban dictionaries!
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:11 PM ^
3 pages of comments over there. Zero of those comments are rational takes. I counted twice.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:14 PM ^
If you decide to mud wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty, but the pig enjoys it.
November 23rd, 2022 at 3:30 PM ^
Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:55 PM ^
...and now we have complete clarity why the victims on their campus of other crimes perpetrated by their student athletes never came forward.
November 23rd, 2022 at 3:54 PM ^
Battle not with God lest you end your life thinking you’re Jesus.
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:49 PM ^
Yes there clearly is only a culture of level-headedness. How could I have been so wrong about my whovillian friends?
November 23rd, 2022 at 7:31 PM ^
Yeah, they're the worst. I fully endorse any plan to not keep the protected rivalry when the Big Ten gets rid of divisions.
November 23rd, 2022 at 1:56 PM ^
I'm sure MSU fans will now consider this settled and their conspiracies on how Michigan is somehow at fault will die down.
November 23rd, 2022 at 2:36 PM ^
lol no chance of that, Michigan controls the Big Ten, NCAA, most of the local AND national media, and numerous courts and law enforcement agencies, per RCMB.
And all just to disadvantage poor, plucky little Sparty.
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:13 PM ^
Pretty sure Woodley's comment was dripping with sarcasm.
November 23rd, 2022 at 6:34 PM ^
Um, I realized that, and one can reply to sarcasm with more sarcasm maybe?
November 23rd, 2022 at 7:26 PM ^
Your response did not appear sarcastic. It appeared sincere. If your response is sarcastic it means you believe the opposite of what you said. So you believe Sparty will settle down?
It was perhaps a little hyperbolic in the middle and then a dash of sarcasm at the end at the expense of Sparty. But in general it all came across as a counter to Woodley’s fake point.
If you sarcastically say “Oh no, they won’t calm down” that means you think they will calm down.
November 23rd, 2022 at 8:29 PM ^
Sigh...wowzer. I got that the poster I replied to was not at all serious about Sparty calming down. I play-argued with them as a means of taking an additional jab at the insane delusion widespread among that fanbase that Michigan wields Illuminati-like control over numerous institutions all for the purpose of trying to "destroy" MSU, and that everything bad that happens to that athletic program or university is never their fault and somehow they are always the victims of a secret Michigan plot.
That's really all I was doing, officer.
November 23rd, 2022 at 8:43 PM ^
Okay. I will let you off with a warning. Be careful out there.
November 24th, 2022 at 3:44 PM ^
too much wine - there is never enough to save you from the bottom of your glass
November 23rd, 2022 at 6:34 PM ^
Um, I realized that, and one can reply to sarcasm with more sarcasm maybe?
November 23rd, 2022 at 4:32 PM ^
Valenti tried to say this is Harbaughs fault. Of course he blames everything on Harbaugh