What Announcer/Commentator saying grate you the most? My current choices are "trickeration" for trick play and "pick 6". What are your's? These can be lame, overused, cliché, your choice.
"Northwestern fans can be both heartened and disheartened by the loss to Minnesota just like how nineteenth-century resurrectionists were heartened when they pried a heart from a freshly-buried corpse and then disheartened it when they sold it to a disreputable anatomist."