Moron OSU fan forges UM players' signatures to frame them for an NCAA violation
Ok, the moment you've all been waiting for, my first ever MGoBoard topic post.
Apparently some moron OSU fan (it wasn't me, I swear) forged (?) Jabril Peppers' and Jared Wangler's autographs on a piece of notebook paper, then went on Twitter claiming he paid them for the autographs. That would be an NCAA violation, if true.
As an OSU fan, I must admit this is something beyond pathetic. I do award bonus points for creativity though. Love this guy's effort. Someone on the OSU support staff should mail him an official Nike sideline polo or something.
A fun gesture if you are looking for some hard time.
What an idiot.
Delicious. Good first post!
Really lame. The fact that isn't college ruled notebook paper is a dead giveaway that it's an OSU fan.
NFM.
He's from Ohio.
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I could definitely see someone like Harvey Updyke doing it for their favorite SEC school
So dumb... couldn't even think of a better fake name than Jason Biggs... you mean the guy from American Pie?
Ace Williams finally surfaces after being on the MgoBoards Most Wanted List.
I'm surprised he didn't opt for McLovin.
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This guy has the intelligence to match his 5 year old hand writing...
They scarrrrrrrrrred:
F**k, I'm scared. That's a BAAADDD man.
Moran
He has no ragrets
Oh dear lord! I just paid that same twitter guy $5,000 for the entire undefeated 1901 Michigan football team's signatures on the back of a Taco Bell wrapper. Oh crap, do you guys think that that might be forged too?
Depends. Was it a taco wrapper or one for a chalupa?
until Urbz has another one of those health conditions and has to resign again?
The co-eds at Florida are able to induce that "health condition." Ohio State not as likely.
Are you saying that Ohio State girls are less slutty than Florida girls, because I don't think that's true. They are all just as slutty.
Nah, I think he's just pointing out that they're ugly, or on some relative scale uglier than the Florida girls... historically this actually increases their, um... availability? So I've heard
Surely you are as bored with this joke as you guys are the "is Oakland still in play" joke
I don't think you can have both at once. It's either sister-mother and father-grandfather (or the other way around) or aunt-mother and uncle-father.
I think he accomplished his goal of getting a rise out of people.
Serious question, though, and I've wondered this for awhile. Jon, you seem like a nice enough guy but why so much interest in a Michigan blog? Legitimately curious. I don't have the slightest interest in visiting an Ohio State blog.
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Some of us do have an interest in visiting other blogs to get some firsthand info. 11 Warriors is a well done website.
To each their own, of course.
I could see how the first hand info and breaking news this blog provides could provide interest to other fans.
I am being 100% honest here:
I hate Michigan with the bloodlust of 1,000 Mongols. I wish your teams no success. I root against you guys in everything you compete in. My hatred of Michigan is as unhealthy as Wolverine Devotee having specific hangar colors for specific shirt colors. Part of my unhealthy obsession/hatred involves checking in on the goings ons of your various teams, and there is no better place to learn about Michigan than this blog. I enjoy reading about Michigan sports. I enjoy it nearly as much as I enjoy reading about OSU sports. I definitely like reading the comments here more than 11W. I also find Brian to be an enjoyable writer. Ace as well.
Plus, how will I know how to properly hate my enemy if I don’t read about them? I enjoy reading about your teams and players. You schemes and strategies. I enjoy reading your community’s perspective on OSU-related things. I especially enjoy reading your boards when you guys are in sports pain. Or when OSU has some sports success and you guys are forced to address it. I enjoy sports debating rivalry topics. I enjoy hate reading certain posters strictly because they’re so wrong all the time. I am petty. I am soooo petty. Super petty. Your sports pain is my sports pleasure. I believe the word for that is schadenfreude. Never forget that, and thanks for having me here.
Despite your terrible choice in college athletic fandom you seem like an ok dude. Cut the shit and switch to the good side.
born into the rivalry, much like many of us were.
I work with 2 OSU fans. Both are smart, decent, well-educated guys. I was stunned when I found out they were OSU fans, since neither is married to their sister and both know how to tie their own shoes.
Or at least I assume they do, I've never actually seen them do it. Come to think of it, I have no way of knowing if they didn't marry their sisters.
You know what? Fuck those guys. Couple of degenerates.
Methinks you are confusing OSU fan with Bama fan
If nothing else, your honesty is refreshing lol. I will say that you play into the stereotype that MIchigan fans have about Ohio State fans but hey, I'm sure we fit into Ohio State fan's stereotypes about Michigan fans.
I look forward to the rivalry reaching a level of intensity and competitiveness it has obviously been lacking for some time. Golden years ahead, I hope.
Last but not least, death to Ohio State. Go Blue!
Upvoted for honesty.
Cooler pooper.