Moron OSU fan forges UM players' signatures to frame them for an NCAA violation
Ok, the moment you've all been waiting for, my first ever MGoBoard topic post.
Apparently some moron OSU fan (it wasn't me, I swear) forged (?) Jabril Peppers' and Jared Wangler's autographs on a piece of notebook paper, then went on Twitter claiming he paid them for the autographs. That would be an NCAA violation, if true.
As an OSU fan, I must admit this is something beyond pathetic. I do award bonus points for creativity though. Love this guy's effort. Someone on the OSU support staff should mail him an official Nike sideline polo or something.
Wow... this post is actually a survey of Sun Tzu.
Still, you need to see a therapist.
How can you hate everything Michigan sports, yet enjoy reading about that very thing? How can you hate your enemy yet continue to "hang out" with them? It must be because you are beating us. I doubt if you will be around here much longer once we start winning again. You are one twisted dude. I think you are hiding something. We need to watch this fucker closely.
Just go away. GTFO. Nobody wants you here. None of us would go hang out at your house or your forum. GTFO.
You're saying that to the guy with a post that has possibly the most upvotes I've seen for an OP. I don't think there's a lot of agreement with you.
Well, you specifically, you're not invited to ever hang out at my house. Everyone else is welcome anytime, though.
in The Rivalry, you do exhibit flashes of good sportsmanship, and can engage in a respectful and clever debate. That is appreciated.
Good point on some of the writings here. Even if I wasn't a Michigan fan I'd like to come here for Brian's take on soccer, college football and sports in general, or the B1G at large.
An Ohio State grad and a Michigan grad go into a pasty shop.
The Ohio State grad whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Buckeye says to the Wolverine, "You see how clever we are? You Wolverines can never beat that."
The Wolverine says to the Buckeye, "Watch this, any Wolverine is smarter than a Buckeye, and I'll prove it to you."
He says to the baker, "Give me a cookie and I'll show you a magic trick."
The baker gives him a cookie, which the Wolverine promptly eats.
Then he says to the baker, Give me another cookie for my magic trick."
The baker is getting suspicious but gives it to him. He eats this one too.
Then he says, "Give me one more cookie..."
The baker is getting angry now but gives him one anyway. The Wolverine eats this one too.
Now the baker is really mad and yells, "Where is your magic trick?"
The Wolverine says, "Look in the Buckeye's pocket."
This week's moment of zen, indeed. Amazing.
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"He may end up being good at some point, but he hasn't even done anything yet."
You realize you are describing Wangler AND Peppers, right?
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He originally thought that he would put Tom Brady's signature on the paper with Jabrill's but reconsidered as somebody might find that suspicious.
The fact that he knows there's a Jared Wangler on our team....That's a big time troll. I don't even know the starters for OSU....
thing to do.
I thought obvious sarcasm was obvious.
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This is a scary situation - not because of this idiot's pathetic attempt to damage Michigan in the eyes of the NCAA, but because someone more skilled at deception could probably pull off a scam like this and create at least the appearance of impropriety.
Their fan base is so freaking pathetic that I almost feel bad for them.
Me too. Except that National Championship thing kind of stops my sympathy dead in its tracks.
signature.
I've never forged anything, but having an example of what you're trying to forge is probably pretty high up there on the priority list.
"This kid was framed"
"This is a Harbaugh plot to make tOSU look bad"
"Those really are their signatures. Michigan can't win so they cheat"
"So that's how Michigan framed us during tattoogate."
It really chaps my friggin hide how much more buckeye fans care than we do!!! Would doing something like that even OCCUR to anyone on this blog?!?! I mean really putting it all ON THE LINE for the team?!
We have got to step up - as a fanbase. I mean, how many more people are gona rail on taking 2-3* under-the-radar types, but never really DO something that could help the team?!
I mean, Hell, I bet you wouldn't even HAVE to forge some osu players autographs - anyone on here own a tattoo parlor or something?
Sure, it starts with things like this, but it is a shockingly short road before this fan becomes this guy:
Twitter will cause WWIII.
@Austria. That that, biatches, I just shot @Archduke_FFerdinand and dat biatch @Duchessness_Sophie. Whatcha gonna do, hoes?!?!?
And so it begins...
When we win, I hope Jabril holds up a piece of paper with his signature
Thanks for the first post!
I don't often say this, but if we could drop some more chlorine to the OSU gene pool that would be a positive for the whole human race.
were in the control group.
:-)
What a moran!
That part where you said "Moron" and "OSU fan"...
Redundant.
Q: What does an OSU fan say after having sex?
A. Get off me dad, you're crushing my cigarette!
Moran is the preferred nomenclature, not moron.
What will those creative buckies do next?
I appreciate your candor in commenting about his being a douchebag. What a dope!
We know it's fake because the face isn't purple....