national champs baby
Montee Ball attacked
August 1st, 2012 at 11:17 AM | 
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August 1st, 2012 at 2:20 PM |
was this the big news that
was this the big news that
was this the big news that Helmholdt was predicting yesterday?
August 1st, 2012 at 6:46 PM |
Jeebus.
Jeebus.
If disrespectful was a sport you hit it out of the park there, champ.
If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone
August 1st, 2012 at 11:18 AM |
Slight correction
Slight correction
Wisconsin has announced that he has been "taken to the hospital" with head injuries, which may or may not include admission to the hospital. Apparently he was attacked by five guys.
Servant. Pastor. Husband. Michigan fan in Duluth.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:28 AM |
Apparently...
Apparently...
Sparty took a road trip.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:38 AM |
I liked it
I liked it
I liked it.
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:41 AM |
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How could a delicious restaurant attack someone? (Rim shot please)
"Urban Meyer has really put a strong wall of recruitment around the state of Ohio. No leaks anywhere." -Nobody
August 1st, 2012 at 2:41 PM |
The real question is how
The real question is how
The real question is how could it attack his head? Heart, colon, and arteries all seem within reason.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:41 AM |
Head injuries
Head injuries
I usually have stomach issues from all that greasy food after Five Guys...
August 1st, 2012 at 11:20 AM |
https://twitter.com/schadjoe
https://twitter.com/schadjoe
August 1st, 2012 at 11:19 AM |
horrible
horrible
just horrible. I hope the kid is ok.
-on a lighter note, I'm sure 5 guys was the minimum it would take to bring him down in a fight.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia - but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
August 1st, 2012 at 11:35 AM |
reminds me of a Ron White joke
reminds me of a Ron White joke
"I didn't know how many of 'em it was gonna take to kick my as$, but I knew how many they were gonna use"
I hope Montee has a speedy recovery, and that the perpetrators face the punishment they deserve
ALWAYS remember the golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules
August 1st, 2012 at 11:24 AM |
I blame the Angry Iowa RB Hating God
I blame the Angry Iowa RB Hating God
This can only be the work of the Angry Iowa RB Hating God as the AIRBHG has turned its wrath on RBs across the entire Big Ten this offseason:
Fitz Toussaint - Michigan RB charged with DUI
Jordan Hall - OSU RB cut foot and out at least 10 weeks
Ralph Bolden - Purdue RB arrested for public intoxication after forcibly kissing a woman at a bar against her will
Silas Redd - PSU RB transfer to USC
Brionte Dunn - OSU RB charged with 2 misdemeanors and caught with someone else's marijuana
Montee Ball - Wisconsin RB attacked in unprovoked assault
Not to mention the extensive damage it has wrought on Iowa this offseason (Marcus Coker and Mikail McCall transfers, Jordan Canzeri torn ACL, Greg Garmon 2 misdemeanor charges for marijuana possession, & the De'Andre Johnson saga)
Nebraska better hide Rex Burkhead in a safe place.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:25 AM |
So AIRBHG is now ABTRBHG?
How
So AIRBHG is now ABTRBHG?
How
So AIRBHG is now ABTRBHG?
How can it be stopped.
Semper Fidelis
August 1st, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
sacrifice Eddie George
sacrifice Eddie George
sacrifice Eddie George
August 1st, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
Sacrifice a mascot at his
Sacrifice a mascot at his
Sacrifice a mascot at his altar.
Hail.
August 1st, 2012 at 12:09 PM |
New Theory
New Theory
Silas Redd transfered to escape the wrath that the AIRBHG on the rest of the Big Ten. Angry about his preys new found freedom, AIRBHG decided to strike on the highest profile RB in the league.
In all seriousness though, I hope Montee Ball a speedy recovery and to be fully health by the time the season starts.
The Michigan Difference. Oh yea, it is real.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:20 AM |
I bet the five attackers were
I bet the five attackers were
I bet the five attackers were wearing ski masks and MSU jerseys.
Hopefully the injuries are minor.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:22 AM |
How'd Gholston manage to make
How'd Gholston manage to make
How'd Gholston manage to make it to Wisconsin...?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
why, S.S. Badger, of course
why, S.S. Badger, of course
fastest slowest way from Ludington to Manitowoc
ALWAYS remember the golden rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules
August 1st, 2012 at 12:25 PM |
And as soon as one gets to
And as soon as one gets to
And as soon as one gets to Manitowoc, he gets the hell out of there.
It ain't easy being cheesy
August 1st, 2012 at 4:55 PM |
lulz
lulz
I've been on that car ferry (Lord, I almost spelled it "fairy" without looking back) before. Maybe none too random for you Michiganders but as an Iowan I never thought I'd see that thing again.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:30 PM |
You got a problem with The
You got a problem with The
You got a problem with The Badger ? Heck of a ship breh!
August 1st, 2012 at 11:28 AM |
Gholston
Gholston
"What? We do it in the game!"
Seriously though, that's pretty sad.
"Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling." -Jack Handy
August 1st, 2012 at 11:28 AM |
Untrue!
Untrue!
They were not wearing MSU jerseys... but I heard that Dantonio has just sent out 5 new scholarship offers.
August 1st, 2012 at 12:08 PM |
I guess
I guess
I guess when MSU says they're recruiting nationally, they mean recruiting prisons nationally..
Practice makes perfect. Unless you're the Buckeyes. Then you have to cheat.
August 1st, 2012 at 12:56 PM |
I think it's known as
I think it's known as
I think it's known as "recruiting federally."
August 1st, 2012 at 11:40 AM |
In their defense...
In their defense...
In their defense, it was necessary roughness and they didn't even do it for 60 minutes.
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:23 AM |
Wtf...
Wtf...
Is wrong with people?
August 1st, 2012 at 11:26 AM |
One thing I learned (not
One thing I learned (not
One thing I learned (not first hand) when going to college was to not mess with the football players. I'm sure there will be some payback, and it won't be pretty. But, hopefully cooler heads will prevail.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:35 AM |
I did learn it first hand.
I did learn it first hand.
I did learn it first hand. My bathroom plumbing never recovered.
Jon Runyan plugged my toilet.
August 1st, 2012 at 12:50 PM |
Where?
Where?
Where?
...just one man's opinion.
August 1st, 2012 at 1:07 PM |
I'm guessing 543 Church st
I'm guessing 543 Church st
I'm guessing 543 Church st
August 1st, 2012 at 12:16 PM |
Learning experience
Learning experience
My roommate had the misfortune of learning this less and sustained head injuries. That being said, he asked for it.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:27 AM |
I wonder what the
I wonder what the
I wonder what the circumstances were. Is this a wrong place wrong time type of thing or is it a Monte Ball was sleeping with some guys girlfriend type incident.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
August 1st, 2012 at 11:35 AM |
Police report linked by Bruce
Police report linked by Bruce
Police report linked by Bruce Feldman says Ball was walking outside and was jumped, unprovoked. He reports he doesn't know his attackers.
Servant. Pastor. Husband. Michigan fan in Duluth.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:39 AM |
As stated in this thread
As stated in this thread
As stated in this thread already, WTF is wrong with people.
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill
August 2nd, 2012 at 9:22 AM |
These attacks
These attacks
These attacks have been happening in Madison for awhile now. They seem to be random. Of course, they may have picked the wrong victim this time. I'm sure this will get the full attention of the police.
"You're fat and you're mine". Bo to Dan Dierdorf.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:31 AM |
Don't they call him the
Don't they call him the
Don't they call him the wrecking ball or something? He needs to take a self-defense class from this guy:
For a' that, an' a' that,
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
August 1st, 2012 at 9:09 PM |
I had no idea prince fielder
I had no idea prince fielder
I had no idea prince fielder did any child acting
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:34 AM |
Per Bruce Feldman
Per Bruce Feldman
Bielema says Ball has been released from the hospital. That's good news--sounds like this is not super-serious. Any time I hear "head injuries" I get nervous, but these must have been of the superficial variety.
Servant. Pastor. Husband. Michigan fan in Duluth.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:35 AM |
Good news. Probably just took
Good news. Probably just took
Good news. Probably just took him to the hospital to cover their bases and make sure everything was alright.
For a' that, an' a' that,
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
Our toils obscure an' a' that,
The rank is but the guinea's stamp,
The man's the gowd for a' that.
August 1st, 2012 at 12:30 PM |
Could still be serious enough
Could still be serious enough
Could still be serious enough to affect playing time... concussion or skull fracture... not necessarily serious enough to warrant admission to the hospital, but certainly could impact an athlete in a contact sport. Hopefully it was just a cut that needed stitches or a black eye.
Disclaimer: While I am a doctor, I have no inside knowledge of this specific situation. And yes, Mr. Rager, I am a full time physician that has time to comment on a blog... I will send you a PDF of my diploma.
August 1st, 2012 at 11:40 AM |
This is sad. I hope Ball
This is sad. I hope Ball
This is sad. I hope Ball recovers fully and has a great season, except for the CCG when he faces us. Then I hope he fumbles 4 times. But other than that, I hope he's alright.
"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost
August 1st, 2012 at 11:48 AM |
Right about now, I would
Right about now, I would
Right about now, I would rather do a root canal on a rabid possum during mating season than be a running back in the Big 10.
August 1st, 2012 at 12:01 PM |
I hear they are cheaper than
I hear they are cheaper than
I hear they are cheaper than dogs
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
August 1st, 2012 at 12:03 PM |
Check out the chompers on this one, doc
Check out the chompers on this one, doc
"Touchdown... No flags!!"
Founder and current Commisioner of the ITGPD - Internet Tough Guy Police Department, est. 2012
August 1st, 2012 at 12:08 PM |
Yeah but
Yeah but
You should see the other 5 guys faces
BILG
August 1st, 2012 at 12:11 PM |
Glad to hear he's ok.
Glad to hear he's ok.
Glad to hear he's ok. What're the odds some Wiscy O-linemen wind up in "scuffles" in the coming months, I'd say roughly 5 of them
"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"
August 1st, 2012 at 12:16 PM |
Too much beer and brats.
Too much beer and brats.
On Wisconsin, On Wisconsin beat your RB a**!!
Awful. I hope he will be ok.
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar