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You are proof that abortion…

You are proof that abortion should be legal.  Mandatory even, for some people, as I'm sure your parents were giant cunts too, to produce something like you.  Go fucking die dude.

I read it as 525.  Then as 5…

I read it as 525.  Then as 5.25.  Then I decided to settle on 52.5.  I still haven't read the article, but I assume I'm right.

Because a lot of high school…

Because a lot of high school players come out of poverty and it would hurt future players' chances to capitalize on their skills ?

Actually - the tie in is…

Actually - the tie in is that she is allowed human contact every time Michigan beats OSU in football.  That's why there are 25 year gaps.

As someone who probably…

As someone who probably agrees with you wholeheartedly about the current state of our government, I need this to register.

Shut up.

You're not winning any hearts and minds by throwing this out there so tastelessly and needlessly.  Wrong forum, wrong approach.  If you feel as strongly as me about where things are, you should reflect on whether you're making things better or worse.

06 Gators, Leak and Tebow?

06 Gators, Leak and Tebow?

HARD PASS

His father wasn't…

HARD PASS

His father wasn't even good enough to play D-1 ball in college.  What makes you think that his son could do any better?

Boy, you're talking an awful…

Boy, you're talking an awful lot about something you know nothing about, assuming that you're telling the truth about not knowing Mexico is our rival.  That's just stupid and makes you look irrational.

It's what they used to call…

It's what they used to call everclear.  Plus, you know.  White folks aren't really known for our speed and acceleration...

Seems like the bulk of the…

Seems like the bulk of the guys we are getting commitments from are 3* types with 4* offer lists.  I look at the offers over the recruiting grade for guys like this, so this kid looks legit.  Why are so many flying under the radar with the recruiting services though?

Whoooo! 6-3!!!

Whoooo! 6-3!!!

Mohan and Lewis are the only…

Mohan and Lewis are the only ones that are official as of now.  The rest are still silent..

Watch out calling yourself…

Watch out calling yourself the minority while also defending the Confederate flag.  You're gonna make some people really confused on whether or not they like you.

In a way it's good to see…

In a way it's good to see this stuff coming out.  It's always been there, but under the surface.  I'd rather know there's a huge problem with racism in the US than be unaware.  At least we know how much work there is left to be done.  Ever since its become okay with a certain segment of the population to be discriminatory shitheads, I've really become aware of how many discriminatory shitheads there are.  I was oblivious a few years ago.

Now we just need to get rid of them...

This only works if every win…

This only works if every win in Montreal only counts for 0.76 wins in Tampa.

 

I swear - the second I…

I swear - the second I actually get to travel somewhere interesting, I am going to just drop the pretense of asking an earnest question about "places to eat" or "where to watch the game" and simply taunt everyone else from the board about how stupid and boring their lives are.

This is a message board for a college sports fanbase, not fucking TripAdvisor.  I don't post all the cool shit that happens to me in the form of a Jeopardy question.  "What is - guess what bitches, I am going to Iran on a top secret diplomacy mission... do you think they'll let me stream a college baseball game while I am meeting at an undisclosed location in Tehran???"

I find it weird that some people have an unyielding desire to impress a bunch of random people on a sports fan message board.  That or there are people that simply don't know the internet exists outside of a sports fan message board, and that there are far better places to gather this type of information.  Not sure which is sadder.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go figure out who pissed in my Cheerios this morning...

Peat tastes like vomit.  You…

Peat tastes like vomit.  You don't change my mind.

Not really a cognac guy but…

Not really a cognac guy but I had Louis XIII once.  That was by far the best spirit I've ever had.  Not worth the cost unless money isn't an object, but it was really, really good.

Never had Pappy.  Have a buddy who has a bottle and I still haven't convinced him to even open it.

I used to bartend on the OSU…

I used to bartend on the OSU campus.  The owner of the bar instructed me to give Pryor free drinks all night when he came in.  To show his appreciation, Pryor came behind the bar and asked the owner if he wanted a blowjob from one of the girls that Pryor was with.

This is a completely true story.  The owner declined as he was engaged to the other owner's daughter.  

For those not watching…

For those not watching... Score update?

Now also the auburn football…

Now also the auburn football play by play guy and his wife.  Sad night.

This site is supposed to be…

This site is supposed to be SFW.  So why are you posting pictures of a shitty inflamed asshole on here?  

I'll continue to pound this…

I'll continue to pound this drum.  On signing day, I posted on here that this guy would be the best player in the class.  Better than Hill.  Better than Charbonnet.  Better than anyone.  I'm gonna keep reminding everyone of that over the next few years.

I don't believe it.  At this…

I don't believe it.  At this point I'm so shell shocked that I won't believe it until it happens.  We could have the LA Rams sub in for our team next year for the whole season and I feel like we'll still drop the OSU game, another rivalry game, and the bowl.

This isn't a direct answer…

This isn't a direct answer to your question, but this is the first year I am not counting down the days until the football season.  I don't come here much anymore, don't follow recruiting, only broadly know of the changes in position coaching. 

Somehow, after all these years of losing to OSU, last year did something.  I don't mean to be a downer, and I'm not upset or anything.  I just don't have that burning excitement to see another season of college football that I have had every year since I was a kid.  I guess you get kicked in the nuts too many times, and you'll start to be a little more guarded.  I'll be watching this fall and cheering for them, but I am not all-in like I have been for the better part of 3 decades.

So if I am not as enthused about the actual season, I could not care less about a spring game.  Unless they start scrimmaging another team in a friendly like soccer, it will probably stay uninteresting.

Agreed.  I pass up the…

Agreed.  I pass up the chance at an NBA career every season to stay an IT guy.  One of these years, though, I'll be ready to graduate from YMCA ball to the big time.

Nepotism is really only a…

Nepotism is really only a problem if the family members are unqualified or under qualified compared to the competition.

The Dr. names are always the…

The Dr. names are always the best for me, for some reason.  Probably the dichotomy between the serious title and the stupid name.  Dr. Trent Artichoker.  It just... makes me laugh.

I just picture Dr. Artichoker working late in the ER when a bus full of orphans come in after falling off a cliff.  He deftly saves them all.  The mood is somber.  Then he stops at the gas station and some attendant reads his credit card and just starts laughing at him.  The poor soul...

I feel like you'd get along…

I feel like you'd get along well with Bill Walton.

I have three kids as well. …

I have three kids as well.  As much as I love them, I think I may have been a flight risk if my wife announced we were going to have a 4th.  Totally worth it.  Although mine was really sore for about 10 days.  I had to wear the jock strap for over a week before the boys could hang loose again...

Is this a joke that is going…

Is this a joke that is going over my head?  Because this isn't true.

Gronk has the personality of…

Gronk has the personality of a big dumb happy puppy.  In a world filled with bullshit and cynicism, a guy like that is a breath of fresh air.  

LOL I like Iggy.  I wouldn't…

LOL I like Iggy.  I wouldn't wish that on him...

C > D > E > B > A

C > D > E > B > A

Did... Did he say that?

Did... Did he say that?

Don't play with my heart…

Don't play with my heart like that.  I think it's not outside the realm of possibility that he could hit that shot from 3.  I just picture us up 15 points on MSU with under a minute to go and he drives to the right corner and just gives it a shot.  It goes in, and that shot defines the Beilein era.  More than Burke vs. Kansas.  More than Mo vs. Ankles.  More than Poole with the split leg dagger.

 

It will never happen but until it doesn't, I'm hoping for that 0.00001% chance.

Adding insult to injury, the…

Adding insult to injury, the Penn State refs assigned a blocking foul to the guy shortly afterwards.

Your boss tracked your…

Your boss tracked your browser history.  You better get that resume updated...

Bullshit.  If you know…

Bullshit.  If you know enough that you don't offer him a letter, don't make him read the writing on the wall.  Man up and own it.  This was a football factory move by a program that's not exactly a football factory.  They have to stop over signing.  It was trash when we complained about the SEC doing it and its trash now.

The hypocrisy on here is too much sometimes.

 

With all the bullshit in the…

With all the bullshit in the world... you choose to hate... bracketology? 

In that spirit, I am going to choose to start hating all the fancy sanding blocks with the weird patterns and the sharp angles.  If you can't get the job done with just a rectangular, old school sanding block, then you're a punk ass and I hate you too.  I hate them almost as much as I hate... umm... those magazine inserts with the cologne samples.

Our rivals? At least 40% of…

Our rivals? At least 40% of the members of this board have at some point been screaming for him to be fired.  Harbaugh is a great coach.  But try telling that to anyone who feels personally offended that we had a bad game this year.

No, bro. We're not MSU.

No, bro. We're not MSU.

Yeah, my post on Crouch got…

Yeah, my post on Crouch got double posted.  I hit save, waited, waited, waited.  No loading indication on the browser.  I hit it again and it went right away, but there were two threads.  My guess is that since you average around 60 messages per thread, you're 60 times more likely to see a double post.  Plus mods remove them quicker because they're more visible.

My favorite overlooked…

My favorite overlooked player is Sainristil.  I think he is going to be an All American for us.  Just look at his film.

I have thirds weird feeling…

I have this weird feeling that Harrison will either commit to PSU today, or postpone his commitment.  Don't know why.

I love that we have another…

I love that we have another really smart WR.  I don't know if it was confirmation bias watching DPJ, knowing that his parents are both really intelligent, but it seemed like he made really good decisions this year.  I feel like the WR position is prone to lapses in judgement on blocking or route running, sitting down in zone, etc.  Having another kid come in at the position with some IQ will be very nice.  Not bagging on the other WR's at all, but these two strike me as being able to 'get it.'  

I hate to say it, but I don…

I hate to say it, but I don't see it.  When things are trending away like this, it's really not a good sign.  I feel like he's more of a reach than getting Dax back, at this point.

Unless it already ends in 's…

Unless it already ends in 's' in which case, you add s' on the end - like so:

I ate two Skittless'.

And Solomon and Gary, yes?

And Solomon and Gary, yes?

So blatant!  Surprised the…

So blatant!  Surprised the announcers didn't see it.  Just reached out and pulled an eligible receiver down by the shoulder pads.  Probably a 4 point referee mistake.