September 4th, 2022 at 2:22 PM ^
Like taking candy from a BABY!!!
-RGIII
September 4th, 2022 at 2:27 PM ^
I heard he's the next Keith Jackson. Although I think Keith will have somethin to say about that.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:30 PM ^
Oh, dude …
You might want to sit down.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:32 PM ^
Why? Did something happen to Keith Jackson?
September 5th, 2022 at 7:07 AM ^
Yes. It involved canned gravy.
But I fear I've said too much.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:14 PM ^
Whoa Nellie!
September 4th, 2022 at 8:23 PM ^
Love the Keith Jackson jokes. I’m sure many here are sick of them but that just makes it funnier to me.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:24 PM ^
More scoring than an orgy!!!
-RGIII
September 4th, 2022 at 2:26 PM ^
That line is hotter than fish grease.
Lay the points. Hawaii gon' die.
September 4th, 2022 at 5:44 PM ^
Literally. Hawaii is a small team. I'm genuinely scared for their safety, like Bishop Sycamore vs IMG.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:26 PM ^
Hard to even say these words, but that looks like a give the points bet. Hawai'i are truly dismal, we should be tuned up a bit in Week 2, and both QB's are going to want to light it up.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:27 PM ^
OSU only 44 pt favorites? Pathetic.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:31 PM ^
Could you imagine?
September 4th, 2022 at 4:52 PM ^
🗣SKINNER!!!
- Superintendent Chalmers
September 4th, 2022 at 2:30 PM ^
If I were a betting man, I'd take the over.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:36 PM ^
So you think Michigan is going to score at least 66 points?
September 4th, 2022 at 4:11 PM ^
I think with JJ playing in the first half it’s possible. Vandy dropped 63 on them alone.
September 4th, 2022 at 6:18 PM ^
Well it's only 20 safeties, a scoop n score, 2 pt conversion, and 6 FGs.
Or 30 safeties and 2 FG.
Or...
(I think this could be a 69-7 type of deal, with a couple of end zone Orji's).
September 4th, 2022 at 11:45 PM ^
True... last time Michigan only scored 63 with Speight starting.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:31 PM ^
And that's still not enough. My money is on Michigan to cover.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:33 PM ^
But what’s the line for the second half?
September 4th, 2022 at 2:33 PM ^
Hawaii had 6 turnovers this morning. I stayed up to watch it. Hawaii, not UConn, is the worst of the three OOC. Had some bizarre bounces that led to defensive turnovers. Hawaii hasn’t played a road game yet.
This is going to get ugly early.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:34 PM ^
What is worse? Their offense or defense?
or it’s possible they are both worse.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:04 PM ^
Stop! You're making me think Michigan will hang at least 70 on them even with a good dose of 3rd and 4th stringers in there.
September 4th, 2022 at 6:34 PM ^
The offense might be good enough to avoid a full-on Rutger but their defense is Delaware State bad.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:37 PM ^
The big question: do we outperform our 2016 margin (63-3)?
September 4th, 2022 at 2:51 PM ^
Considering their average margin of defeat to Vandy and WKU is 42.5, I'd say a repeat of 2016 Rutgers may be in the offing.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:37 PM ^
Hawai'i?
Not so good. How are you?
September 4th, 2022 at 2:54 PM ^
i think we were only favored by 50 over the saline pop warner team.
rainbows have been some good football from time to time, but apparently that time isn't now...
September 4th, 2022 at 2:54 PM ^
Iowa -3 @ home vs Iowa St. LOL.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:04 PM ^
Take the under...
September 4th, 2022 at 5:39 PM ^
Projected final score: 5-2.
September 4th, 2022 at 10:11 PM ^
Didn't CMU just put up 40-some points on ISU? Iowa won't score 27 - bet ISU to win whatever the score. We're going to learn that Iowa's offense is a legit 7 point deal in most games.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:54 PM ^
I thought that this game would be off the boards. Although we are likely 50 points better, too many things can happen (play 3rd and 4th stringers, only run the ball, etc) that we could kill them but not beat the spread.
September 4th, 2022 at 2:58 PM ^
Vegas wasn't built by taking games off the board. Agree though, that were this a comparably talented Lloyd Carr team, one might take the points and hope for a second half slowdown. Don't see that dynamic next week.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:11 PM ^
only run the ball
I have 100% confidence that Michigan could win by seven touchdowns via only running the football. Hawai'i may the worst squad in FBS this season.
September 4th, 2022 at 6:35 PM ^
They might be the worst squad in FCS this season.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:01 PM ^
Michigan should hang at least 60 on them and that's with QB3,4 and 5 getting in there plus WR 3,4 and 5. It's also hard to imagine Hawaii getting more than a FG, let alone a TD. Also considering more vanilla play calling last yesterday. No need to show 'em the kitchen sink.
Michigan covers this spread.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:01 PM ^
Might be tough to lay a bet on this. Can't imagine any bookies wanting part of it.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:01 PM ^
McCarthyism
September 4th, 2022 at 3:13 PM ^
J.J. will enjoy the sweet smell of success.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:59 PM ^
Okay I’ll bite on an explanation request, as I tried in vain to look up this reference.
Besides, I have a feeling “JJ” memes will be in demand moving forward….
September 4th, 2022 at 4:44 PM ^
Character jj hunsecker from a movie called the sweet smell of success. Bad dude.
September 4th, 2022 at 9:12 PM ^
You would have found the answer if you were old enough to know who Burt Lancaster was, young grasshopper.
September 4th, 2022 at 3:07 PM ^
That's, like, 6.5 Orjis in the end zone
September 4th, 2022 at 6:06 PM ^
Hey everybody, we’re all gonna get lei’d!
September 4th, 2022 at 3:09 PM ^
I honestly believe that if Harbaugh plays JJ as long as he played Cade, JJ alone will score 46
September 4th, 2022 at 3:20 PM ^
Buddha, excuse me.. exactly how do you expect JJ to score 46?
I can see seven TD’s… that’s 42 points for JJ.
Now, it is possible, that Harbaugh moves JJ to D - as a two way player - and, JJ “goes Iowa” with two safeties…. The other option is kicking the XPs. However, respectfully, I don’t see JJ playing D or taking over any kicking duties…
So, it might only be 42 for JJ.
Oh, he might move to either the kickoff or punt return teams… there’s potential there..
Go Blue!