I'm surprised no one has posted this.
http://host.madison.com/sports/college/article_3f48eefa-5c60-11df-9a57-0...
[mod edit: ESPN reports, per WHB Radio, that the Big Ten has extended offers to Notre Dame, Missouri, Nebraska and Rutgers - information linked. Since these reports came out, Nebraska has stated it has no such offer and Missouri will not respond to speculation.]




When it's NOT TRUE. oh wait, that's right... we're on the paranoia train lately.
"So I come out of Ohio Stadium after we beat the Buckeyes, and right there on the hood of my friend's car, some one took a dump, in the shape of an 'O'. no shit. Oh, sorry, bad pun."