Purdue engineering hard at work designing brace for Haas' elbow
Maybe when they're done with his elbow they could spend a little time on the visting football team's locker rooms? How about designing some space for basic medical equipment on site?
http://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/22837860/purdue-…
First time posting so if I F this up neg away.
Haas has the paint, and the opponent has Haas to worry about.
And then they would Haas a problem.
Pretty cool in my opinion.
March 19th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
Haas-ta la vista, baby.
March 19th, 2018 at 11:50 PM ^
March 19th, 2018 at 10:19 PM ^
I mean, minus a few inches and you're describing Gronk.
March 19th, 2018 at 11:33 PM ^
sounds like you are falling in love with her...
and you are from the future ...
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT????
March 20th, 2018 at 10:12 AM ^
that leads to massages
And you know what comes next....
Won't look right.
He's too tall.
So he will be less mobile and more stiff than he already was?
How would we know?
March 19th, 2018 at 10:09 PM ^
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March 19th, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^
I would use the "hack-a-Haas" strategy. Dude can't possibly have any touch on free throws ...
Go Blue!
March 19th, 2018 at 10:24 PM ^
As a guy whose chances of winning his bracket requires Purdue to win the title, GO PURDUE ENGINEERING
March 20th, 2018 at 12:44 AM ^
March 20th, 2018 at 10:23 AM ^
No reason he can't cheer for Purdue until at least the championship game, and if we're not lucky enough to be there, no reason not to cheer for Purdue to win it all in order to win his pool.
March 19th, 2018 at 10:29 PM ^
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March 19th, 2018 at 11:19 PM ^
THey have the technology. They can rebuild him.....
March 20th, 2018 at 10:16 AM ^
It's the NCAA, so it's actually The Zero Dollar (Wink Wink) Man
March 19th, 2018 at 11:56 PM ^
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March 20th, 2018 at 12:58 AM ^
The game may become too dangerous for humans to play.
Is there an NCAA rule against cyborgs?
Not until Harbaugh fields a QB that can hold up behind his OL...
Haas wore a large, taped brace on his arm while attempting to practice over the weekend, but NCAA rules prohibit him from using the brace in a game. The rulebook states that players can't wear any non-pliable brace or cast on their elbow, wrist or hand.
As interested as I am to see what Purdue's engineering folks can rush into production, I very much doubt we see Haas again in the tournament given the tone of the article. At least, it sounds like it would have to be the most advanced elbow brace yet conceived, given Painter's standards and the nature of the injury.
The most Purdue thing ever.
I just can't hate Purdue.
They can annoy me sometimes, but I just can't hate them.
"Pain don't hurt ya'"
--Sparky Anderson
March 20th, 2018 at 10:42 AM ^
Sadly.