OT - Mt. Rushmore of OSU Scumbags
I learned today that the guy who was killed in the FBI standoff yesterday is from Columbus.
(Please don't make this political, think we can all agree someone who tries to kill law enforcement is a bad guy)
As such, I thought about the Mt. Rushmore of OSU Scumbags/Bad People. There are a lot to choose from, so thought I'd get your thoughts.
1. Lex Wexner - Huge OSU benefactor who the OSU medical school (and tons of other stuff at OSU) is named after. This guy was Epstein's benefactor and is the subject of a Hulu doc on Victoria's Secret, and is an alleged sex pest.
2. Casey Anthony - No explanation needed.
3. Jeffrey Dahmer - Attended OSU. Most likely would be an 11Warriors poster if still alive.
4. Urban Meyer? FBI shooter guy?
(This post is supposed to be in jest. Please don't get serious about this).
August 12th, 2022 at 11:26 AM ^
this ref might be #1
August 12th, 2022 at 11:28 AM ^
once in a while justice is served though...
August 12th, 2022 at 1:09 PM ^
The second funniest thing about this is that everyone around them just carries on like nothing is happening. Like there's a secret college football rule that prohibits looking at, let alone interfering with, mascot combat.
August 12th, 2022 at 4:33 PM ^
And apparently, Brutus was accidentally tackled by a player during practice once.
August 12th, 2022 at 5:30 PM ^
He’s not tackling him…
August 12th, 2022 at 8:22 PM ^
The best tackle by an OSU defensive back since Woody, and it's on their goofy-ass mascot. Perfect.
August 13th, 2022 at 1:13 AM ^
Hold it high and tight, Brutus.
August 13th, 2022 at 1:34 AM ^
Pretty sure an intentional Helmet to Nut hit is not targeting. It should be allowed.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:29 AM ^
If only there were a Mt. Rushmore of dumbest Mgoblog threads....
August 12th, 2022 at 11:34 AM ^
Honestly, this likely wouldn't come close to making it on.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:04 PM ^
I wouldn't want to be the guy carving "anal dog gland" into granite.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:30 PM ^
May have been a dumb thing to post about, but that thread had some prime comedic entries...
August 12th, 2022 at 12:36 PM ^
"Overtaking Ass" should be preserved for all time.
August 12th, 2022 at 3:05 PM ^
Wasn't that just a funny autocorrect though?
August 12th, 2022 at 5:55 PM ^
The o.p. could've spell checked before punching enter. In the end though it doesn't matter how that came into being just that it did come into being through the actions of the o.p. Why question a miracle?
August 12th, 2022 at 12:16 PM ^
do you mean to say that when it comes to beating out other contenders to make the pantheon of terrible MGoThreads, this thread isn't.... overtaking ass?
August 12th, 2022 at 11:37 AM ^
Agreed. This thread should get a life sentence in Bolivia.
August 12th, 2022 at 1:28 PM ^
There'd be no room left on the mountain after carving: Justin Feagin
August 12th, 2022 at 11:30 AM ^
We can limit this to sports - and, my thought is… you’ll need a pretty big mountain.
What I find “appropriate” for that school in Columbus - is - how their fan / alumni base embrace and glorify coaches who have lied and grossly misrepresented themselves. Oh, but they won games - and that seems to excuse their actions, or inactions.
One example I believe is representative - Tressel “rigging” random raffle drawings for kids who attended camps, so the most highly targeted prospects would “win” the swag. That’s character.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:32 AM ^
So where does Bo go on this list?
/ducks
August 12th, 2022 at 12:30 PM ^
Seems comparable to Jim Jordan
August 12th, 2022 at 12:32 PM ^
I'm not sure Bo would be repeatedly elected to the HoR had he run after the news got out...
August 12th, 2022 at 2:24 PM ^
Know anything about the current and former presidents? 22% of the supreme court? Decent handful of congress?
August 12th, 2022 at 11:47 AM ^
Need to start a thread on Wisconsin as well... Brad Davison was a serial dong puncher for years.
August 12th, 2022 at 1:21 PM ^
Bo Ryan would be the freaking headliner on that Mount Rushmore.
I have no indication that he's actually a bad guy or did bad things, but I absolutely hated his innate ability to field teams that would beat Michigan in the most gut-wrenching fashions. Its not like they were stockpiled with NBA talent. They were usually a bunch of tall, awkward, gangly-looking, un-athletic kids who knew they couldn't beat you straight up but they knew exactly how to take you out of your element and make you play the game on their terms. Which is probably worse.
Also hated his brand of basketball. Completely slowed the game down to a grinding halt, making each possession an absolute premium and frustrating the hell out of teams that thrived on going faster, like Michigan did under Beilein.
As Brian so eloquently put it once upon a time, Bo Ryan ruins basketball.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:48 AM ^
Hate to say it because he gave $300MM to UM, but I'm guessing OSU fans and a lot of other people think Stephen Ross is kind of a jerk.
Also, I guess UM has the Unibomber and ....Madonna.
Also, don't know the story, but is the FBI killer guy an O$U grad or just from Columbus? The two aren't the same.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:00 PM ^
Is Madonna on the same level as the Unabomber?
I was never a big fan of Ross but someone posted here the other day that he held a $250k/plate fundraiser for you-know-who and I like him a whole lot less now.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:44 PM ^
Ross is a pretty shit person all around.
I mean the reality is it basically impossible to get that wealthy without being a trash human.
August 12th, 2022 at 1:13 PM ^
Ok. I honestly don't know, so please let me know what makes Ross a shit person all around. I understand he's super rich and that he's not perfect, but a trash human all around is pretty extreme
If you provide enough evidence to convince me, I'll gladly rip up my degree from the Ross School of Business, stop being an ambassador to the school, and actively work to tell people not to go to a school named after a trash human.
August 12th, 2022 at 2:55 PM ^
Nobody is asking you to do that and that is a pretty weird reaction. But just one clear example is that he uses his donations to Michigan as a tax scheme. His "donations" to the university are also a big tax boon to himself and he got charged with tax fraud for vastly overstating the value of his real estate donations to claim a $33 million tax cut on a donation that ultimately netted the University under $4 million, and based on filings was partnering with the university to engage in tax fraud in which the university got a cut, not so much a charitable donation.
The being a trash human part is also influenced by his hosting of a fundraiser for Trump, partnership with the Saudi sovereign fund, desire to pursue Deshaun Watson after nearly 30 allegations of sexual misconduct, and any other number of small examples that add up to a person with limited morals when it comes to winning and making money. Which like I said, is kind of a prerequisite for someone to become that rich.
August 12th, 2022 at 4:15 PM ^
I think it's kinda weird to go off on him for the whole Watson thing, when Ross is just following the rules. I can't remember if it's every 5 years, or every 7, but I'm pretty sure that NFL execs can't keep their ownership if they don't enable some form of sex abuser. It's a bylaw or something.
Now, Robert Kraft is the real scumbag. He just skirts the rule by doing the abuse himself. Total disregard for the rule of law.
/s
August 12th, 2022 at 4:46 PM ^
Correct. Nobody is asking me to do those things. I do that to myself because, personally, I don't want to be associated with human pieces of trash. But you have enlightened me. I will no longer associated myself with the Ross School of Business and will steer people clear of going to Ross (that is unless those people have no conscious and are themselves pieces of trash).
Buuuut, then again, I see the tremendous philanthropic efforts Ross has done, including (but not limited to):
- Being the Director of the Jackie Robinson Foundation (https://jackierobinson.org/people/stephenmross/)
- Donating $60m for sustainable cities (https://www.philanthropy.com/article/billionaire-stephen-ross-gives-63-…)
- Donating to end help end racism through sports (https://philanthropynewsdigest.org/news/stephen-ross-pledges-13-million…
So I guess I'm conflicted. Is he a piece of trash or an angel (or something in between)?
August 13th, 2022 at 8:32 AM ^
Philanthropic donations (for which, as we’ve discussed he gets a tax break) are a meaningless measure for him or anyone with that amount of wealth. And it’s for two reasons. The first is the idea that you can buy being a good person is a deeply disgusting idea. You can’t counter bad deeds with money and have it balance out just like putting lettuce on a burger doesn’t make it healthy.
The second is that even if you somehow believe you can buy being a good person it would still be better to look at donations as a percentage of wealth rather than in absolute numbers. As a guy with a net worth of nearly 10 billion a 100 million dollar donation is 1%. For a person with a net worth of 100k that is the equivalent of donating a thousand dollars. I donated more than a thousand dollars last year, would you consider me a good person automatically because of that?
August 12th, 2022 at 12:00 PM ^
Larry Nassar is a UM grad and an obvious horrible person. So, yeah, every school has horrible alums. Basically nobody should feel their school has so much more integrity flowing through it/alums than others.
August 12th, 2022 at 11:54 AM ^
George Steinbrenner
Gym Jordan (Wisc grad but OSU coach)
And how could I forget: Bobby Knight.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:01 PM ^
Yeah, let's use the attempted murder of federal and state law enforcement officers as a way to trash talk against OSU. It'll be hilarious, and not classless at all.
August 12th, 2022 at 3:05 PM ^
Good post. Case closed.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:15 PM ^
I've posted about this before and don't feel like rehashing in detail, but I strongly suspect that while Wexner is NOT a great guy, he's also not really a sex pest in the way you think and that ironically is at the root of why he got entangled with Epstein.
Also, this post is eyerollingly bad even by OT Friday standards.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:26 PM ^
gave more to charity than most....Like Stephen ross, Al Taubman, and Max Fisher...probably not the greatest people...but they gave a lot.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:34 PM ^
in his defense, the buyout in his contract was only 30 pieces of silver.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:34 PM ^
PS: I'm in Cadillac eating lunch at the Blue Heron Cafe. Headed to TC and then to the UP. Enjoying the cool weather.
Family reunion in Saginaw/Spring Lake/Bay City/Midland first for a week and now taking my Southern wife up north.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:32 PM ^
This is so stupid.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:42 PM ^
It's spelled stoopid.
August 12th, 2022 at 12:44 PM ^
Please don't make this political,
Posts a political post. :faceplam:
August 12th, 2022 at 12:52 PM ^
Facepalm the faceplam.
August 12th, 2022 at 4:32 PM ^
Did Bob Crane go to OSU? Maybe majored in photography?
August 12th, 2022 at 12:45 PM ^
I could be wrong but I thought Mt. Rushmore was supposed to honor *good* presidents, not assholes.