Mark May twitter-ing...
So Mark May, in his infinite wisdom, just posted this on twitter...
Michigan QB Denard Robinson will be the starter in the opener vs. UCONN26 minutes ago via MogoTXT
It was also re-tweeted by Forde...
Thought the MGoBlogosphere should be informed.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:48 PM ^
Mark May can suck my chode
August 20th, 2010 at 1:14 PM ^
...you have a choad?
August 20th, 2010 at 1:21 PM ^
some disagreement on the meaning of the word chode. In this reference, do you refer to a chode as a "taint" or a member that is "wider than it is long?" Please clarify so that Mark May knows just what he's getting into.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:42 PM ^
But seriously, "suck my chode"?
August 20th, 2010 at 1:48 PM ^
the >= 23 that voted it up.
August 20th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^
There's so many ways you could have gone with it, but I think you articulated it perfectly.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:48 PM ^
Who's worse - Mark May for being dumb, or the people who follow him on Twitter?
August 20th, 2010 at 12:51 PM ^
I do not follow Mark May on twitter.
I swear...
August 20th, 2010 at 1:39 PM ^
The worst is whatever genius at ESPN hired him and allowed him think his tweets are relevant.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:48 PM ^
mgoblog: Mark May is Melanie Collins without the upside, people.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:49 PM ^
Mark May may be right...eventually, but as the assclown that he is, no one from Ann Arbor has told him this.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:49 PM ^
...or a statment of fact, or a question without punctuation?
How random.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:49 PM ^
Is there anyone associated with ESPN that's credible?
August 20th, 2010 at 12:52 PM ^
Jose Wejebe from the Spanish Fly fishing show.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
Erin Andrews? Not because she's actually credible, just because she's hot.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:08 PM ^
And I think we all saw what happened with Melanie Collins, hot does not mean credible, but I do think that Erin Andrews is smart enough to not say stuff like this.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:03 PM ^
Are we couting Adam Schefter as pretty credible? I do because he is a UofM alum. Plus, in my opinion, he does some pretty good reporting.
But other than that, I can't think of anyone else.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:57 PM ^
August 20th, 2010 at 1:31 PM ^
The Schwab
August 20th, 2010 at 2:19 PM ^
Lou Holtz is uncanny in his Notre Dame predictions.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:50 PM ^
Its a guess, thats it.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
I think Mark May is THE_KNOWLEDGE
August 20th, 2010 at 1:06 PM ^
YES
THE_KNOWLEDGE KNOWS THE ANSWER.
YES
THE_KNOWLEDGE WILL REVEAL IT WHEN THE TRUE BLUE ARE READY.
YES
August 20th, 2010 at 12:54 PM ^
ESPN will have an article up by the end of the day. bleh
August 20th, 2010 at 12:55 PM ^
"Pac-10 blah blah blah. Yes, Pac-10 blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah Pac-10."
Stop already - we get it.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:55 PM ^
mgoblog Mark May is Melanie Collins without the upside, people.
varsityblue Why is May's report considered gospel? We already knew DRob was ahead. RT @mgoblog: Mark May is Melanie Collins without the upside, people
DrSaturday But he's on TV! RT @mgoblog: Mark May is Melanie Collins without the upside, people.
varsityblue @DrSaturday So was Collins. I doubt BTN can retain her after that "reporting" debacle the other day.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:55 PM ^
He probably saw the thread title "Dindardo: Denard will start, Devin 2nd team" and just ran with it. Fact-checking is for chumps.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:57 PM ^
August 20th, 2010 at 12:57 PM ^
at Mark May.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:58 PM ^
Does he have a reliable source?
If not, that's very telling.
August 20th, 2010 at 12:59 PM ^
...Can Mark May Twitter with USC penis in his mouth and Lou Holtz telling him ND is going undefeated?
August 20th, 2010 at 1:03 PM ^
denard might start at quarterback, but mark may is my least favorite announcer on espn, he constantly says things that don't make any sense, his voice is annoying, i could expound but he's not worth my time or anyone else's. I understand he had a good career especially in college but what makes espn think anyone wants to listen to him talk, or is it that they know we all hate him and it just makes for more talk cause we have a thread dedicated to his dumb ass?
August 20th, 2010 at 1:07 PM ^
...has inanity because he was an original Hog, but for the last several seasons I've given up on him. He and Holtz epitomize what's wrong with sports broadcasting these days.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:24 PM ^
I forgot you were a Redskin guy. That does have to hurt. I do love watching those two back-peddle every Saterday after they stick there foot in there mouths.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:04 PM ^
...May's tweet as reporting vs. commentary:
slmandel Before retweeting "scoops" from Mark May, check his recent tweets. Pretty sure they're his Larry King-style predictions.
slmandel He also thinks his colleague's name is spelled "Teddy Brewski."
chengelis i didn't read May tweet as statement of fact @MDeck11 yeah...but its Mark May.....I think that's pretty self explanatory lol...GO BLUE
August 20th, 2010 at 1:13 PM ^
You know it's bad when even Stewart Mandel is ripping you via the Twitters.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:04 PM ^
He also Twittered that water is wet.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:08 PM ^
Reliable source: 'Forcier, Gardner, Kennedy to transfer.'
August 20th, 2010 at 2:28 PM ^
Oh man the sky is falling. DOOM. Time to get drunk.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:11 PM ^
If I were RR, I wouldn't start Denard now, just to fuck May.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:48 PM ^
If he really wanted to fuck Mark May, all he would have to say is that he wishes he was a Trojan.
Then he could have May and Mike Garrett.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:13 PM ^
dude is such a tool.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:14 PM ^
Fits in perfectly with ESPN.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:29 PM ^
That was quick.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:39 PM ^
Dear God, "a Twitter report." Stupid is in, apparently
August 20th, 2010 at 1:17 PM ^
The only thing newsworthy about this is that Mark May actually has the mental capabilities to use twitter.
August 20th, 2010 at 1:24 PM ^
This is so ridiculous. The next article that we will read is "Tate Forcier to Transfer after report of Robinson to start"
August 20th, 2010 at 1:24 PM ^
Did I miss somthing?????????\
1. Why the hate for Mark May
2. Why so irrational and mad about the possabilty of DR as QB?