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07/14/2018 - 2:00pm You nailed it.

You nailed it.

06/21/2018 - 1:05pm Kinda shitty that my adopted…

Kinda shitty that my adopted home of MA and ME are now red. This displeases me greatly and demand an offensive.

06/14/2018 - 11:44am OSU: OVER

















06/12/2018 - 4:17pm Same. Fire Borges!

Same. Fire Borges!

06/11/2018 - 6:18pm I did too. Hail.

I did too. Hail.

06/11/2018 - 10:26am It's never "Iffy" if it's …

It's never "Iffy" if it's "Griffey".

06/10/2018 - 3:56am I like getting info not from…

I like getting info not from wolverine sources.

06/06/2018 - 12:47pm Keep New England Blue damnit.

Keep New England Blue damnit.

05/02/2018 - 1:11pm thats why I got rid of XM

I couldn't stand he Alabama love fest on that channel an I just listen to WTKA via pocast.

04/26/2018 - 4:45pm talking to the dealer

No more 8's. only 6's, expeditions too. No way I want a 6 in raptor or expedition. 50k to 75k for a 6 banger...

04/26/2018 - 1:22pm Heres what i got

Small car. 10k to build, sell for 18k, 8k profit.


suv/truck. 20k to build, sell for 40k, 20k profit.


Also I found that Ford has eliminated the 8cylinder for a SC 6cylinder so more profit.


I would not buy a Truck/Raptor/Mustang with a 6 though not a 70k truck like the Raptor.

01/03/2018 - 9:45am Yep.

Bo told his coaches to NOT PUNT IT TO ROCKET and they talked him into it. He took full responability for it in the PC as he should, as he did. 


I guess people would rather have a Brian Kelly or Shark Humper as the HC.

12/11/2017 - 4:09pm LEROY


11/01/2017 - 9:25am Best to me

"Nice to see JT Barrett get his doctorate in Football this season."

10/23/2017 - 12:22pm He Was Telling Them....

.... "They're #1" in Irish.

10/07/2017 - 3:47pm ot

Has anyone seen the O'Neal ref crew today yet?

10/07/2017 - 3:42pm one more punch in the face for OSU

Let's go Terps!

09/10/2017 - 9:31am to me

UM was sticking to the game plan/working on the passing game regardless of being able to run on them and wearing them down.

09/10/2017 - 7:29am 9-87

9 penalties for 87 yards. OSU didn't have there stripped monkeys to bail them out.

09/07/2017 - 5:23pm My Take

Urban is competing with Texas for offensive recruits due to running the same O. He seen a opportunity to throw some dirt on a rival to get ahead for a duel threat QB in Texas.

09/02/2017 - 3:04pm PSU

They are really trying to stretch this game to interfere with the start of UM's. I'm all for scoring with the second team but not running trick plays and running up the score.

09/02/2017 - 12:17pm zip zip zip

go Akron

08/23/2017 - 11:25am Im Glad.

Nothing bring us toghther better than making fun of ESPN, their healing the divide!

08/02/2017 - 12:08pm Yep

We use Oreo's

07/28/2017 - 9:52am Well Said.

Thank you for your word smithing. I wish I could of said this, instead i would of "knuckle dragged" it.

05/25/2017 - 11:21am Yep

Emmit Smith Dallas Cowboys vs Berry Sanders Detroit Lions.


I could of run behind Dallas and got 3 yards a carry. Barry Sanders would have shattered the rushing record in half the time it would of been untouchable if he was in Dallas.

05/11/2017 - 11:47am How much to name a toilet/sink or hand dryer?

I claim the third stall on the left the "GunnersApe gift to OSU shitter"

04/13/2017 - 7:55am Sneaking out early tomorrow

Took leave till Wednesday.

03/15/2017 - 11:51am Another Aussie Please

That Huge OT recruit from down under please take note of our pipeline.

03/01/2017 - 11:12am Depends where your at.

In Boston I have live CBS. NBC, ABC, Fox are on demand only, like the other guy said. Rabbit ears for ABC football.

01/24/2017 - 9:25am They too will study abroad

OSU will travel to Cedar Point for future job fairs to study the art or "Carnying"  and "sideshow" management.

01/23/2017 - 10:28am VEGAS IS IN PLAY!

Jims Wife loves to gamble.

01/20/2017 - 11:24am Agree

Nature Obsrvation Class in Maui/Sydney with rented land.

01/20/2017 - 11:19am Travel Class?

Couldn't UM rent/buy some land in Australia and have a "Great Berrier Reef Conervation" Class that all football players are required to take. Or anywhere they want for that matter?

01/20/2017 - 11:01am Agree

Emmit Smith's Dallas also. Barry Sanders would still be playing behind that line.

01/19/2017 - 9:52am Ape's solution

I vote a Judge Dredd style of retirement/punishment.


1. You will be sent out into to wild with the unwashed masses. 11W, Red Cedar ect to bring law to the lawless/ troll the shit out of them.


2. Bring back you stories to amuse the masses here during the next off season.


C. If it merits a return you will be welcomed back.


1a. on two on two ready break.

01/18/2017 - 11:44am I've got big balls
I've got

I've got big balls

I've got big balls

And they're such big balls

Dirty big balls

And he's got big balls

And she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all!

01/18/2017 - 9:27am Gene "Isolated Incident" Smith

The defintion of lack of institutional control when hes peddiling that line and former players gone for years (Santonio Holmes tweet I think). They got away with one and they cry about not going to the bowl the year after 6-6.

01/05/2017 - 9:09am 10 Coaches?

Isn't there a new rule comming about getting a tenth coach?

12/27/2016 - 12:56pm Breaking*

Urban Meyer to Buffalo. Very credible source... A guy with a OSU masters degree told me at a truck stop when he was climbing back into his eighteen wheeler. Said BK and MD might join him.

12/26/2016 - 5:57pm Mooo

In Boston.

12/23/2016 - 10:07am Detroit Egg Rolls and Sauce

I've been to all four corners of this country and to most of the world including China and all I want is a fucking egg rolls with bean sprouts and fucking Detroit style dipping sauce.... FUCK... Merry Christmas everyone.

12/19/2016 - 10:13am DUDE.

Arby's is based out of Georgia.

Georgia's mascot is a Bull Dog.

MSU also has a Bull Dog for a mascot.


summey: I want some Arby's now and the closet one to me is in Maine.

12/15/2016 - 11:24am IMHO

Hoke to Cinci with Fickell.

12/15/2016 - 11:00am My ballz itch

Cryptic message sent.

12/13/2016 - 10:10am Ohio Nazi's

I hate Ohio Nazis

12/13/2016 - 9:47am ARGONAUTS

Urban Meyer HC

Mork Dintini DC

Grimice McPurpleface OC

12/13/2016 - 9:43am Thanks Professor!

Thanks Professor!

12/13/2016 - 9:13am FACT



They are guys tring to make the NFL that get at OSU.


It erases the argument about Meyer style not working with a millionare locker room.


I heard this from a guy at a truck stop (trucker) who has a masters from tOSU sitting on a cooler instead of the using the rest room... wierd huh?

12/12/2016 - 8:26am RR

He's sure building something in the dessert.