OT: Ex-Wing Jiri Hudler Demands Cocaine, Tries to Urinate on Beverage Cart
Happy Hudler with the unexpected turn.
http://www.mlive.com/redwings/index.ssf/2017/10/ex-red_wing_jiri_hudler…
October 5th, 2017 at 1:30 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 4:00 PM ^
That phrase is funny. "Stewardess, I demand you bring me cocaine. This instant."
BTW is it just me but is anyone else seeing an ad for "Date Arab women!" right now?
October 5th, 2017 at 6:29 PM ^
I get that one all the time which is loads of fun to explain to my wife.
October 5th, 2017 at 6:36 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 2:24 PM ^
I've concluded Mad Hatter is dead, or at the very least currently being held hostage and incapable of communication. A post about cocaine and public urination, and he stays silent???
October 5th, 2017 at 4:24 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 11:41 PM ^
That's what Joe Dirt said to his dad. . .
Asshole
October 5th, 2017 at 1:33 PM ^
I drank with Hudler in Grand Rapids a few times when he was with the Griffins. Nice dude. Coke is a helluva drug, apparently.
October 5th, 2017 at 1:35 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 1:40 PM ^
BREAKING: Tom Izzo is a reptilian
October 5th, 2017 at 4:24 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 5:05 PM ^
.... There was a cooler just sitting there.
October 5th, 2017 at 1:37 PM ^
Who hasn't done that before?
October 5th, 2017 at 1:37 PM ^
This isn't news, I mean, who hasn't done this? (I'm looking at you, Hatter)
October 5th, 2017 at 1:38 PM ^
Does that mean he urinated and missed the beverage cart, or could he not go at all?
October 5th, 2017 at 3:00 PM ^
like that scene from The Bodyguard.
October 5th, 2017 at 7:35 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 4:53 PM ^
when you're at the urinal in a stadium and there's a bunch of dudes waiting behind you. In an airplane aisle, I'm betting it's totally humiliating.
October 5th, 2017 at 1:38 PM ^
I once saw both these things go down in a club in Prague. Maybe he was just getting warmed up?
October 5th, 2017 at 1:38 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 1:56 PM ^
He was forsure hitting the slopes the day of the parade in 08 when the wings celebrated the championship. He was clearly fucked up and out of control from what I remember
October 5th, 2017 at 1:57 PM ^
So what is the problem with that?
October 5th, 2017 at 1:58 PM ^
See, that's what I always respected about Probie...he never demanded free cocaine, he always brought his own.
October 5th, 2017 at 2:07 PM ^
for Bob Probert reference. First thing I thought of too. But don't sell Probie short - he would have certainly pissed on the beverage cart, and challenged anyone who would have tried to stop him.
Damn, I miss watching him play for the Wings, and fight the other team's enforcer. Best and most dangerous fighter ever in the NHL...
October 5th, 2017 at 4:11 PM ^
to only do it while trying to cross the border between Canada and the U.S. Not something crazy like flying from New York to Prague. Everyone knows that's not a safe flight for doing lines.......
October 5th, 2017 at 1:59 PM ^
This is certainly one hell of a story!
October 5th, 2017 at 2:03 PM ^
Cocaine is only available on Delta flights if you use your Delta Skymiles American Express. But it gets you 10 miles/$.
October 5th, 2017 at 2:08 PM ^
Darren got Jiri hooked and used to the free blow. You know Mccarty had his own
October 5th, 2017 at 2:15 PM ^
the most ironic part of the story - Hudler was the 2015 winner of the NHL's Lady Byng Trophy, awarded "to the player adjudged to have exhibited the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct'.
What did the guy who finished 2nd do? Shit in the overhead compartments?
October 5th, 2017 at 2:52 PM ^
You've left me perplexed (overhead compartment deposit).
How would this even be accomplished? You'd either need a pump-action sphincter or a hire a contortionist.
What's the plan?
October 5th, 2017 at 2:59 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:57 PM ^
avatar checks out
October 5th, 2017 at 3:43 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 4:50 PM ^
That counts as a carry-on. $25.
October 5th, 2017 at 2:20 PM ^
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October 5th, 2017 at 2:44 PM ^
I don't see that status changing anytime soon after this.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:03 PM ^
October 6th, 2017 at 12:01 AM ^
It was in '82. He kicked it that winter and his career took off in '83.
A lot of baseball players were on it in '82. Especially if their road trip took them through Pittsburgh. Even the Pirate Parrot got busted.
October 5th, 2017 at 3:26 PM ^
October 5th, 2017 at 3:29 PM ^
Hudler is accused of doing cocaine in the bathroom of the plane and attempting to urinate on the beverage cart. He has denied all the claims, and the police currently are investigating.
Yeah, there's definitely a "Who among us hasn't..." joke in there somewhere.
Still, kind of an unexpected turn there. Hopefully, he can get things turned around.