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09/18/2018 - 6:09pm Close the thread, folks…

Close the thread, folks. There's all the analysis we'll ever need.

09/18/2018 - 1:41pm I declare shenanigans.

I declare shenanigans.

09/15/2018 - 11:04pm TCU scores.

But if feels…

TCU scores.

But if feels like they're a day late, and a dollar short. 

09/15/2018 - 10:57pm Dagger. 

We're done here…

Dagger. 

We're done here for the evening. 

09/15/2018 - 10:57pm TCU needs a change of pants…

TCU needs a change of pants. They've clearly shit all over inside the ones they're currently wearing. 

09/15/2018 - 10:56pm What a fucking dumpster fire…

What a fucking dumpster fire. 

09/15/2018 - 10:56pm They can review targeting,…

They can review targeting, but they can't review someone grabbing a fucking facemask.

Uh-huh.

09/15/2018 - 10:54pm TCU might as well just start…

TCU might as well just start firing the ball. Their run game is stalled in the 2nd half all of a sudden. 

09/15/2018 - 10:54pm This would make perfect…

This would make perfect sense if TCU got stuck for a safety here. 

09/15/2018 - 10:52pm I don't know why TCU is…

I don't know why TCU is upset. That ball went forward by at least 4 yards. 

09/15/2018 - 10:51pm Illegal forward pass on the…

Illegal forward pass on the kick return. Christ, even Stevie Wonder could see that. 

09/15/2018 - 10:38pm If it's not cut and dried,…

If it's not cut and dried, then you sure as shit don't eject a player from a game. What the fuck are we doing here? 

09/15/2018 - 10:36pm I'm sorry, but if that's…

I'm sorry, but if that's targeting, then throw the fucking rule out.

Either that or put flags on the QBs

09/10/2018 - 11:34am I think I’d rather see 36-3…

I think I’d rather see 36-3. People would be jumping out of windows around here if SMU touches our defense up for 24.

09/10/2018 - 11:32am Bingo. A 27-14 final would…

Bingo. A 27-14 final would be an OSU cover.

09/10/2018 - 11:31am I don’t think I’d touch 32…

I don’t think I’d touch 32 unless we KNOW that one’s going to approach a 50 point win. A 35-3 score where we spend the entire 2nd half playing the bottom of our depth chart would put us right on the spread.

09/10/2018 - 11:28am OSU at 12.5 looks like a…

OSU at 12.5 looks like a sucker’s bet.

09/08/2018 - 3:45pm You mean the same fuckers…

You mean the same fuckers that wrecked Speight last year, piss poor medical equipment and all? 

Yep, love those guys. 

09/08/2018 - 3:35pm FUCK PURDUE!!

FUCK PURDUE!!

09/08/2018 - 3:14pm Apparently we've forgotten…

Apparently we've forgotten the 25 yard line rule. 

09/08/2018 - 2:37pm Just a smidge high, but…

Just a smidge high, but Perry may have short-armed that.

09/08/2018 - 2:34pm Okay, Mr. Patterson. That's…

Okay, Mr. Patterson. That's enough of that. 

09/08/2018 - 2:23pm Gets his foot down?

Jeebus,…

Gets his foot down?

Jeebus, guys, he got 2 feet down. 

09/08/2018 - 2:10pm Well, shit.

Well, shit.

09/08/2018 - 1:23pm I think you may be right. …

I think you may be right. /Pat Summerall

09/08/2018 - 1:15pm STREAK OVER!

STREAK OVER!

09/08/2018 - 1:14pm I think that's our ball. 

I think that's our ball. 

09/08/2018 - 1:13pm And after a half-dozen…

And after a half-dozen whistles, too.

09/08/2018 - 1:11pm That is just head-up-your…

That is just head-up-your-ass football on Metellus' fault. 

09/08/2018 - 1:01pm Those WMU guys protecting…

Those WMU guys protecting the punter looked like a game of Red Rover gone horribly wrong. 

09/08/2018 - 12:48pm At this point I want to see…

At this point I want to see 2 things out of our offense:

Grind WMU into dust with the running game. Get our tackles the reps.

Bomb the ball down the field to our receivers. Work on our pass blocking.

Minimal amount of screens, and dink-and-dunk passing. 

 

09/08/2018 - 12:44pm Watson should have had that…

Watson should have had that one.

Either way it's a long punt, but still. 

EDIT: I thought that was 3rd down. Oh well...

09/08/2018 - 12:24pm That should be a TD.

So…

That should be a TD.

So they'll put the ball on the 43 instead. 

09/08/2018 - 12:21pm Mason SMOKED somebody on his…

Mason SMOKED somebody on his block.

09/08/2018 - 12:19pm Decent gain for Ambry, but…

Decent gain for Ambry, but that was also completely predictable. 

09/08/2018 - 12:12pm That punt might be the best…

That punt might be the best part of the offense.

09/08/2018 - 12:06pm Receiving the opening…

Receiving the opening kickoff, after winning the toss.

Surprised they didn't defer. 

09/08/2018 - 12:05pm Looks like it. 

Looks like it. 

09/07/2018 - 2:19pm Better yet, if the NCAA was…

Better yet, if the NCAA was serious and REALLY wanted to set an example.....Nickleback.

09/06/2018 - 7:13pm Apparently at one point, Rod…

Apparently at one point, Rod had Mario in a choke hold.

If that's the case, Rod's gotta go. If it were the other way around, and Mario was trying to choke Rod, then Mario would have to go. 

Mario allegedly has a reputation for being a true professional, while Rod is regarded as a boob. That would not surprise me in the least. 

09/06/2018 - 11:34am Rod has gotten ENTIRELY too…

Rod has gotten ENTIRELY too much mileage out of his 90+ at bats on the ‘84 team. Does anyone really remember him being on that team?

09/03/2018 - 8:30pm If he doesn't improve, not…

If he doesn't improve, not only is OSU going to eat him alive, they're going to turn both Shea and Dylan into a wet spot right there on the 32 yard line. 

09/03/2018 - 3:42pm I'm not sure that Braylon is…

I'm not sure that Braylon is "right" upstairs, between the ears. I honestly wonder if there's something going on up there that none of us know about. 

09/03/2018 - 12:38pm I didn't realize that we…

I didn't realize that we were playing Match Game. 

09/02/2018 - 1:52am If the OL keeps it up at…

If the OL keeps it up at this rate, we might get a blowout loss in Columbus instead.

09/01/2018 - 11:18pm Not ready to play in the 1st…

Not ready to play in the 1st half. Poorly disciplined, untimely penalties. Get Notre Dame in 3rd and 65 and give up the 1st down. 

Poor offensive line play. Poor push from the middle of the defensive line. 

Apparently the game lasts until next Tuesday. Absolutely NO sense of urgency in the 4th quarter whatsoever. 

All in all, a piss poor performance. 

09/01/2018 - 11:12pm We have bigger fish to fry…

We have bigger fish to fry than Pep Hamilton

Shut the fuck up with this shit. 

09/01/2018 - 11:05pm Fitting end. 

Fitting end. 

09/01/2018 - 10:51pm ALL DAY!

WE'VE GOT ALL…

ALL DAY!

WE'VE GOT ALL GODDAMN DAY! 

TAKE OUR SWEET FUCKING TIME! 

 

09/01/2018 - 10:30pm Pass me a fork and some…

Pass me a fork and some ketchup. I'll eat my words.