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Brian

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[Bryan Fuller]

#2 overall. That's the softball team's seed for the upcoming NCAA tournament:

Ann Arbor Regional – May 20-22 at Ann Arbor, Michigan

Notre Dame (41-11) vs. Miami (OH) (34-21)

Valparaiso (18-32) vs. No. 2 seed Michigan* (46-5)

Notre Dame should present the toughest test for Michigan. The two teams didn't play this year and there's very little in the way of common opponents; ND is ranked around 20th in the national polls and is thus a considerably tougher second-round opponent than you'd generally expect—it's the equivalent of a one-seed in the basketball tournament drawing a six-or seven-seed in round two.

MGoUser South Bend Wolverine has written excellent previews the past couple years and we pinged him; we hope to front-page it later this week.

Exit Rawak. Chrissi Rawak is leaving Michigan to become Delaware's AD. Rawak is a name those of you who have read Endzone probably remember. Rawak, Dave Brandon's second-in-command, features prominently both as a symbol of the change Brandon wrought and as a crutch increasingly forced to take on roles that she's not comfortable in. The book makes it clear that she was rather divisive, especially amongst the old hands forced out because of a lack of personal loyalty to Brandon.

I'm skeptical anyone Brandon could rely on so comprehensively was a good fit with my ideal Michigan athletic department, so the move is a win-win. Rawak gets an AD job with winged helmets to ease her transition, and a prominent Brandon apparatchik is no longer wondering what's wrong with a giant noodle ad in the Big House.

Ever aft… uh. Speaking of the Before Times, infamous Dave Brandon mansion "Ever After" is up for sale for a cool seven million dollars.

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Not pictured is the other plaque by the gate, for obviou's reasons:

ever-after

May its next resident be better at apostrophes and email.

I still can't get over the spectacular hubris of naming your home the thing that fairy tales say after the princess gets rescued by the dashing prince. If there was ever a better example of "be about it, don't talk about it" I can't think of one. The same hubris that caused "Ever After" is the one that caused "find a new team" and eventually resulted in the thing being put up for sale. It's nice to know that cosmic justice does strike, at least occasionally.

Relevant to our interests. Ian Boyd writes on how 4-3 defenses—that would be us—are adapting to the "smashmouth spread"—that would be OSU. MSU's defense features prominently, as they've increasingly found their safeties matched up one-on-one with receivers they cannot hang with. You may remember a number of Jake Rudock passes in last year's game that would have been touchdowns had they been accurate; Baylor and Oregon have also made a habit out of bombing it deep to slot types.

Michigan's changed so much over the past few years that it's hard to draw any conclusions from what they're doing. (Other than "don't do that against OSU again.") MSU's adapted, as teams constantly do; Boyd says that to cope with smashmouth spreads that run a lot of RPO these are the key components:

To make this style of man/zone combination work a defense has to have a few particular components. The first is a lockdown corner to play man coverage on the weakside. If the opposing team has an ace WR in that spot and love to throw him the ball on standard downs then this scheme is DOA without a corner that can match him.

The second is a pair of DEs that are fundamentally sound and good at responding to different blocks. If that DE can't consistently contain the ball inside on the weakside this scheme can get into trouble fast.

Finally, the strong safety should be a player worth featuring as a free hitter against the run game.

Michigan appears to check all these boxes, pending the resolution of the WDE spot, and looks set to be a 4-3 over team this fall.

The other thing you haven't considered. Steve Politi keeps banging the War On Rutgers drum because all of a sudden his articles are clicked when he does this. I keep banging on the War On Rutgers drum because it is deeply hilarious to me. Anyway, this episode:

Now that we have the seeds of a Rutgers-Michigan feud planted,

no

now that we have the New Jersey high school coaches lining up behind their state university in an eye-popping show of solidarity,

against Paramus Catholic with Rutgers as a proxy

now that we have a reason for the national college football media to pay attention to our state in early June,

no

we should probably point this out:

Satellite camps are a farce.

yes, but not for the reasons you think.

The rest of the article is the usual reiteration of Politi's worldview that Harbaugh is a Machiavellian manipulator of the media and "fake," whatever that means. Anyone who's laid eyes on Harbaugh knows that his personality is on full display, and at maximum volume, at all times. This insistence that the guy is anything other than genuine is the least convincing rival smack talk I have come across. Crazy, sure. Phony, no. That's the equivalent of accusing David Shaw of being excessively emotional.

One strikeout. A couple times this space has wondered why Michigan State was telling people they expected three sixth-year players back when none of them seemed to have any case. Here's the resolution to one of those cases:

Veteran defensive tackle Damon Knox will not play for the Spartans in 2016 and has decided instead to pursue a career in law enforcement, the school announced on Friday afternoon.

MSU didn't even submit paperwork for him; as of a few weeks ago they hadn't done so for either of the other two guys, LB Ed Davis and OL Brandon Clemons. This is a really weird situation: it seems like the relevant persons at MSU are unaware that a sixth year is much harder to get than a fifth year.

The spin here rankles a little. Knox didn't get a sixth year because he never had a case for one. It's not because he has a passion for The Law. but the aforementioned oddity means outlets who haven't been paying much attention write articles like this:

There’s something you don’t see every day.

Friday, Michigan State announced that defensive tackle Damon Knox will not be returning to the Spartans for a sixth season.  The reason?  The lineman has decided to pursue a career in the field of law enforcement.

Uh… no. That's not CFT's fault They're just aggregating a story. It is the fault of the universally credulous Spartan beat, which will get around to investigating Max Bullough's suspension any day now.

Etc.: Rutgers fans remind each other to thank Jim Delany for "the biggest gift the school had received since Colonel Rutgers donated the money to revive the college back in the 1820s," which is accurate.

People attempting to purchase Budweiser-taunting "Murica" beer disappointed to discover it doesn't exist. Hey man take a cue from InBev and just put the same beer in a different package. Just one incoming hockey recruit, Will Lockwood, mentioned amongst the top 100 prospects for the upcoming NHL draft in an extensive article. BU is cleaning up.

Again, I would like to apologize to dogs for my insensitive comments about their intelligence.

Comments

Steve in PA

May 16th, 2016 at 1:45 PM ^

I would think that for 7 million you would get a better entrance than concrete blocks and cattle gates.  That Dave, still up selling the experience.  I wonder what 2 cokes gets.

4godkingandwol…

May 16th, 2016 at 1:51 PM ^

... I think this stems from the fact that harbaugh does not act like other people.  He is, in many ways, unreal.  Often people confuse unreal with fake.  If it is not real it must be artificial goes the thinking.  They fail to consider that Harbaugh is just that insane, hardworking, and competitive, because that just doesn't happen with 99.9% of people. So, calling him fake is easier than admitting, "I am lazy, compared to that guy."  

readyourguard

May 16th, 2016 at 2:01 PM ^

So MSU never filed the appropriate paperwork for Knox's 6th year, yet they let him go through all of spring ball?  Doesn't that indicate they knew he wouldn't get it?  Smells like a shitty thing to do.  I must be reading it wrong because all I've heard is how Mark Dantonio is the fairest coach in the land and he'd NEVER do anything that wasn't in the best interest of his players.

MI Expat NY

May 16th, 2016 at 3:18 PM ^

I don't quite understand how any player is allowed to go through a spring practice after his eligibilty has expired if the school hasn't already filed paperwork.  Seems like the rule should be that once your season ends terminating your eligibility, you're ineligible to participate in practices unless you have applied for another year of eligibility.  

OwenGoBlue

May 16th, 2016 at 5:05 PM ^

It sounds like either MSU doesn't know how to do the 6th year paperwork (which is implausible and also amazing if true) or none of the players had any intention of coming back. They just booted those other guys so they don't have a numbers crunch.

UM Indy

May 16th, 2016 at 2:11 PM ^

Anyone notice the listing has seller as "undisclosed?"  Like we can't figure out who is selling this?  Real cloak and dagger shit, DB.

harmon98

May 16th, 2016 at 2:27 PM ^

Ever After is a spectacular property suited for the Mr Burns in your life. 

That said I'd take it but the highbrow maintenance would break the bank.

Ty Butterfield

May 16th, 2016 at 2:45 PM ^

Agreed that the DB house looks more like a hotel. All the glass reminds me of Cameron's house in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The home gym looks cool and so does the home movie theater. Still wouldn't be enough to make me want to live in that house. I still don't understand why someone with a job in a Power 5 conference,(coach or AD) or as coach in the NFL would have a house built. The chances of them staying in that area for very long is not great, and then that house will he harder to sell when they inevitably get run out of town.

True Blue Grit

May 16th, 2016 at 3:24 PM ^

possibility that he would be unceremoniously canned as AD and become a despised figure for the majority of the fanbase.  So, building THE most expensive house in the entire city and the obvious risk of never recouping his investment never occurred to him.  It doesn't matter in the end.  He can afford to take the hit and can probably afford to build a carbon copy of it somewhere else -especially after he exploits Toys R Us, sells all his stock, and moves on to the next company like a swarm of locust. 

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May 16th, 2016 at 3:08 PM ^

I know I might be in the minority, and sure it's a gaudy, but Brandon's house looks pretty nice.  Yeah it's a bit of a hotel/office feel, but it's got great views, an (overall) nice design flow, and you can tell there was some effort put into it.  And honestly, why the heck not live in a nice place if you can?  

I get Brandon was bad at his job at UM, but ragging on literally everything he did is just petty.  It's his big-ass house; my guess is everyone here (if they could afford it) would buy something that would likely offend the sensibilites of others to varying degrees.

Big Boutros

May 16th, 2016 at 3:21 PM ^

for me it's not about revisiting his crimes as AD. I just love architecture and this edifice does not impress me. I disagree that it flows. It has several incongruous interior styles and too many juts and shapes on the exterior.

One of the pages called it a Frank Lloyd Wright inspiration. Wright used terrific symmetry and clean lines. Each of his buildings stuck to one style. He was a pioneer of organic architecture.

This house can't make up its mind. Is it Glasarchitektur? Deconstructivist? Bauhaus? It's just a house made of money. It has no character.

bronxblue

May 16th, 2016 at 6:47 PM ^

I certainly don't claim to be an architecture afficianado, but I like the roundness of the exterior and the fact it seems to be nestled into that bluff a bit. And unlike some places I've seen elsewhere, the aesthetic seems to be consistent throughout. I'll take your word about the lines and the smorgasboard of designs, but I guess I long ago read FLW inspired as a buzz word and not a reality.

WolverineHistorian

May 16th, 2016 at 3:20 PM ^

I remember seeing a few pics of Brady Hoke's house when it went up for a sale.  It was huge and fancy schmancy but it still looked "house like."  

I agree with everyone who said Brandon's place looks like a resort.  But it looks much better now that he's removed all the framed pictures of himself from every single room, including the garage.   

FrankMurphy

May 16th, 2016 at 4:15 PM ^

Chrissi Rawak may have been a Brandon hire, but Hackett kept her on and relied heavily upon her during his tenure. He also had some effusive praise for her when asked about her hiring at Delaware:

 

Chrissi has trained her whole life for this athletic director role. From being a student athlete to coach to raising money for the largest fundraising campaign in Michigan Athletics’ history, to designing and building a brand and communications organization. Delaware is getting one of the Big Ten’s most talented individuals for this role.

readyourguard

May 16th, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^

It's a spectacular piece of architecture and craftsmanship but it looks like a stuffy law firm.  The bedroom is pretty sweet and the views are fantastic.  The simpleton in me only sees enormous tax bills and maintenance costs.  That's not the kind of place for a do-it-yourselfer.

cavebeaner

May 16th, 2016 at 8:11 PM ^

I get that maybe a stager was hired to come in and make the house look sterile and generic for selling purposes.  What I can't figure out is why they left all his clothes in the closet. 

Also, I think if you look at pic 87, the garage is entered from the front, and pic 88 is the back, which inexplicably has windows in the back of the garage, a la Ferris Bueller.  The back bottom doors are probably for boats, or hovercrafts, or his UFO.

And if he did nearly as much thinking at the desks as the number of desks in that house indicated the potential for, he wouldn't have been Douchebag Dave.

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May 17th, 2016 at 8:42 AM ^

If I had $7m I wouldn't live there. I've seen/built concrete cube and rusted metal houses that were more home-y than that place. It's all window walls, with prairie/usonian knockoff feature walls, but it manages to be neither contemporary, nor FLW. Just an ugly, uncomfortable waste of money.