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07/18/2018 - 10:32pm This is a disgusting…

This is a disgusting abomination of unholy proportions. 

07/18/2018 - 2:54am Just curious: is there a…

Just curious: is there a reason why you guys didn't migrate to Wordpress for the redesign? It would seem that Wordpress would provide a lot more versatility, given its enormous user base and developer community.

07/17/2018 - 5:30pm Justin Siller will represent…

Justin Siller will represent the Boilermakers' football program.

07/15/2018 - 5:55pm The impact of this is being…

The impact of this is being overstated. We're loaded at PG, so landing Carton would have been a luxury. Had he come to Michigan, he would have had to compete with David DeJulius and Zavier Simpson for playing time. At OSU, his path to an immediate spot in their starting five (and one-and-done status) is much clearer. It actually kind of feels good to say that we missed out on a highly-rated prospect because we already have plenty of talent at his position. 

We'll be fine. Best of luck to the kid.

07/06/2018 - 2:25am Very nice! 

I'm excited for…

Very nice! 

I'm excited for Poole's game to take a Stauskas-like leap from year one to year two. Kid is poised to be the most improved player on our team next year. 

06/25/2018 - 7:52pm Seems fair. But who cares?


Seems fair. But who cares?


06/24/2018 - 2:02am As much as I love to see my…

As much as I love to see my alma mater held in suchhigh esteem, these rankings are flawed to the point of being laughable. There is no way we outrank the likes of Columbia, Yale, Princeton, and MIT; there is no way Stanford ranks as low as 10, and there is no way Berkeley ranks as high as 2. 

06/16/2018 - 8:36pm To the extent that the…

To the extent that the coaches are having problems recruiting (and I don't even know if that's the case or not), a successful 2018 season will fix them. Just win and everything else will take care of itself. 

06/06/2018 - 4:51am Embed:

I'm getting more and…

I'm getting more and more indications that Dwayne Casey is the clubhouse leader to get the #Pistons coaching job. #Michigan fans might get their wish.

— Rod Beard (@detnewsRodBeard) June 5, 2018
06/05/2018 - 7:25pm Embed (let's see if this… Embed (let's see if this works):

Jim Harbaugh referenced 2 players leaving Michigan yesterday...I’m told that internet speculation is true: Kareem Walker & Kekoa Crawford are transferring.

— Jordan Strack (@JordanStrack) June 5, 2018
06/05/2018 - 7:19pm In all seriousness,…

In all seriousness, congratulations. I know what a huge undertaking this must have been and what a major milestone it is for the blog.

Are there plans to go to HTTPS? Seems like a no-brainer, and fairly easy in this day and age. 

06/05/2018 - 7:05pm [INSERT CLEVER COMMENT HERE] 


06/01/2018 - 10:23pm T-Pain.


05/31/2018 - 1:18am Whaaaaa? Surprise,

Whaaaaa? Surprise, out-of-nowhere OL commit? LIKE.

Great day to be a Wolverine!

05/29/2018 - 11:25pm WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I


05/28/2018 - 2:30am Why are you doing this, man?

Why are you doing this, man?

05/26/2018 - 12:49pm My understanding is that a

My understanding is that a big part of the reason for the site upgrade is not necessarily that the current site is stale in terms of features and aesthetics, but that it was built in 2008 on a platform that is now essentially dead (i.e., Drupal). The new site is either custom-built or has likely been rebuilt from the ground up on a more actively developed platform (i.e., Wordpress).

05/26/2018 - 12:40pm Obligatory:


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05/18/2018 - 1:52pm '98 River Rat here. I think

'98 River Rat here. I think Holley was around when I was at Huron because his face looks very familiar, though I never had him for anything and I don't think I ever interacted with him.

Saw the name of a kid I grew up with on the sex offender registry when I was waiting in the lobby of an office at city hall once. No one truly knows what evil lurks in the hearts of people we deal with on a daily basis. 

05/17/2018 - 12:13pm As much as I dislike the man,

As much as I dislike the man, Mark Dantonio is among the top five coaches in all of college football and doesn't get the credit he deserves.

05/17/2018 - 3:36am Al Borges was a good

Al Borges was a good offensive coordinator and would have thrived under a decent head coach.

Rich Rodriguez was a good hire and no one could have predicted that he would end up not working out.

05/17/2018 - 12:46am Sorry, but I just cannot

Sorry, but I just cannot listen to criticism of Don Brown. The ONLY loss I can think of in the last two years that's even remotely attributable to Don Brown's defense was the 2017 Penn State game. In every other loss, poor offensive play either spotted the other team 10 or more points in the form of bad turnovers (i.e., the 2016 Ohio State game) or put so much pressure on the defense that they eventually buckled. If they "folded late", it's because the offense couldn't hold onto the ball or sustain a drive and thereby kept the defense on the field much longer than they should have been.

Don Brown is the reason why we finished 8-5 last season instead of 5-8.

05/16/2018 - 8:19pm The fact that no one has any

The fact that no one has any serious delusions about Michigan Basketball being among the bluebloods (i.e, Duke, UNC, Kentucky, Kansas, et al) makes the program easier to root for and more fun to watch than the football program. 

05/16/2018 - 8:15pm This is a painful

This is a painful realization, but it's one that's difficult to dispute. The idea that our program occupies rarefied air alongside the likes of Alabama, USC, or (dare I say) Ohio State is more a product of great marketing and impressive financials than actual performance. We're pretty much Notre Dame, i.e., a football power in name only. 

05/16/2018 - 7:29pm Bo was a great coach, but his

Bo was a great coach, but his mediocre bowl record and failure to win a national championship puts him outside the group of elite coaches who can lay claim to the title of GOAT.

The Fab Five were overhyped and overrated.

Jim McElwain was a great hire, assuming he's tabbed as OC.

This may not be an unpopular opinion, but the 2013 title game loss still stings more than the 2018 loss. It would have taken a minor miracle for us to beat that Villanova team, whereas in 2013, we would have won that game if not for a bad foul call and a few bounces here and there.

05/14/2018 - 1:55pm Once you experience the real

Once you experience the real world, you come to realize that where you went to school doesn't hold much value beyond helping you get your foot in the door. I've worked with Ivy League grads who were total idiots, and I've worked with people who went to no-name schools and were the most trusted and valued members of their teams. I haven't noticed much of a correlation between school pedigree and career advancement, except that graduates of good schools had an easier time landing interviews. 

05/14/2018 - 12:35am I hate to lose commits, but

I hate to lose commits, but it's tough to blame a kid for flipping to one of the very few schools that are academically better than Michigan across the board (which just so happens to have a successful football program to boot). 

04/28/2018 - 11:56am Probably because of the

Probably because of the tractor story.

04/20/2018 - 11:05am This makes me sad.

This makes me sad.

04/19/2018 - 7:16pm During my freshman and

During my freshman and sophomore years (1998-2000), there used to be a Little Ceasar's in the Union basement They had a $5.00 Thursday special on a large cheese pizza (at least I think it was $5.00 on Thursdays; my memory is fuzzy on the details). It was mediocre pizza, but it was great for the price. Not too helpful for today's students since Little Caesar's is long gone from the Union, but good times.

04/19/2018 - 7:13pm Ah, Wendy's chili. The very

Ah, Wendy's chili. The very thought of it brings back memories of the Tap Room and student org board meetings and calc study groups and that one dude in every group who won't shut up about what he did on the weekend. Good times.

04/12/2018 - 4:20pm As much as I hate Comcast,

As much as I hate Comcast, doesn't this further call into question the wisdom of Delaney's East Coast boondoggle? If the nation's largest cable operator thinks BTN isn't worth it in the heart of the Big Ten's traditional footprint, why would they think it's worth it in a region with lukewarm enthusiasm for college football (let alone mediocre programs like Rutgers and Maryland)?

04/10/2018 - 3:32pm Gentlemen, the barren time of

Gentlemen, the barren time of year when the football, basketball, and hockey offseasons coincide is now upon us. Fare thee well.

04/03/2018 - 2:41pm In the words of George Jung

In the words of George Jung in 'Blow', "Every now and then, I force a smile knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent."

Beilein squeezed every drop of production out of that team and then some. They left everything on the floor. And along the way, they defeated teams that were bigger, faster, stronger, and more loaded with so-called blue chip talent. But this time, they just ran into a team with too much firepower to overcome. If that game was played 25 times, 'Nova would win at least 20 of them.

I'm still proud of this team, and I still think John Beilein is the best basketball coach in the country, period. The past two months have been a joy to watch. GO BLUE. 

04/02/2018 - 12:06pm Heart: 72-70 Michigan.

Heart: 72-70 Michigan.
Head: 79-69 Nova.

03/30/2018 - 1:07pm I, for one, am glad that the

I, for one, am glad that the NIT Championship escapes our notice because we're looking ahead to bigger games. It's a great feeling.

03/29/2018 - 12:51pm Actually, I think Ramzy is

Actually, I think Ramzy is the only other college football blogger who is on par with Brian in terms of intelligence and writing acumen. He's well-respected around here, even if he is a Buckeye. 

03/29/2018 - 12:40pm I'm with Ramzy on this one. I

I'm with Ramzy on this one. I would rather have my fingernails pulled out with pliers than root for Ohio State or Michigan State.

(okay, not really, but you get the picture)

03/25/2018 - 12:39pm Becoming the subject of

Becoming the subject of Twitter snark by random nobodies is hardly "substantial personal cost."

03/25/2018 - 11:01am Kansas and Texas Tech. I

Kansas and Texas Tech. I would root against the better-coached teams.

03/24/2018 - 11:53pm Someone mentioned that

Someone mentioned that Hamilton was actually screaming at his team to foul, but they just didn't. Is that true?

03/24/2018 - 5:14pm This is dumb. Kansas State

This is dumb. Kansas State has ALL OF THE LANDZ, but Kansas and Duke barely have any? LOLZ NO.

03/23/2018 - 10:05pm Yesterday, I got there at

Yesterday, I got there at about 3:20 pm (an hour and twenty minutes before tipoff) and found parking at the Convention Center for $20.

03/23/2018 - 2:26pm He definitely deserves a

He definitely deserves a raise, but a man of his talent also deserves a shot at a head coaching gig. Enjoy the fruits of his labor while he's still here, but know that he's probably not ours to keep.

03/23/2018 - 1:04pm Maybe it's different in

Maybe it's different in SoCal, but the college basketball fans I know here in the Bay Area are pretty open about admitting that the Pac-12 sucks (then again, it's been a long time since Cal and Stanford did anything on the hardwood to be proud of).

03/23/2018 - 12:59pm Both Hoke texts perfectly

Both Hoke texts perfectly illustrate the dense and clueless but ultimately decent nature of Hoke's personality.

The fact that he wrote the texts in all caps is classic Hoke: he's totally unfamiliar with the norms of SMS communication and he didn't think to take a few minutes to educate himself on it before firing off an important message to his boss.

The first text to Currie shows how clueless he is in thinking that he has a shot at the job despite repeatedly demonstrating that he's not cut out for the big stage.

But the text in which Hoke reached out to Currie after Currie's firing and offered his sympathies (despite the fact that there was nothing Currie could do to help Hoke by that point) shows that Hoke is ultimately a decent and good-natured guy who is easy to laugh at but hard to dislike.

All in all, vintage Hoke.

03/23/2018 - 12:22pm Yeah but nobody pretends that

Yeah but nobody pretends that the Pac-12 is the best thing since sliced bread, and Pac-12 fans have enough sense to not talk shit to fans from other conferences.

03/22/2018 - 4:33pm Just flew in from Oakland

Just flew in from Oakland with my son. We're going to grab lunch and then head over to Staples. Can't wait!

03/21/2018 - 3:26pm Dope. Just dope (and I'm a 37

Dope. Just dope (and I'm a 37 year-old dude with 3 kids who hasn't used that word since college).

Great job. Do you do this kind of work professionally?