Graham Couch Leaves Duke, Kansas, and Tennessee out of his official AP Top 25 poll
Graham Couch, idiot savant. Emphasis on idiot.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:29 PM ^
Jesus, what an a-hole.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:33 PM ^
Maybe he prematurely entered his votes without them being complete?
/covfefe
December 10th, 2018 at 9:42 PM ^
I'm sure "premature" is a word with which he is all too familiar.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:40 PM ^
Todays world is full of satirical linguists with zero talent. Howard Stern is a proud, proud father. If you ever decide to sell yer soul to the click bait machine.......
December 11th, 2018 at 5:23 AM ^
There are no cunning linguists these days.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:43 PM ^
Perhaps Graham will enlighten us in the thread below on what he is smoking.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:45 PM ^
He's a lazy writer trying to get attention. I'd also add that he had Duke ranked #2 last week, and for whatever convoluted rationale he had in his head for it this week, it's rather clear his goal is to get people talking about him. Which is fine, I guess - if you don't have anything insightful to say, there is some value in people collectively recognizing how dumb you are. But he's a hack, has been a hack for a long time, and even with this utterly meaningless ranking he's still trying to get some modicum of attention in whatever way possible.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:56 PM ^
Yes, the lack of internal consistency and completely arbitrary timing to exclude those teams from the poll is revealing. But hey, he deceives with dignity!
December 10th, 2018 at 9:46 PM ^
He has Michigan at 2 just so he can claim he isn't being a homer, lol. What a loser.
December 10th, 2018 at 9:53 PM ^
what an idiot
December 10th, 2018 at 9:56 PM ^
Waiting for Graham to chime in on the dope thread
December 10th, 2018 at 10:01 PM ^
Idiot does stupid thing, more at 11.
December 10th, 2018 at 10:06 PM ^
He’s actually got a point on scheduling. I wish voters would apply a similar standard to cfb
December 10th, 2018 at 10:08 PM ^
Don't know this guy.
But like leaving teams off the Don't play away games.
December 10th, 2018 at 10:30 PM ^
I am with you on this.
Notice that ESPN, while on their knees and putting on their lipstick, never mention that Duke's superstar freshmen havent faced a road game this year.
Pathetic prima donna scheduling...
December 10th, 2018 at 10:33 PM ^
A little off topic of the thread but just watched replay of Tenn. and Gonzaga. Michigan would handle both of those two. Especially when they are shooting good. They could really handle Gonzaga. They have no answer for Z or Mathews. Not to mention Ziggy. Makes me wonder about Duke. UNC will expose them I'm sure. All in good time my good men. All in good time.
December 11th, 2018 at 3:24 PM ^
Who is Ziggy?
December 10th, 2018 at 10:35 PM ^
Graham, hold this L, again.
December 11th, 2018 at 12:11 AM ^
PAY ATTENTION TO ME
December 11th, 2018 at 9:15 AM ^
How do you pull a stunt like this and hang onto your AP vote?
December 11th, 2018 at 1:53 AM ^
Why? Because I want attention.
December 11th, 2018 at 5:01 AM ^
This column got him an invite on a very popular Ringer hoops podcast. Mission accomplished, I guess.
December 11th, 2018 at 7:02 AM ^
Say what!?
December 11th, 2018 at 7:51 AM ^
If he didn't put teams in the top 25 because the the FBI exposing their extra benefits/recruiting violations it'd be pretty ballsy, or if this was football and it was bama's schedule he was protesting, but this it is really dumb to protest SOS in basketball where it is taken into consideration in the tournament seeding.
December 11th, 2018 at 7:59 AM ^
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am beautiful- just ask me
December 11th, 2018 at 8:07 AM ^
Graham Couch, what a lazy ass
December 11th, 2018 at 9:14 AM ^
Then he tweets out "Here's why I left Duke, Kansas, and Tennessee out of the top 25."
A.k.a. doing it for the clicks!
December 11th, 2018 at 9:37 AM ^
It's not worth wasting an insult on this guy.
December 11th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Only idiot is you, giving him attention.
December 11th, 2018 at 10:28 AM ^
Couch = AssHat
Moving on now.
December 11th, 2018 at 10:57 AM ^
I could get behind his message penalizing teams for playing all of their games at home, but I can also get behind my personal message that road games are not always a fair indicator of the best team when you're usually playing 5 against 8 with referees making every marginal call, and most fantasy calls, in favor of the home team. Home cooked refereeing ruins the sport for me, especially when the home team is down big, at which point the referees usually take 50/50 bias and slant it 80/20 until the score gets a little more reputable.
December 11th, 2018 at 11:21 AM ^
Yes, this post was - as most things on the internets - mostly disproportionate outrage towards an ultimately irrelevant clickhunting hack. But it did give us this fun juxtaposition
December 11th, 2018 at 12:43 PM ^
He's a worthless fucking idiot.
December 11th, 2018 at 12:43 PM ^
He's a worthless fucking idiot.