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11/16/2018 - 12:48am Be angry. Don't get cocky…

Be angry. Don't get cocky. Remember the last decade. Stay hungry. Be pissed. Don't buy the BS. And....REVENGE!

09/26/2018 - 7:19pm I have a Die Hard battery…

I have a Die Hard battery that does not have an opinion on this matter.

09/17/2018 - 5:00pm I've kind of dismissed this…

I've kind of dismissed this guy as a human at this point. He may win 10 NC, but no way I'd want this guy as our coach. He's going to sit at hell's coaching table with JoePa someday ...

09/12/2018 - 11:37pm It should be open tryouts.

Perhaps the Pistons should hold open tryouts.

09/01/2018 - 4:43pm If you want a stud football…

If you want a stud football player, make sure his first name ends with "avious."


08/03/2018 - 7:59pm Apparently, Zach learned…

Apparently, Zach learned that when caught in a lie, one should try to pick up the person being lied to by her hair.



05/23/2018 - 7:19pm Karlaftis up where

Karlaftis up where we belong...

04/06/2018 - 12:07am GOALLLLLLLLL!



04/06/2018 - 12:05am God, the bounces...

The knucklers, the bounces... Michigan can't get a cleanly settled puck...


03/31/2018 - 9:32pm Hop Valley

Alpha Centauri IPA

03/31/2018 - 9:31pm I thought it was a Le Car

or a Yugo...


03/25/2018 - 9:41am It’s spring break and I’m a teacher

Critical day is today when I try to convince my wife that a 30-hour, one-way drive (compared to $4,000 in airfare for the family) could be a blast. She was caught up in the euphoria as well, so she is willing to listen. I put my odds of pulling off the finals at 15 percent...

03/16/2018 - 12:28am I can't drink either

Got a rubber-glove type of physical tomorrow, which might be more enjoyable than this game...


03/16/2018 - 12:26am Glad we're winning, but

This has been a 47-minute fart

03/02/2018 - 4:00pm My eyes

just broke their ankles...

02/08/2018 - 12:35am Sorry ... repost

Nothing to see here...

02/08/2018 - 12:34am Agreed, but...

Seriously, there have been some odd circumstances that would have been difficult to predict, and there has been a lot of bad luck with our most important position.

JH came here with the cupboard bare, and still found magic in a transfer, and he recruited a highly ranked QB after losing out on KJ Costello.

Then Speight beats out the inexperienced freshmen, and proceeds to have a decent year until the end (and he wasn't terrible). (YEAR 2) There was reason to believe that Speight was going to be a strength rather than a weakness going into last year. He was at least going to improve on a serviceable year that included a few hiccups.

But then he was consistent, got hurt, and Peters couldn't unseat O'Korn. O'Korn implodes., and Peters comes in and gets hurt, and we're back to O'Korn.

I mean, say what you will about how Bama and OSU and Clemson can roll out freshmen who perform, but they also had zero holes on the rest of their team. We just can't afford to have subpar QB play if we hope to become elite. Someday, perhaps, but not now.

Year 4 means either Shea gets in and becomes QB, Peters plays better and keeps Shea off the field, or McCaffery kicks all of their asses. Either way, logic points to a more stable QB situation from here on out.

We have a zillion sophomores and juniors taking the field this year that were part of highly ranked classes. The sky fell today, but I'm pretty optimistic moving forward.

02/06/2018 - 3:00pm Not with me..

I don't think I'll ever be into grannies ... not even when I'm a grampie...


02/06/2018 - 12:48pm It’s been a stressful, dry marriage year.

So I’m giving myself a six pack of Two Hearted and a pair of gloves as a Valentines Day present...

01/20/2018 - 11:36pm “In Search Of ...”


01/15/2018 - 8:49pm Fundamentals

Can’t be spelled without fun or mental...

I have no idea what this means.

01/15/2018 - 1:13pm I believe this was film from last year's Rice line play


01/10/2018 - 11:20pm Kill X 3

Kill Doc Brown

Kill Maizen

Kill Carl Spackler

01/09/2018 - 11:55am Some of my coworkers call me a DB

... but I really never had the speed for it. I don't know what the hell they're talking about.


01/04/2018 - 1:01pm Seriously,

Is anyone surprised by anything in that document? Disgusted, perhaps; not surprised.

01/02/2018 - 7:30pm Agree

But so you know, I didn't blame RR; I blame hiring RR.

01/02/2018 - 2:12pm Still reeling from Rich Rod...

The Rich Rod hire remains the most colossal mistake of this program. It was almost like having your old dad  (who was kind of lame) leave the family, and mom finds a stepdad. He’s cooler, younger, but he’s not the old dad, and he makes a lot of mistakes trying to replace your dad. But ultimately, even after four years, he just can’t be dad, and mom kicks him out and brings back old, lame dad. Familiar, yet inept.


This sums up eight years of the program, and while this was all happening, all the kids now in college (or who we’re recruiting) have watched all the cooler dads in the neighborhood win father of the year awards.


I still believe Father Jim will fix this. I don’t know how he fits into my dad analogy; perhaps he was a guy on a mission in Africa who returned and replaced lame, old dad.


I have issues...

01/01/2018 - 5:14pm Top-five terrible loss

I don't ever think I've seen such a prolonged meltdown by a Michigan team in a single game. I remember a top-ranked Miami team fighting back, and I remember the Buffs' Hail Mary, but a complete breakdown with a 16-point lead while driving into the endzone to seal it with two minutes left in the third quarter. And then the fumble ...

Brutal day, Michigan brethren.

Brutal day


12/24/2017 - 4:24pm Somewhere, right now

A monkey clown rodeo gif is being created...

12/14/2017 - 2:57am I ran past the Christmas train on a running trail here last

Saturday. As I passed, perhaps a hundred kids were waving at me as I jogged by. It was the only Rocky moment of my life. I just wish someone would have thrown me an apple to make the memory complete...


12/04/2017 - 1:15pm I sympathize

Once I identified a Public Information Office in a sex abuse case, and I somehow left the letter L out of public. I let out a Howard Dean scream when I saw it in print the next day...


12/04/2017 - 1:15pm I sympathize

Once I identified a Public Information Office in a sex abuse case, and I somehow left the letter L out of public. I let out a Howard Dean scream when I saw it in print the next day...


10/22/2017 - 1:05pm My hate for Ohio State is all about rivalry

My hate for Penn State is all about humanity

10/03/2017 - 12:22pm I guess it is still kind of like home

After all, his big brother lives there...

09/26/2017 - 3:18pm I saw the weight differences on several sights.

But says he's aboot 220.

09/18/2017 - 11:42am Oh...

There's someone else playing besides Michigan and Purdue?

06/23/2017 - 11:52pm 84 mph gas can

Vs. 100-mph gas can.

06/21/2017 - 6:57pm I won the following trophies:

Most Improved

Mr. Inspirational

Charlie Hustle


I am as gritty as pheasant shit.

06/17/2017 - 1:26pm I ... am ...

Taco Pants...

05/13/2017 - 11:14am Whatever my superpower,

I'm sure that I would first use it for evil and not good. Time travel: I'd go back to any time where I could capitalize on my knowledge and then lead a life of debauchery. In short, I'd go Biff from Back to the Future II.

05/04/2017 - 11:18pm Upon hearing the news,

The top-three Hawkeye running backs tore their ACLs...

03/21/2017 - 12:07am Plus 1

...for informative. Thanks for linking this.

03/01/2017 - 5:12pm Ah shit, Cali...

My sincere prayers to you and your family. 


02/22/2017 - 10:56pm Shat Sports

With names like Ace Williams and Scoop Jenkins, it was obvious ...

02/17/2017 - 6:19pm Ham and eggs ...

... for eggs and ham. A perfect trade for a borderline eighth seed.

02/16/2017 - 2:41pm Snapper


02/16/2017 - 2:41pm Snapper


02/08/2017 - 1:47am White-collar beatdown


01/25/2017 - 1:42am I think Gandhi

would enjoy his visit to USC.

01/23/2017 - 12:37pm Good luck, young lad

Best to you...