OT: Kate Upton jabs Justin Verlander on the Twitters
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I know it was always rumored to be true, but this pretty much confirms they were an item at some point. Probably.
Thank you!
I've never before envied a horse.
They are amazing and should always be envied.
You bastard..... Between Rebecca Black's song being on Mike and Mike on my drive in to work and this. My inner monologue is ruined......
/dies
WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHY IS IT CENSORED? WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED VIDEO? WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED VIDEO? WHERE IS THE UNCENSORED VIDEO? I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK. THIS VIDEO IS LITERALLY GOING TO KILL ME IT'S SO HOT.
GG WP
Yeah, she's hott but you gotta remember she has the mind of a 20 year old girl. This is something you'd expect from a teenager not an adult.
/I'm a man. I'm 40!
Kate must be working for the Indians.
This girl has no hips, no curves, and the worst backside on planet Earth. There are so many more attractive girls than her who also have half a brain. I mean seriously:
Dude, that's not even a good photoshop. They could have at least blended the skin pigment.
EDIT: I don't know who negged this post, but it isn't hard to see that it is, in fact, photoshopped. I'm not just throwing that out there as a gag reflex. (Apt wording for this dialogue, yes.)
- On the left hip, there is a distinct line where the two layers weren't properly blended.
- On the right hip, there is a ghost image that indicates that the inserted layer was not completely erased. If they were using anything less than 100% opacity on the eraser, it would leave a trace.
- There is a slight bright lining on the legs. If the shot was backlit, that would be normal, but since there's a crowd back there, it doesn't fit. It's likely that butt and legs image had a brighter background.
- And in general, if you look at the body as a whole, it just doesn't fit exactly right.
This guy is good.
But I am impressed by the analysis of photoshop. That is good work.
there is actual video of the still that is shown above.
Point of fact, most models do not have curvy bodies. Stick figures are predominate in the world of modeling.
Given Kate’s status as an SI cover girl she must be judged relative to her peers in the super model stratosphere, in which case I concur she isn’t that great except between her chin and her navel. Therefore I concur she is merely an 8.5 on the 10 scale – again, relative to her super model peers. However, given she’s a Michigan gal who is an admitted Michigan football fan, other Michigan football fans justifiably adhere to her an extra 3 points on the scale, bumping her up to an otherworldly 11.5 on the 10 scale among Michigan football fan circles. I hope this explains the otherwise obvious to you sir.
Shitty photoshop, JUSTIN VERLANDER.
Heres a sign that You might be into dudes.... Which i could careless about, but dont talk shit about our beloved Kate Upton!
Please post a pic of your back forty so we can do a side-by-side compare.
As long as she's not talking. And that says something when you're comparing her to Kate Upton.
Both are pretty much morans.
Well, that and SJU's voice is pretty much the worst thing in the world.
please...spell it correctly. You're killing my soul.
It's a meme, dude.
Just no. Fake tits are terrible.
from back when Justine Verlander jabbed Kate Upton in real life?
Take that sh!t over to the "go-to joke" thread!
"That must be why he hasn't been as good this year."
/Uninformed bandwagon fan.
For fleeting fun with Kate.
I mean, I don't think he's going to be hard up for dates; but he may find it difficult to ever really know if who he's dating likes him or just likes dating JUSTIN VERLANDER. So you gain some, you lose some.
Is that Randy Jackson on the left? Do you think Justin Verlander got him to sign one of his samurai swords?
was his high school sweetheart. Ice cold!
than never to have loved Kate Upton at all.
JV will be OK.
Before the whole Is Kate Upton Hot debate rages on. Give us all your top 5.
Kate Upton's aren't for everyone.
No order:
Meagan Good
Stacey Dash
Eva Mendes
Jessica Alba
Missy Peregyrm
Check out those clean lines!