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06/23/2016 - 8:44am I'm voting for her because I

I'm voting for her because I like cats and birds and neither does she

03/31/2016 - 11:35am The pontoon boats are out in

The pontoon boats are out in full swing, guys!

03/07/2016 - 12:35am I can't wait until this is

I can't wait until this is over so I can stop seeing these posts everyday


02/17/2016 - 1:26pm Could this be a subtle

Could this be a subtle indication of a new pipeline?

02/12/2016 - 11:32am He decommited because rooster

He decommited because rooster town sent free Pokemon cards

01/20/2016 - 3:52pm Downvoted for mentioning

Downvoted for mentioning vacation.

01/20/2016 - 3:52pm Downvoted for mentioning

Downvoted for mentioning popcorn.

01/20/2016 - 3:48pm Downvoted. 


01/15/2016 - 1:14pm Here are my thoughts...

I want to go back to Woodstock, Snoopy said.  Times were easy then.  The crowds swirled among the hoisted amps like footballs swirling the drain in tragic hallucinations of forgotten touchdown celebrations.  Play the music at the game, and remember all the good times, then.  Football lives on, and it will never surrender.  


Woodstock, Woodstock, take me home.  To the metaphorical allusion, and the congratulatory wheat fields of syntactically-grandiloquent aromatherapy.  Smells are words, and letters are nothing.  Take this train to nowhere, and never look back.  


The blues on the horizon have been shaded into ecstatic 18th-century toys.  Martin Wilson called, and he wants his alibi back.  Nothing I've said was a lie, from the very beginning.  


I wish you all a fantastic weekend, and a wonderful permanency.  Please, have a nice day.  May the forlorn conflagration of yesteryear never again devoir the frames of your yearning wooden houses.  Goodbye!

01/11/2016 - 11:52am A momentousness occasion

You've finally found an opportunity to use this GIF!  Those months collecting dust in your harddrive have finally paid off.

01/03/2016 - 2:24pm You could try reddit, they

You could try reddit, they always have all of the top insider info for free.  I found out about the bag man conspiracy there before anybody else was talking about it

01/02/2016 - 3:20pm Can you twerk?

Can you twerk?

10/19/2015 - 1:03am Really?

Apparently, in your mind, one's internet username on a college football sports forum is a direct reflection of their maturity.  That makes perfect sense.  


Please help me out then... what's the correct username I should have chosen in order to properly convey my maturity?  Any help here would be much appreciated.  

10/19/2015 - 12:55am Please point out where you

Please point out where you saw me suggest I "demand excellence."  

10/19/2015 - 12:53am No, obviously not.  Use your

No, obviously not.  Use your brain.  Why would I think that trying to injure someone and making a mistake are the same?  I'm saying it's ridiculous to suggest that nobody can ever criticize a college athlete.  

10/18/2015 - 4:21pm Are you really suggesting

Are you really suggesting it's wrong to criticize college athletes?  I guess you were singing that MSU lineman's praises after he tried to rip Denard's head off.


And please, show me where you think I criticized anyone.  Apparently, in your mind, stating someone's age is criticizing them.  

10/18/2015 - 4:19pm Please point out to me where

Please point out to me where you think you saw me lose my crap over a mistake he made.  (Assuming your comment was in direct reference to what I said.)

10/18/2015 - 4:10pm Your logic

What does the fact that I've never been a college football player have to do with anything?


That's like saying you're not allowed to criticize a movie because you've never been an actor.

10/18/2015 - 1:38pm Blake O'Neill is 22, he's not

Blake O'Neill is 22, he's not a kid.

10/11/2015 - 6:55am Haha

Haha oh man, I love these one-word "yes" or "no" replies.  They're always so wittily succinct and original.  Gets better every time I see it!

09/17/2015 - 6:36am The Arbiter of Laughter has spoken.

And credit from him?  My, oh my ... that's something to cherish forever.  The Arbiter's credit shall long remain in the heart of he who has so graciously been permitted to receive it.

08/23/2015 - 1:58pm I'm surprised...

I'm surprised StephenRKass didn't start this thread.

12/22/2014 - 12:27pm Truth hurts

I'm assuming everyone downvoting you loved watching V. Smith run up the gut for no gain.

10/27/2014 - 4:05pm Donnalsnoggle 


10/06/2014 - 4:04am The Arbiter of Jokes has

The Arbiter of Jokes has spoken!  Let it be known OP's joke attempt is Poor, and his attempt shall forever be known as Poor.

09/20/2014 - 3:12pm I don't understand football

I don't understand football concept I didn't know existed until Brian wrote about it.  Who else thinks this is a terrible mistake? 

08/17/2014 - 1:43pm Thanks for the

Thx for the recommendations, dewd.

08/05/2014 - 1:43pm It's...

It's just too perfect.  A golden moment.  Just too perfect.  Your post is perfect.  Thank you.

07/30/2014 - 9:08am Incorrect.

Oreos are hip and resonate with young people.

07/30/2014 - 9:06am Interesting...

Last season, someone (I forget who) said he saw black players and white players sitting separately, and not intermingling (while at a bar or restaurant or something).  He was bitched at and flamed massively.  


It would appear his observation was correct.  

03/23/2014 - 9:51am (No subject)

03/16/2014 - 12:46pm Great

This is the greatest thing I ever saw.  Posts like this are why I love Mgoblog.  Thank you Brian, sincerely and deeply.  I want to thank you deeply.  So deeply and meaningfully.  With so many adverbs.  I thank you adverbly.




12/13/2013 - 12:33pm I-I-I-I'm not sure how this works....

Should I...should I just ask?  I've never done this before...

11/11/2013 - 12:18pm I can't stop now, I have to

I can't stop now, I have to ride this thing all the way to the end.  Thanks for your suggestion, though.  And might I suggest something to you in return: get a life.  And stop arguing with strangers on the internet all day.

11/11/2013 - 10:34am The only thing lazier than a

The only thing lazier than a single-word "no" post is telling someone to get a life!  I don't even know what that means.  "Get a life."  You could use that insult for any occasion and it would still mean nothing.  "I disagree with this guy, so I'm going to tell him to get a life.  That will show him!"

11/11/2013 - 12:41am Oh look, the most unoriginal,

Oh look, the most unoriginal, lazy, inane post that can be made!  This must be the millionth time this year someone has come up with this hilarious, witty response!  Bravo, Dave!  I look forward to what other gems you can come up with!  Perhaps something else that requires absolutely zero thought and intelligence?  I hope so!

11/10/2013 - 1:13pm But if Hoke knows what's up

But if Hoke knows what's up and was getting after people behind closed doors, wouldn't we start seeing some change in play-calling?  Like some actual attempts to rectify the problems?

11/10/2013 - 1:06pm Here's the deal...

If a coach cares more about his personal relationships with his long-held friends than the success of his players and team, then he is a shit coach who doesn't actually care about the team or his players and doesn't deserve to coach them. 

Personally, I don't believe Hoke is that guy.  But we'll see.

11/10/2013 - 5:10am I'm in stage 5.  I went to

I'm in stage 5.  I went to bed last night chuckling to myself about knowing I would wake up to see Michigan had lost.  Then I had a brief fantasy that Michigan set an FBS record with over 1000 yards of total offense,  And then I entered NREM stage 1.  Then I woke up and saw Michigan had lost.  

11/10/2013 - 5:06am That's a pretty conservative

That's a pretty conservative prediction.

11/10/2013 - 3:17am Well,

You can talk about regression and coaching and putting players in a position to succeed and execution and youth and talent and whatever, but ... wait, I guess that's everything then, isn't it?  

Is there one magical answer that will solve everything?  Obviously not, and I know it's been said before, so I'm just continuing to say the same thing everybody has already said.  Whatever is going on is a combination of multiple factors that have added together to create a sum of shit.  We probably won't truly know what's going on until someone gets fired or the team starts improving or something else.  All I'm saying is that the team is pretty bad right now.  Sometimes, teams are bad, and sometimes, they get better, and sometimes, people get fired.    Not a groundbreaking opinion, I know.  And I'm contributing nothing to the conversation.  Am I being original?  No.  Am I being creative?  No.  So what is the point of me posting this?  There is no point.  This is worst post ever, and I accept that.

11/09/2013 - 4:07am I think Ace is my favorite

I think Ace is my favorite villian.  He's a pretty entertaining character and his sub-plots are always good troll fodder.

11/06/2013 - 1:59pm My perspective...

I have a huge problem with Gnome Chomsky.  His mischievous pranks and impish ways are totally unacceptable.  Something has got to change.

11/05/2013 - 10:44am Thanks for this.  Interesting

Thanks for this.  Interesting to see what the potential indicators are!  Seems like you have a bit of a Sam Webb-esque "gut instinct."  

11/03/2013 - 3:02am Painfully obvious

Quit trying to act so coolly detached, you knob.

11/03/2013 - 12:13am Hahahahaa

You jokers!  This shit-ass website is the only place where fans would fucking congratulate their most hated rival for beating them.  Grow some fucking balls!  Or would that negate everyone's pathetic fucking need to be PC?  You're all a bunch of bozos.  Get fucked!

10/24/2013 - 1:55pm What a nerd.

What a nerd.

10/20/2013 - 1:04pm Brilliant!

What a hilarious thing to say!  "No."  So simple, yet so effective!  Did you and the fellow from the QB-C thread plan this?  Because I have to say, it has me in stitches!  So, so clever.  And not dismissive in the slightest.  Bravo!  Keep up the good work!

10/20/2013 - 1:00pm Ah yes,

The classic mindless, inane, laziest post ever!  "No."  Hasn't been done before, mate!  Nice one!  Way to spur the conversation.  Trying to be funny?  Drop in that "no" with your sharp, ironic wit?  Well, you have succeeded!  And brilliantly!  I have to say that I've been spewing rice milk out my nose I've been laughing so hard!  I really hope to see more of your trademark wit down the line, as your insightful post has truly shown what intelligence and humor our little web community is capable of!

10/14/2013 - 12:59pm :(

If Hoke truly cares about this team and cares about Michigan and cares about his players, he'll do what needs to be done.  Which is fire Borges and Funk.  The head coach needs to know when there is a problem, needs to know what the problem is, and needs to fix it.  If he's unwilling or unable to fix the problem, then we need to wonder if he's the right guy.