OT: Darnell Dockett: Katherine Webb not my type
Darnell Dockett on Webb not being his type. It is a hilarious read to say the least.
Dockett told a Phoenix area radio station on Thursday that Webb isn't his type. "I would have got her if I really wanted her, but I don't think she's my type," Dockett said via Deadspin. "I'm not into thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. I like girls who you know have bad credit when they're 21."
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/nfl-rapidreports/21610956/cardinals-d…
January 25th, 2013 at 2:28 AM ^
or something?
January 25th, 2013 at 4:33 AM ^
MIKE JONES!
January 24th, 2013 at 8:28 PM ^
Poetry right there.
January 24th, 2013 at 10:02 PM ^
"You know. Girls that be in car crashes an die of leukemia an shit like dat. Some real ass bitches."
January 24th, 2013 at 8:30 PM ^
Would give up 2 limbs for 5 minutes. But his quotes are pretty hilarious.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:18 PM ^
Going without 2 limbs for 5 minutes is not much of a sacrifice...
/s
January 24th, 2013 at 10:45 PM ^
getting them back on is the hard part
January 24th, 2013 at 8:32 PM ^
I think she took it too serious, and Dockett's comments were priceless.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:57 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:35 PM ^
I have no idea what's going on.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:44 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:45 PM ^
File this under "WTF".
January 24th, 2013 at 8:47 PM ^
in other news, people are stupid...
January 24th, 2013 at 8:49 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:53 PM ^
No. Dockett made a joke on twitter the night of the title game saying he should take her out for some wings. Someone asked him about her in an interview and he gave an amusing answer.
January 24th, 2013 at 8:53 PM ^
She's dating someone who attends Alabama. Pretty big assumption we're making about those reading skills, don't you think?
January 24th, 2013 at 9:18 PM ^
Negged for using the term "butthurt".
I will also liberally Neg any and all posts using tO$U, fuckeyes, suckeys, Spartina etc.
January 24th, 2013 at 11:02 PM ^
Do you mind pointing your neg cannon at the pathetic Te'o jokes too?
January 25th, 2013 at 8:09 AM ^
With pleasure.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:18 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:50 PM ^
Nice Take Mitch!
Edit: Oops. Wrong Thread.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:32 PM ^
been there
January 25th, 2013 at 12:38 AM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:52 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:53 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 8:57 PM ^
FYI-"F%ck Lion" returns over 35 million results
January 24th, 2013 at 8:59 PM ^
From wikipedia: His mother was murdered in her home when Dockett was thirteen; no one was ever arrested for the crime. After his father died of cancer four months later, Dockett was raised by his uncle, Kevin Dockett
AND WE FELT BAD FOR TE'O THIS SEASON??????
January 24th, 2013 at 9:03 PM ^
I hope no one feels bad for Te'o. If they are, they've been duped harder than he says he was.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:03 PM ^
Deadspin gaining credibility???
January 24th, 2013 at 9:11 PM ^
Deadspin also broke the story about high school star Junior Etou a couple of days ago. Etou is actually 21 years old instead of 18. ESPN had previously listed him as one of there "ones to watch."
January 24th, 2013 at 9:06 PM ^
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January 24th, 2013 at 9:20 PM ^
#RealRecongizeReal
January 24th, 2013 at 9:21 PM ^
Wingstop in Philly! I'm going.
January 24th, 2013 at 10:11 PM ^
71st between Jeffrey and South Shore is probably the best now that the old #2 has closed. Not enough sauce on these though.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:28 PM ^
This, made my night confusing. But interesting. Thank you kind stranger
January 24th, 2013 at 9:28 PM ^
This, made my night confusing. But interesting. Thank you kind stranger
January 24th, 2013 at 9:33 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 9:36 PM ^
I can't stand it that she is famous...she is dating the Qb for Alabama and got Musberger hot and bothered....she isn't this hot that she should have special access at the super bowl
January 24th, 2013 at 9:40 PM ^
January 24th, 2013 at 9:40 PM ^
You seem mad.
January 24th, 2013 at 9:49 PM ^
you're taking it a little too much to heart, but I'm with you on the "she's not that hot." Unpoplularopinionalert: she's got a bit of a man-face.