OT: Darnell Dockett: Katherine Webb not my type

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Darnell Dockett on Webb not being his type. It is a hilarious read to say the least.

 

Dockett told a Phoenix area radio station on Thursday that Webb isn't his type. "I would have got her if I really wanted her, but I don't think she's my type," Dockett said via Deadspin. "I'm not into thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. I like girls who you know have bad credit when they're 21."

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Dubs

January 24th, 2013 at 8:28 PM ^

"I would have got her if I really wanted her, but I don't think she's my type," Dockett said via Deadspin. "I'm not into thinner girls and the modeling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. I like girls who you know have bad credit when they're 21."

Poetry right there.

TexasMaizeNBlue

January 24th, 2013 at 8:49 PM ^

Basically Dockett asks Webb out, she plays him by saying no, so he gets butthurt by saying all the "I'm into thick girls with stab wounds" bs. Apparently she is into educated guys that can read. The joke is more on Dockett than on Webb imo.

Bigfoot

January 24th, 2013 at 8:59 PM ^

From wikipedia: His mother was murdered in her home when Dockett was thirteen; no one was ever arrested for the crime. After his father died of cancer four months later, Dockett was raised by his uncle, Kevin Dockett

AND WE FELT BAD FOR TE'O THIS SEASON??????

BloomingtonBlue

January 24th, 2013 at 9:10 PM ^

I think this is really funny. It's refreshing to see people who still don't care what people think in this day and age.

coldnjl

January 24th, 2013 at 9:36 PM ^

I can't stand it that she is famous...she is dating the Qb for Alabama and got Musberger hot and bothered....she isn't this hot that she should have special access at the super bowl