Member for

13 years 5 months
Points
1459.00

Recent Comments

Date Title Body
I went to Kansas City for…

I went to Kansas City for that Elite 8 game against Oregon with my buddy (Purdue grad, they played right after against Kansas), and had burnt ends there. Holy cow, best barbecue I've ever had. Bummer of a couple games but damn, great food.

Didn't he do that because…

Didn't he do that because California law prevented him from getting NIL money at his age? He skirted the law to get cash and ended up where he wanted to be in the first place. A+ move.

That's false. It was just a…

That's false. It was just a blown call, a repeat from earlier in the game. Devin Gardner had a (or multiple) broken rib...the chance of winning the game there on a 2-pt was higher than going to OT.

About your "take Harbaugh…

About your "take Harbaugh out in handcuffs" concern, the pre-game show reported that Penn State's AD had indicated they would not interfere if Jim Harbaugh showed up to the game, so that seems unlikely.

Not up on Spotify as of yet…

Not up on Spotify as of yet. Last weeks' was late too. Distro slowdown?

Rutgers LB #17 covering…

Rutgers LB #17 covering grass...woof.

Make no mistake, the points…

Make no mistake, the points are offensive any way you look at it.

Did you watch Roman Wilson's…

Did you watch Roman Wilson's vlog for the MSU game? I can't help but crack up when he shows everyone in the locker room afterward. They are fantastic.

wut

wut

Bruh, if you think being…

Bruh, if you think being ugly precludes you from being a model, you have no idea about the industry. Maybe you're thinking of the stereotypical supermodel.

Reminds me of one icy…

Reminds me of one icy morning in high school, driving to swim practice in the early morning. Took a bend in the road a bit too fast and my car did a 540. Didn't hit anything, no damage, no other cars. Turned around and continued my drive.

A full minute after the spin was when my body dumped the adrenaline. I had to pull over because of the heart pounding and heavy breathing. People's reactions to stress can and are completely different from one another.

The guy's avatar is Dave…

The guy's avatar is Dave Brandon. Hopefully in jest.

These guys were so…

These guys were so infuriatingly good, I remember their names better than our own QBs names for this entire time period.

Matt Damon

Matt Damon

The seat cushion seller…

The seat cushion seller quote was pretty funny. He probably didn't think so later though.

Welcome to message boards!…

Welcome to message boards! You have to have an extreme opinion or you are dismissed by both sides.

Well, they apparently had a…

Well, they apparently had a fake called on one of those and hiked it to the punter accidentally. If that goes to the upback it's a certain first down and likely TD. Cyan longsnapper?

What's confusing? Star down …

What's confusing? Star down = top 250 recruit. Star means dangerman (you would know this if you ever looked at one before). Seth does a special "Blackshirt" symbol for Nebraska defensive dangerman.

We haven't played Illinois…

We haven't played Illinois yet. Perhaps once that game is over we'll be ranked over OSU. It's clear the committee has major issues, so who knows.

Buttgers.


Buttgers.

You're absolutely right. The…

You're absolutely right. The ascension of the OL and having the best running backs since Mike Hart is huge. I just wonder how good this offense could be if you added a legit passing offense to it.

I dunno how true that is…

I dunno how true that is. Parkinggod's 2016 MSU highlights came up on my feed the other day. Amara Darboh caught just about everything thrown to him by Speight. Speight's numbers? 16/25 for 244 yards, 1 INT [JJ was 15/25, 167 yards, 1 TD]. Darboh had 8 receptions for 165 yards. Jake Butt and Jehu Chesson had a few catches each.

I'd argue that Darboh/Chesson/Butt are better receivers than Bell/Wilson/Schoon but JJ has to be better than Wilton Speight right? Woof.

Go to 2015 Penn State (I picked this because I went to the game). Jake Rudock was 25 for 38(!), 256 yards, 2 TD, 1 INT. The receiver trio above all had 65+ yards each.

So Harbaugh has not *always* had a must-run team. All we heard about this team before the season is that the receiving room is one of the best ever for the team and JJ McCarthy could be a Heisman candidate. Is it wrong for fans to want at minimum the passing success that they've seen from previous Harbaugh Michigan teams?

Oh god now I remember Jason…

Oh god now I remember Jason Gingell. Please no more name drops.

You are saying that the…

You are saying that the football team changes its colors based upon their offensive strategy? An interesting take.

ECU is actually decent this…

ECU is actually decent this year. The other two are decidedly not.

Why is that Italian man…

Why is that Italian man wearing a feather and animal bones?!

Yeah...it takes zero effort…

Yeah...it takes zero effort to post the link. Thanks for that.

You mean battery, but I…

You mean battery, but I agree, strongly.

Can't wait for the WPOPE.

Can't wait for the WPOPE.

I'm also hoping to see more…

I'm also hoping to see more Andrel Anthony. My main thought on offense through the last two games was: where is he?

Hey, an actual thought-out…

Hey, an actual thought-out response instead of "Herp derp, we play Maryland Saturday". +1 insightful.

Starting the post with some…

Starting the post with some sexism is always a good take!

This is one game I'm not sad…

This is one game I'm not sad about missing. WD's recap vid will be sufficient.

Seth, no one's mentioned…

Seth, no one's mentioned this yet: JJ is listed as number 9 but is the 12th ticket.

I always loved these posts, thanks for making one for the spring game!

If you watch WD's highlight…

If you watch WD's highlight video you can hear them play it at the kickoff and let the crowd take over.

 

https://youtu.be/6HD5c5znYwo?t=1589

 

Typical sore losers in the…

Typical sore losers in the comments. Cry about "class" as if your entire team and fanbase has any.

The mental game is just as…

The mental game is just as important as the X's and O's, if not more so. It doesn't make the win any less.

So...the athletic department…

So...the athletic department? They're the ones selling tickets to OSU fans with freebies Rutgers and NIU.

That call was atrocious, no…

That call was atrocious, no one lined up over center, just go straight forward. Haskins had the cutback though, didn't see it.

Practicing the wrong thing…

Practicing the wrong thing all the time and expecting it to work when you want it is a recipe for disaster. I very much doubt that's the plan and am more convinced that he's just not making the reads or made up his mind before the snap, especially considering his passing.

Fruit salad is a no go. When…

Fruit salad is a no go. When I muddle, I'm muddling sugar and bitters, with the orange peel getting pushed around the outsides. That said I'm usually just doing simple syrup, it's quicker.

Your wife likes at least two…

Your wife likes at least two cocktails then! Try a Paloma sometime, that might be another one she'll dig.

Ah, I see. Yeah, should have…

Ah, I see. Yeah, should have just tried to plow forward, definitely a poor decision.

Label your graphs. It's so…

Label your graphs. It's so hard to understand.

I don't really understand…

I don't really understand your comment. JJ lost yards on the last play because Nebraska's defense knew exactly what play was coming and blitzed perfectly to counter it. How is that the same reason as McNamara's foot getting stepped on?

The Aviril-lavingning?

The Aviril-lavingning?

I believe TRU TV is where…

I believe TRU TV is where you go to watch shows with 90s grainy video of car chases while that guy with the ominous voice narrates.

I thought they got one…

I thought they got one single turnover, a five-second violation. I agree though, it didn't really do anything for them.

Drive? To San Antonio? What?

Drive? To San Antonio? What?

You're goddamn right.

You're goddamn right.