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Race is always going to be…

Race is always going to be an issue in this country, and this thread has only further reinforced that fact for me.

I'm not calling out anyone in either direction, it just is what it is at this point.

 

My response to JTT and the…

My response to JTT and the rest of the turd burglars down south-

 

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Come with it. 

0-4.

That is all.

Yes, OSU sucks.

Yes, OSU sucks.

Good news, everyone.

Bruce…

Good news, everyone.

Bruce Feldman thinks he's coached his last game at U of M.

Based upon established precedent, I believe that increases the odds Harbaugh stays by at least 85%.

 

https://youtu.be/2cCLGgeIqTI?si=HA2J1SGsy1oqNNw3

Cool he can go 0-4 and then…

Cool he can go 0-4 and then listen to OSU fans invent some other excuse for why they can't beat Michigan anymore.

This 'bout some bullshit.

This 'bout some bullshit.

There, I summarized it accurately for everyone.

My patience is at an end…

My patience is at an end...good day, sir.

I don't know how anyone sees…

I don't know how anyone sees the dissemination of this story in the media as anything but a bad sign.

I want Harbaugh to stay more than anything, but it's pretty clear he's looking for reasons to go. If you're deluding yourself on that front, go with God I guess.

Doesn't mean he won't be coaching Michigan next year. Just means all things being equal, his preference is probably to be coaching in the NFL. For a non dumpster fire of a franchise, if at all possible.

Based on-

(A) He has not…

Based on-

(A) He has not signed a contract extension, which I have a hard time believing would not be done already if that's what BOTH sides wanted. Takes two to tango, etc.

(B) Long-standing NFL interest with several potentially appealing options available this time around (LA Chargers being one).

(C) The not insignificant chance he could be suspended for a portion or the entirety of next year over what I think we all universally agree is complete bullshit. Plus possibly facing scholarship reductions and other nonsense penalties.

(D) Harbaugh probably just getting tired at this point of dealing with the NCAA.

(E) The possibility of him finishing on the mountain top with a national championship.

 

So there's five bullet points I gave you in response to the always intellectually stimulating, "Lol, based on what?"

I'll repeat that I don't know, just like you don't know. That's my opinion, it's a message board. I don't actually disagree with anything else you wrote.

 

Unfortunately, based upon…

Unfortunately, based upon all available evidence I think  I have to concur with this sentiment.

Furthest thing from an insider, but it seems pretty obvious to me that Jim will be coaching in the NFL next year- which to be clear I do NOT want to happen. This has been a golden age of U of M football, faux Stallions scandal be damned. Best to enjoy it while it lasts, gentlemen.

 

I can help her become an as…

I can help her become an as of yet (and let's be honest, might always will be) unpublished writer who would rather be poor than continue to work full time in the legal profession. If that's of any interest, hit me up.

 

And I help poor people, by the way- and make pretty good money as a lawyer on top of it!

 

But good luck to her, and go with God. 

I mean, as a U of M fan, I…

I mean, as a U of M fan, I personally love Ryan Day. I hope OSU keeps him forever.

Good man, appreciator of the private investigatory arts, and one helluva model American.

 

I need an AI to help me…

I need an AI to help me figure out this fucking thread.

What I've taken from this…

What I've taken from this thread is we need to work on-

 

(1) Coverage

 

(2) Goal line Defense

 

(3) Tackling

 

So, everything. Basically.

 

Margot Robbie is mid.

 

11-0

 

Beat Ohio

 

There's like 200 million…

There's like 200 million people in the "deep state," you realize that right? We are complete shit at being a clandestine network, I'll grant you that much.

The username checks out…

The username checks out given the amount of unmitigated self-flagellation on display.

 

I blame your parents.

I blame your parents.

You're such a transparent…

You're such a transparent trolling dickhead.

I respect the game, though.

You should definitely quit…

You should definitely quit posting in defiance. I will 100% support you in this endeavor. Draw a line in the sand. 

Jesus Christ I had no idea…

Jesus Christ I had no idea how many U of M grads work for the US intelligence apparatus. The disinformation and baseless group think being exhibited in my brief perusal of these comments is Stasi level.

I'm not going to provide the dozens and dozens of evidentiary links that would help disprove this childish Baby Boomer era nonsense that you all keep pushing for some inexplicable reason. By now, if you want to be in the dark its because youre willfilly keeping you're head in the sand. As Dr Gary Nolan has stated it's an intelligence test at this point. You would have already failed. When/if you obtain SCIF access you'll be able to see everything you need to finally STFU, but you are not seeing what is being shown in a classified setting. Robertson Panel. The FBI implanting undercover agents in UFO groups as far back as the 1950s like they were the Black Panther party. Totally normal behavior by our government. There is a literal collection of notes from physicist Eric Davis that has been read into the Congressional record where the director of intelligence for the Joint Chiefs of Staff acknowledges the existence of hidden SAP-based crash retrieval programs in the early 2000s. The Wilson Davis Memo- public record. Eric Davis by the way (1) refuses to publically refute the contents of said memo to this day and (2) continues to be allowed to work on top secret US based technology programs by our government despite that fact. Why would that be allowed to continue in light of the foegoing?

We are not remotely on their level. It is a fact that UAP technology is classified at the level of WMDs- because both the power sources and actual technology are not merely game changing, they are potentially world-ending. Bill and Danny Dipshit down the street are not going to be granted public access to this stuff. Nor should they be. Sorry guys if you're actually that stupid. If Costa Rica reverse engineers this tech first, they become the worlds hyperpower overnight. As stated yesterday there is likely a combination of holographic theory and interdimensional physics at play which these comments make abundantly clear we are not intellecually capable of even conceiving of at this point let alone grasping and harnessing. The inane supposition that because our erector set brains are not capable of perceiving (likely) AI-based technology that is potentially millions of years more advanced than ours and may not even be existing in the same dimensional space as us makes me honestly wonder where some of you in fact got your degrees. They can move between dimensions but should be completely powerless against Polaroid cameras, apparently. Nah, they wouldn't have an app for that...

It is what it is. They're here, it's clear, get used to it.

Good news I guess is if they wanted us dead it would have been done by now.  The bad news is sometimes it takes a second for you to break up with a shitty girlfriend. This may just be a stay of execution.

...to die in a Tire Fire.

 …

...to die in a Tire Fire.

 

FIFY

The Fuck

The Fuck

"...and that was when…

"...and that was when Dickens decided it was time to put the football fandom aside to pursue more substantive literary endeavors."

Dude did JJ McCarthy sleep…

Did JJ McCarthy sleep with your wife or something? Your history is just non stop JJ shit posting.

This is very analytical…

This is very analytical thank you, MGo really does need to formulate some kind of Bad Vibe Quantifier

I don't know what you're…

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

 

Michigan should post that…

Michigan should post that shit directly above its' weight room door.

BEAT IOWA

BEAT IOWA

Aidan is Paul Sunday to…

Aidan is Paul Sunday to Adain's Eli.  Little known fact.

Everyone loves to make fun…

Everyone loves to make fun of U of M because we lose to Ohio State every year.  

I don't really disagree with anything else you said but I suspect everyone (players and coaches included) would be a lot more satisfied if we didn't, you know, do that this year.  Just this once.

Let's all have nice things for Christmas.

Who is Strong Woman?  Need…

Who is Strong Woman?  Need more info.

This appeared lengthy.

This appeared lengthy.

You first.

You first.

Rooting for the meteor,…

Rooting for the meteor, hopefully.

I mean, #1 had been working…

I mean, #1 had been working out for him all things considered until #2, but now he has to go get hired for a real job, so...yes.

Had a long term bipolar GF

Had a long term bipolar GF while at U of M (and thereafter), can confirm this is accurate, and that it is scary to behold.

Ask those people if the

Ask those people if the long-term impact of winning a national championship with Shea Patterson at the helm will chase away current or potential future players.

That being said with next year's schedule even going 11-1 with an otherwise NC-caliber squad would be something akin to a miracle, but Patterson has always and continues to pass the eyeball test in terms of looking like the type of QB who can get you there, right now, so you take him and worry about that other shit later.

Yeah, lack of focus on

Yeah, lack of focus on beating our rivals, that's the ticket, definitely why the WL against MSU is what it is is.

It's not at all due to the literal Play of the Milennium and/or the fact we had a...less than Ideal QB playing in monsoon-like conditions creating 5 turnovers and leading to a loss of 4 points.  They won, we lost, it is is what it is but the circumstances would suggest to a higher form of intelligence than resides in EL that maybe they should keep their mouths shut and be glad for the good fortune which has befallen them.

But MSU is totally the balls, we should all just ask sir for another as Dantonio continues to place Michigan in his mouth any time someone asks him what the weather is like outside.

As far as I'm concerned, for this if nothing else, I'm not really too geared up about anyone talking shit to MSU right now, forgive me...

 

https://thinkprogress.org/michigan-state-nassar-accountable-eded1a15229e/

 

How could anyone not trust

How could anyone not trust Gucci...Mane?

I'm not even disagreeing but

I'm not even disagreeing but recognize you're taking issue with what would be the required, real-world time expenditure on the part of armies traveling to and fro as depicted on a show centered largely around the oncoming ice zombie apocalypse...

At least he didn't take

At least he didn't take everything from you...

You "normally don't report

You "normally don't report things that (you) hear from inside the program?"  You have 0 points attributed to your username.  You etiher don't normally report things at all (in which case, you're likely a troll), or the things you normally report are terrible and/or misinformed.

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Not what I expected when I read the thread title...

Message I specifically took

Message I specifically took from Bryce Dallas Howard's character arc:  if you're an unmarried woman who is career-oriented and has no kids, YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT.  And, also, potential dino-bait until you find a big strapping man to protect you, and children to look after who will help give rise to your latent motherly instincts.  tThese being really the only reasons a person with a vagina such as yourself exists, no?

Yes, I know, it's a movie about dinosaurs, but still I found it to be kind of a dickish and incredibly antiquated (not so) subliminal message to be communicating, particularly to young girls, and especailly after Mad Max found a way to combine supreme action badassery with a really thoughtful, subversive critique of patriarchy.  

But, the dinosaur action was pretty good I suppose, and I wasn't going in expecting anything more really.

It was aiight, basically.

...at life.  But not

...at life.  But not football, unfortunately.

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"I'll take, 'Things A Man

"I'll take, 'Things A Man Accused of Domestic Violence Should Never Say In Regard To The Woman Involved' for $800, Alex."

Is that a GIF, or evidence?

Is that a GIF, or evidence?

Did your mother have any children that

Did your mother have any children that lived?