"Rutgers was the crown jewel of conference expansion"

Submitted by M2NASA on

For your morning enjoyment and hilarity...

http://www.offtackleempire.com/2016/7/6/12105808/rutgers-rising-you-don…

Between a top-10 recruiting base, a lack of any meaningful in-state competition, a powerhouse conference, the biggest media market in the country, and a rabid, growing fanbase, Rutgers is poised to join the upper echelon of college football dynasties in the 2020s.

This has caused a fair share of angst throughout the Midwest. As Rutgers rises and traditional power programs fall (looking at you Nebraska), the football world has experienced some pretty serious cognitive dissonance. This can't be right they say. So hands are wrung, excuses are made, and facts are swept aside.

 

"Rutgers was the crown jewel of conference expansion.

No other school combined the desirable traits that conferences wanted to the same degree. No other school has the potential and no other school would be as excited to join the Big Ten. It's the perfect acquisition and one that will pay dividends to both parties for decades."

 

And your piece-de-resistance...

"Rutgers is poised to become the LSU of the Northeast."

SBo

July 12th, 2016 at 9:26 AM ^

The hilarious part of this is that Rutgers does have no in state competition for recruits. But they're so fucking terrible that Michigan can pluck those recruits at will.

LSAClassOf2000

July 12th, 2016 at 9:32 AM ^

Bottom line: there is such thing as a Rutgers fan. By this estimate there are 600,000 Rutgers fans in New York city alone and around a million of them around the country, mostly in New Jersey.

The article was pretty chuckleworthy, but that part missed a good opportunity to talk about the general problems that occasionally arise with self-reported statistics and potential exaggeration of the number based on the tendency of people to have fun with those doing the survey.

 

MGoStretch

July 12th, 2016 at 1:22 PM ^

That was my favorite part as well (aside from the fact the article reads like a high schooler wrote it). It made me think of the scene in The Social Network. "A millions fans aren't cool Rutgers. You know what's cool? A billion fans". Also, fans in space (b------s).

1VaBlue1

July 12th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^

I finally read the story - entertainingly amusing!  I like that UM has "pios fans" and that OSU is a "somber" environment.  Honestly, I've never considered OSU to be somber...  They are a lot of things, none of which could be considered 'somber'!

But I was interested to learn that fallacy #1 - Rutgers is a university, not a college!  That makes all the difference, now I know Rutgers is truely on the rise...  I fear for Michigan's future.

 

HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!   AHHH!! I just can't keep a straight face saying that!

1VaBlue1

July 12th, 2016 at 9:41 AM ^

BTW, how hard is it for the NY metro area (~20M in population) to fill a ~50,000 seat stadium when its the only game in town?  But congrats on that, Rutgers...

unWavering

July 12th, 2016 at 9:41 AM ^

Offtackle Empire is garbage. They are very biased against Michigan (only written like 3 things pertaining to Michigan in the last 5 months or so, which is odd for the presumed conference favorite).

Icehole Woody

July 12th, 2016 at 9:44 AM ^

And Michigan is Rutgers' rival target #1. Why would Delany let this monster into the Big Ten? So scared of the day when they find a Rutgers Teddy bear on the block M in Michigan stadium!

Real Tackles Wear 77

July 12th, 2016 at 9:50 AM ^

This article was the author's final exam in Trolling 101, and he got an A+. There is no way he actually believes any of what was written, yet he got all of us (and probably every other legit college sports publication out there) rolling up tons of comments, generating hundreds of thousands of page views his rag would've never gotten. He's probably already leveraged this story into a better job.

Late Bluemer

July 12th, 2016 at 9:56 AM ^

No one in the NYC metro area gives a crap about Rutgers.  If they wanted to penetrate that market they would have been better off getting Notre Dame (still the most popular team in NY by far, unfortunately) or maybe Syracuse.

M-Dog

July 12th, 2016 at 10:05 AM ^

People in New York City look down their noses at anything New Jersey.  

They also don't give a rats ass about college football when they have the Giants and Jets and even Yankees and Mets competing for attention in the fall.

So why in the world would they care for a New Jersey college football team?

Conneticut is close by too, but that does not mean that NYC is going to care about UConn Water Polo.

Being close by is not enough.  There are a million things that are close by to NYC.

 

 

One Armed Bandit

July 12th, 2016 at 10:42 AM ^

And the shouting match between Dantonio and Flood over who is overlooked the most. It's almost like Rutgers looked at MSU's mindset and said, "Yeah, we want to be like those guys," and ran with it.

Perkis-Size Me

July 12th, 2016 at 10:43 AM ^

Well if some random Rutgers homer (didn't know those existed) says it on the Internet, it must be true.

I don't really get it. You're coming off a 4-8 season, your entire athletic program from top to bottom is a complete joke. It's coming off scandal after scandal, and after you've gone out and made a good (but very unproven) hire, you think all of a sudden Michigans, Ohio States, and Alabamas of the world are trembling in their cleats. What has Rutgers done, ever, in the entire history of their program, to make elite programs have cause for concern?

Lotttt of tough talk and shit smacking from a school that has done nothing of any sort to earn that right. In a loaded Eastern division, with their state's top talent getting picked clean every single year, they'll be lucky to win 8 games a year.



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JamieH

July 12th, 2016 at 11:04 AM ^

now every idiot has a platform to voice their moronic opinion. 

Hey, if Rutgers is so desirable as an expansion target, can we convince some OTHER conference to take them?  I've heard the Big 12 is a few teams short these days......

buckeyejonross

July 12th, 2016 at 11:06 AM ^

To provide some context (as a regular commenter at OTE) this article was a guest piece written by a Rutgers fan in response to another guest piece posted the day before talking about whether Rutgers was a paper tiger or not. Instead of a team preview during 4th of July week, OTE paused the previews and just ran fanshots. Unfortunately, we got 1,000+ Rutgers comments in two days.

gwkrlghl

July 12th, 2016 at 11:08 AM ^

They are not on the rise. We acquired their assets. All their best players and their media market is there to be utilized by the rest of the Big Ten. Unless they stumble upon their equivalent of Urban Meyer coming up thru the ranks, they will always be the Purdue of the East

DGM06

July 12th, 2016 at 11:27 AM ^

Rutgers has always had the ingredients for success that the author references, yet they've never become a power. It's not like Rutgers is all of a sudden in a recruiting hotbed and a highly populated region; that's been the case forever and they're still the worst athletic department in the Big Ten.

Can they improve? Sure, but it'll take a catalyst beyond what they already have, because what they already have isn't nearly enough.

Wolverine 73

July 12th, 2016 at 1:00 PM ^

I would bet any amount of money that guy doesn't have a single name of anyone associated with the Big Ten who has expressed even an iota of angst about Rutgers dominating the conference.

drzoidburg

July 12th, 2016 at 2:07 PM ^

even if all that turned out to be true, the actual motives for inviting them were entirely about NY tv market. Far and away the most important consideration should be football success, and it was clearly not even a factor. I can think of a number of teams in various conferences that were supposed to be 'uplifted' simply by their invitation and it didn't work that way, but it doesn't matter. It's not our job to be in the business of making shit programs successful and in the process, throw away a game a year that could be spent playing arkansas or whoever instead

Maizenblueball

July 12th, 2016 at 2:59 PM ^

I've never cared about Rutgers in my entire life, until recently.  Now, I want Harbaugh and crew to beat them senseless.  Run up the score on those jackasses.

Mr. Elbel

July 12th, 2016 at 3:49 PM ^

Rutgers is not a crown jewel. Maybe more like a rock on a gravel road that only gets traffic when the farmer's wife calls the cops because grandpa's drunk again.