Please someone buy this and burn it!!!!
Mr. Plow (Boren for the uninformed) Michigan jersey up for sale on ebay:
Please someone purchase and organize a burning for the week before the game.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:13 PM ^
$175? I'd rather buy a custom jersey and wear it as opposed to a used jersey and burn it. Sorry.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:18 PM ^
October 19th, 2011 at 4:19 PM ^
Better Idea...How about YOU buy it and I'll burn it?
October 19th, 2011 at 4:36 PM ^
If you guys like burning stuff I live down here in Ohio and for a small fee I'll be only TOO happy to raid my local Target & Dick's Sporting Good stores for OSU crap. Then again with only a small, nominal mark-up I will sell that shit back to you so you can set it on fire.
October 19th, 2011 at 9:15 PM ^
Can you buy me some Michigan jerseys? I hear they're selling like hotcakes down there.
October 19th, 2011 at 9:59 PM ^
I heard Hoke has changed the tide in the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
October 20th, 2011 at 11:42 AM ^
...is that years from now, new Michigan freshmen will join this board, see people posting this, and be trolled almost as hard as the guy who wrote it.
Keep the dream alive, DeathToTheBCS.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:22 PM ^
My ass he only wears a size 46.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:26 PM ^
Squint your eyes and it looks like a onesy. Perfect for a little baby
October 19th, 2011 at 4:35 PM ^
Now Bucknuts are selling Michigan Jerseys? Whose violation its that?
October 19th, 2011 at 4:38 PM ^
October 19th, 2011 at 4:56 PM ^
A tissue testing factory down there? he's qualified...
October 19th, 2011 at 9:10 PM ^
...he probably couldn't get anyone to trade him a car or tattoo for it in Ohio.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:39 PM ^
Everyone has to make a living...even ex-Tresselites
October 19th, 2011 at 4:41 PM ^
At first glance it looks like either a giant onesie a large baby would wear or a long underwear piece, similar to what I imagine a plow driver throws on the morning after a hard snow.
October 19th, 2011 at 4:47 PM ^
It has "hit marks"?
I call FAKE.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:22 PM ^
Goddamn it, I thought this was going to be a thread about a couch. Oh wait, this isn't East Lansing....
October 19th, 2011 at 5:02 PM ^
I think Hoke has changed the tide on the rivalry. Hell people in Ohio are starting to believe him. Never in a million years I would have thought that. Selling Michigan jerseys is a good start.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:13 PM ^
from stuffing himself and getting too out of shape for the conditioning drills? Big surprise he wasn't even drafted. Good luck selling that piece of shit for $175.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:17 PM ^
If only Michigan jerseys were being bought in Ohio. That would really turn the tide of the rivalry.
**Sorry, didnt see your comment zohizzle. Not trying to steal your thunder**
October 19th, 2011 at 6:31 PM ^
you are forgiven
October 19th, 2011 at 5:35 PM ^
This just might be the thing to get rid of The Kurse. What is The Kurse, you ask? I graduated from U of M 25 years ago. We've lost every home game I've attended since then. This isn't just the Rodriguez years - it goes back 15 years. Games against Wisonsin, Illinois, Ohio State in 2007, the Toledo game, Penn State two years ago, Iowa last year. No, you can not pin Appalachian State on me - I was nowhere near the stadium.
In any case, I'm going to the Ohio State game this year and have been looking for some sort of Buckeye voodoo doll, or some other item I can sacrifice to the Michigan Gods. I have googled "Curse Removal" only to be presented with a list of psychic websites - I'm not doing that.
But maybe a Boren jersey would be the perfect thing to exorcize. I'd hate to put money into that guy's pocket, but it might be worth it.
If anyone has any ideas on how to rid myself of this heinous Kurse, I'm open to suggestions.
October 19th, 2011 at 5:49 PM ^
how to reverse the kurse? why, kill 3 goats at midnight at midfield in the bighouse while singing the victors, of course
October 19th, 2011 at 8:04 PM ^
Or have Craig James kill 5 more hookers at SMU.
October 19th, 2011 at 6:11 PM ^
You must burn the Boren Jersey over Woody's grave....
Burial:
Union Cemetery
Columbus
Franklin County
Ohio, USA
Plot: NEW CEMETERY-1946 ADDITION SECTION 12 Lot :37 Space :4
October 19th, 2011 at 7:09 PM ^
October 19th, 2011 at 8:39 PM ^
My guess is thus was before they headed to the Tostitos Fiesta bowl.
October 19th, 2011 at 11:42 PM ^
...is going to be pissed if OSU gets invited to the R&L Carriers New Orleans Bowl.
October 19th, 2011 at 7:38 PM ^
graffiti "Justice" right at the top... there is just so much it would stand for.
October 19th, 2011 at 10:39 PM ^
Idiot
October 19th, 2011 at 10:13 PM ^
of the photographer in the headstone - just missing the cooler
October 19th, 2011 at 5:56 PM ^
...like a good price for a circus tent.
October 19th, 2011 at 6:24 PM ^
we really should just ask ridiculous questions and see if we can get them posted with answers. something along the lines "is the jersey still soaked in boren's tears from when practices got too hard?"
October 19th, 2011 at 7:09 PM ^
I wish there was a comment section on the posting...that could have been fun.
October 19th, 2011 at 7:40 PM ^
Fighting fire with fire, you say? Too much like a Bucknut or Sparty for me.
October 19th, 2011 at 7:52 PM ^
As said earlier, no way in hell he wears a 46. Thats basically equivalent to a small...
October 19th, 2011 at 7:59 PM ^
If it could heat this drafty old ranch in which I live for the next five months, I would consider it, since the gas bill starts to get a little painful around this time of the year.
October 19th, 2011 at 8:06 PM ^
I think this was sold at the Garage Sale this year. Definitely saw pics of it there. For reference, I got a Moosman jersey at the sale that is size 50+4. This is probably legit.
October 19th, 2011 at 8:28 PM ^
This is game used by Boren - it won't fit anybody on this board.
October 19th, 2011 at 9:53 PM ^
Fake
Fake... either that or it didn't come officially from Michigan. Cannot be sold per NCAA regs with a player's name on the back.
Move along, nothing to see here.
October 20th, 2011 at 12:59 AM ^
October 20th, 2011 at 1:09 AM ^
October 20th, 2011 at 2:04 AM ^
Look now we can have a Bonfire... Same Size 46 and Number but in Adidas.
ebay.com/itm/Game-Worn-Michigan-Adidas-Football-Jersey-/270835560838
October 20th, 2011 at 7:13 AM ^
that held all the clown jerseys the team wore up at MSU. It should be burned in a huge bonfire on the Diag M.
October 20th, 2011 at 1:19 PM ^