OT: Biggest hockey jersey fail ever?
I'd never heard of the Florida Everblades before, but the guys in the pix look positively mortified having to wear those things.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Pass-or-Fail-Are-Flori…
December 13th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^
it's like a christmas tree on ice..
could those be worse than what rutgers.. er, i mean OSU' wore against us?
December 13th, 2010 at 2:33 PM ^
EPIC FAIL!
December 13th, 2010 at 2:35 PM ^
is a sin.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
Looks like something most of the old dudes in Florida would wear around. Fits right in.
Its minor league hockey in FLORIDA, what do you expect.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:49 PM ^
It appears that one of the two teams plans on
*puts on sunglasses*
getting lit up.
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH
December 13th, 2010 at 3:42 PM ^
I was gonna plus you for the embed, but then I saw the jersey and thought I'd neg you for perpetuating that jersey pic.
so, even-stevens.
December 13th, 2010 at 8:43 PM ^
my eyes, they burn.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^
IIRC, the Toledo Storm used to have similar Christmas jerseys -- some hideous combination of green and red. Those jerseys and the hardcore fans yelling "KICK THEIR ASS" before the end of the national anthem (so classy) are the extent of my Toledo Storm memories.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:44 PM ^
Kick there ass at the end of the national anthem and the we're gonna wipe the shit out of you chant. The walleye is nothing compared to the storm days.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:36 PM ^
Yamma-hamma its fright night. The team name "Florida Everblades" might be the worst part. I wonder if they play in the Leaders or the Legends division, I mean who comes up with this stuff? AMIRITE?
December 13th, 2010 at 2:37 PM ^
... on the socks are a nice touch.
Really getting into the holiday spirit down there, aren't they?
December 13th, 2010 at 2:38 PM ^
hmm, everblade sounds like either:
a) A mythical weapon you gain by achieving level 77 experience on Final Fantasy 2;
or
b) A ladies' razor. In holiday-themed colors, of course.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
That is fug-nasty. If they had to do that because they lost a bet, I wonder what they would have gotten if they had won.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:39 PM ^
have lost a terrible bet. A terrible terrible bet.
December 13th, 2010 at 3:01 PM ^
Look how "mighty" that duck is comming out of the ice! To be fair though that team never had a chance to have a decent jersey being saddled with such a horrible name. Since they dropped the 'Mighty' part the current ones aren't too horrible.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:40 PM ^
they are worse than any of these
http://www.faniq.com/blog/Ugliest-Hockey-Jerseys-Ever-Blog-18743
December 13th, 2010 at 2:47 PM ^
You may be right, those look like little kids pajamas.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:57 PM ^
December 13th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
eeeeeeeew. Nasty jerseys right there. I think the tuxedoes were my "favorites."
December 13th, 2010 at 2:58 PM ^
OMFG. You're right.
I almost messed myself at "Uterus Jersey."
December 13th, 2010 at 3:12 PM ^
December 13th, 2010 at 3:29 PM ^
Had to be a bunch of drunk college kids who designed that thing.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:50 PM ^
Hey, that's not so bad!
Regards,
December 13th, 2010 at 2:53 PM ^
I think they were going with a theme from the movie Rollerball, starring James Caan.
December 13th, 2010 at 2:53 PM ^
like a two-handed chop to the nuts from behind or the butt-end of the stick in somebody's mouth when the refs ain't looking.
December 13th, 2010 at 3:04 PM ^
I saw the carolina stingrays play the everglades last winter. Their normal jersey is not that bad.
There is nothing that can redeem the current "Happy Holidays" abomination.
December 13th, 2010 at 3:18 PM ^
Those jerseys look like they were trying to make the ugliest possible. They definitely succeeded.
December 13th, 2010 at 3:56 PM ^
Their shorts could be jorts
December 13th, 2010 at 4:31 PM ^
Those '80s Nugget jerseys look like they were designed by an Atari 2600 game developer. Dig Dug, maybe?
December 13th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
those are lame hockey jerseys, but would make for SWEET club lacrosse jerseys
December 13th, 2010 at 5:25 PM ^
its only missing a cowboy hat painted onto the helmet or spurs painted on the skates
December 13th, 2010 at 6:11 PM ^
If only they did have those, they would go quite perfectly with the big-ass-handcuffs and the giant belt buckle.
December 13th, 2010 at 5:09 PM ^
Is that an alternate MSU hockey jersey in the top pic?
December 14th, 2010 at 6:33 AM ^
no clue, i think it might be the habs, or a CDN JR team.
stragely enough, i was looking for the silver alternates MSU wore around 2002, IIRC.
December 13th, 2010 at 10:05 PM ^
It's a throwback jersey the monteal canadiens wore last year.
December 13th, 2010 at 4:13 PM ^
WOW I wasnt really fan of the jerseys on Sat but now I am
December 13th, 2010 at 4:41 PM ^
The jerseys are bad enough, but minor league hockey in the everglades is the quintessence of "fail."