OT: Awesome Line about Michigan / Ohio in Glee
My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two -- anyway, there was an awesome one-liner on the show tonight:
"You ever look at a map? Ohio is like a giant turd that Michigan just can't pinch off."
There was also a reference in a prior episode to Michigan dominating Ohio in recruiting. See link:
http://storify.com/RLenziBlade/glee-fans-the-flames-of-the-ohio-state-michigan-r
September 13th, 2012 at 11:10 PM ^
"My wife"...
September 13th, 2012 at 11:17 PM ^
Had to throw in the disclaimer, but I must admit the show is pretty funny. I will watch it with the wife if there are no other options.
September 14th, 2012 at 12:14 AM ^
September 14th, 2012 at 12:25 AM ^
I watch the Bachelor with my wife and I like it. I have the balls to admit it. Glee, though? Dude...
September 14th, 2012 at 8:14 AM ^
Absolutely not. You cannot watch some shitfest like the Bachelor then try and dog another fool for watching a slightly less shitty shitfest like Glee. "Reality" shows are the most wretched filth on television. And I don't mean filth in any moral sense. They are just absolute dreck.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:06 AM ^
My wife loves the Bachelor, so it is required viewing. Happy wife, happy life.
Here is the key for men/sports fans to watching the Bachelor: Realize that what it actually is is a tournament. Just like the NCAA Big Dance. So if you have to watch it, turn it into a sporting event.
So what I do after the second episode is to create a mental bracket of the Elite Eight, the Final Four, the Final, and the winner. I have my wife do the same thing.
It makes watching it much more interesting. When Emily dumped (Shawn?) early, we let out a loud groan as if Kentucky had lost in the first round.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:48 AM ^
You've got to check out Duck Dynasty. Great show.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:56 AM ^
I will alert my husband, who is close to getting me addicted to "Gallery Girls"
September 14th, 2012 at 11:24 AM ^
This is a word I should use more often.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:27 AM ^
Does brass balls = no brains?
Because admitting something like that outside of your "group session" seems a whole lot more like the latter to me? But maybe that's just me.
September 14th, 2012 at 1:23 AM ^
September 14th, 2012 at 12:06 PM ^
Shane is still in high school.
September 14th, 2012 at 8:27 AM ^
While I do tend to agree with man card being revoked since this is a little strange, the girlfriend always gives me the sad puppy eyes when she wants me to watch one of her girly shows.
Don't underestimate the power of the sad puppy eyes. Kills me every time.
September 14th, 2012 at 9:11 AM ^
Shorts Huma lupa licious. It's an awesome beer and I suggest drinking it while smoking a nice cigar. Amazing.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:26 AM ^
I recently went back to Michigan last week and had this at the Bells Brewery in Kzoo. Hops like whoa, but it went down quickly!
September 14th, 2012 at 1:10 AM ^
"No other options" meaning that your cable inexplicably loses all channels except the Glee one and you break all of your limbs, rendering yourself incapable of doing anything but watch television?
September 14th, 2012 at 7:44 AM ^
You do realize that there was a Thursday night NFL game right?
September 14th, 2012 at 8:27 AM ^
September 14th, 2012 at 8:22 AM ^
Bears at Green Bay
Rutgers at South Florida.
US Open replays
Pawn Stars
Hell, even watching Tigers / White Sox rain delay filler on FSD would be better.
September 14th, 2012 at 11:25 AM ^
Go watch Hardcore Pawn!
September 14th, 2012 at 6:07 PM ^
September 13th, 2012 at 11:17 PM ^
And "my friend" yells at video games so much that his neighbor thinks he's filming porn.
September 13th, 2012 at 11:55 PM ^
What kind of porn?
September 13th, 2012 at 11:58 PM ^
Nice Nick Swardson reference!!
September 13th, 2012 at 11:59 PM ^
Something tells me that porn with only one voice in it - a guy's voice - might not sell very well. Your neighbor really needs to brush up on his understanding of porn markets.
September 14th, 2012 at 5:35 PM ^
Yea, Corbin Fisher's already got that market cornered.
(should be obvious, but don't come cryin to me if you google that at work!)
September 13th, 2012 at 11:14 PM ^
My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two
Mgoblog is a caring, non-judgemental community. You can tell us all about your Season One DVD Boxed Set that you got Jane Lynch to autograph. We accept you for who you are, ya musical loving freak.
September 14th, 2012 at 12:37 AM ^
We watch it on the west coast, and 'my wife' has to check mgoblog every hour. So thanks for ruining the best hour of her week.
Next thread: Better quarterback...Shoelace or Finn?
And can we get a UFR on some of these dance numbers?
September 13th, 2012 at 11:17 PM ^
September 13th, 2012 at 11:17 PM ^
September 13th, 2012 at 11:20 PM ^
September 13th, 2012 at 11:20 PM ^
If Shane Morris is a Glee fan, then it is fine for men to be Glee fans
September 13th, 2012 at 11:25 PM ^
they must know shane morris is a huge fan..
September 13th, 2012 at 11:30 PM ^
is EXACTLY what I was expecting. Seriously, now, you can't put this line:
My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two
in a post and expect us to just go with it.
September 14th, 2012 at 12:11 PM ^
MWIAAGFAOICASOT. My wife is an avid Glee fan and occasionally I catch a scene or two
September 13th, 2012 at 11:31 PM ^
MTs from Michigan have been on Glee. Our department is Top 3, no joke.
September 14th, 2012 at 2:23 AM ^
One of the main charcters went to U of M - so aren't Glee references the same as Kate Upton references now?
And yes, an ex got me into the show and it's funny, nothing to be embarassed about. Also, that whole "man card" thing came from a Miller Lite commercial. Anything representing watered down beer does not represent masculinity.
September 14th, 2012 at 7:34 AM ^
September 14th, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
Like most Chinese beers, there's not enough malt and they don't do much more than wave a handful of hops in its general direction.
I do get a good laugh out of the idea that drinking Miller Lite has anything to do with manliness.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:22 AM ^
September 14th, 2012 at 8:34 AM ^
September 14th, 2012 at 9:24 AM ^
for beer snobish comments. Sad but true reality - American lite beer is 99% pee
Edit: Oops - forgot I can't upvote until October. Ha. Well, would if I could, check's in the mail..
September 14th, 2012 at 10:20 AM ^
If I could get you an early return ticket without too much work, I would. This is a perfect example of how to get yourself out of Bolivian and back home. Good stuff.
September 14th, 2012 at 10:46 AM ^
the "prophet" is a kind prophet.. I thank thee.
Rather much unlike James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian, who was a mean prophet...
September 14th, 2012 at 11:53 AM ^
Also, that whole "man card" thing came from a Miller Lite commercial.It's been around longer than that.
September 13th, 2012 at 11:32 PM ^
Hey guys, LOOK! This guy has a wife!
September 14th, 2012 at 12:21 AM ^
COugh CouGH *beard* COUGH!
September 13th, 2012 at 11:41 PM ^
My wife . . . has never watched Glee. Good wife, she is. FTR/FTW, neither have I.
I am preparing to watch "Pineapple Express." As soon as I post this.
September 13th, 2012 at 11:44 PM ^
was invited to a school musical a few years ago.
His comment? "Why would I want to go? I already know what's going to happen: they're going to sing, they're going to dance, they're going to talk a lot. Why would I want to go?"
September 14th, 2012 at 11:01 AM ^
You could make a similar argument about a football game: "They're going to run, they're going to pass, they're going to tackle a lot.*"
*GERG-coached teams excepted