Kwity Paye receives honorary invite to the SOTU
February 6th, 2023 at 4:20 PM ^
Not gonna lie, I had to click the tweet to learn what SOTU was.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:22 PM ^
Guilty as charged. But the POTUS has been doing these little gatherings annually for a couple centuries running now, so it's not like it's a new term.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:38 PM ^
I'd just never seen the acronym, at least without "address" following it.
February 6th, 2023 at 5:07 PM ^
When you havent seen the acronym and then see it once be ready to have it burned into your skull for the next few decades.
Signed,
-Potus, Goat, USMNT, HBCU etc.
February 7th, 2023 at 9:50 AM ^
Don't listen to him. SOTU stands for Southern Oklahoma Technical University. This is a college football blog so I put 1 and 1 together and confidently jumped to this obvious conclusion.
February 6th, 2023 at 6:41 PM ^
Grand Wizard Wilson was the chap who established the modern practice of giving it before Congress.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:40 PM ^
POTUS address to a JSOC as mandated by A2 S3 C1 of the USC
February 6th, 2023 at 4:55 PM ^
Excellent.
February 6th, 2023 at 5:11 PM ^
Sorry, but this is TMA (too many acronyms)…
February 6th, 2023 at 5:15 PM ^
(Not that USC)
February 6th, 2023 at 5:35 PM ^
Don't stop now, you've got GoJG on the edge...
February 6th, 2023 at 9:25 PM ^
The JSOC is not mandatory - POTUS can send it in by USPS.
February 6th, 2023 at 5:47 PM ^
I know what SOTU is and my maize and blue glasses still thought it was a reference to OSU.
February 6th, 2023 at 7:04 PM ^
Me too, and it was well worth the time to read the link.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:22 PM ^
The use of acronyms on the board today is FUBAR.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:24 PM ^
FUBAR… truly a timeless acronym, and one that isn’t used often enough. An all time favorite.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:42 PM ^
I played on a softball team back in the early eighties called the FUBAR's.
We were pretty darn good 👍.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:56 PM ^
I helped coach a women's softball team called "The FUBARS" in the late 70s in Kalamazoo. We (the gals and us coaches) wore matching Hawaiian shirts as our softball uniforms; some of us may or may not have also inhaled some Hawaiian (it may or may not have been post-game) back in those days.
Good times!
February 6th, 2023 at 5:13 PM ^
I think your last comment was supposed to be.....
HIGH times!🤪
February 6th, 2023 at 5:22 PM ^
Coach Rob on his way to the game:
February 6th, 2023 at 7:38 PM ^
I would have loved to see the Fubars take on Team Snafu. Acronym GOATs.
February 7th, 2023 at 11:17 AM ^
Would it be fair to assume you had several games with box scores of 4 runs, 2 hits, and 0 errors?
February 7th, 2023 at 10:48 AM ^
And don't forget its cousin, SNAFU. Not quite as bad as FUBAR, but pretty bad in its own right.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:22 PM ^
Very cool - it's a rare honor!
February 6th, 2023 at 4:22 PM ^
Great news. Will Kwity wear a suit and tie? If so, will it be a “Maize & Blue” tie that only a Michigan alum could love?
February 6th, 2023 at 4:24 PM ^
Helmet, shoulder pads, and shorts. He doesn't drink skim milk.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:24 PM ^
How about his old jersey?
February 6th, 2023 at 5:26 PM ^
If it isn't washed, it may keep him safe from any unwanted sniffing.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:51 PM ^
Please just not the horrible tennis shoe/ Nikes with a suit fad, though.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:24 PM ^
System of the universe?
February 6th, 2023 at 4:42 PM ^
Way fuckin cool!
BTW Biden is a U of Delaware alum and their uni's are a carbon copy of Michigan. Right down to the helmets. Kwity should show up in full regalia.
February 6th, 2023 at 6:58 PM ^
Re: Winged Helmets at Delaware
Thanks to former Michigan football player David M. Nelson who'd played for Fritz Crisler after Crisler moved from being Princeton's head coach to become Michigan's head coach, Delaware uses the winged-helmet design that Nelson brought from Michigan to Delaware when he became the head coach there.
February 6th, 2023 at 4:46 PM ^
Congratulations Kwity 👍.
Well deserving for an exemplary young man!!!
February 6th, 2023 at 4:49 PM ^
I have received an advanced copy of tomorrow night's State of the Union speech. See below:
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The State of the Union is strong!
(pause for 1 minute of applause)
I want Congress to send me a bill to sign that does X!
(pause for 1 minute of applause)
I will NOT sign any bill from Congress that does Y!
(pause for 10 seconds of jeering - which gets overwhelmed by 30 seconds of applause)
I would like to recognize great Americans A, B and C in the audience!
(pause for 1 minute of applause)
Do the above loop 15 more times.
THE END!
February 6th, 2023 at 4:53 PM ^
Many years ago as a student at a VA a physician told me he was referring someone who was “a real FUBAR”.
Had no idea WTF he was talking about but my clinical supervisor educated me.
February 6th, 2023 at 5:06 PM ^
Did you also get an advance copy of the always-awkward opposition rebuttal?
Instead of a SOTU, I wish we'd just switch to a two hour version of Prime Minister's Questions. Now that would be awesome.
February 6th, 2023 at 6:42 PM ^
Yep:
"Most everything the President just said is incorrect. Vote for my party in (fill in the blank, year of next election)."
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Remember - the speech writers who write these things make hundreds of thousands of dollars!
February 6th, 2023 at 7:25 PM ^
“Everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.”
Vincent LaGuardia Gambini
February 7th, 2023 at 10:49 AM ^
Best movie ever.
February 6th, 2023 at 6:46 PM ^
Here, here!
February 7th, 2023 at 11:09 AM ^
Because Article II, Section 3 of the United States Constitution says that the President shall from time to time give to the Congress Information of the State of the Union, and recommend to their Consideration such Measures as he shall judge necessary and expedient, just once, I'd love to hear a State of the Union speech be as short and as sweet as the first one that President Washington gave in 1790 (only 1,089 words) or this one from President Lincoln that wasn't technically a State of the Union address, but said a lot about the state of the nation at that time:
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate – we can not consecrate – we can not hallow – this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us – that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion – that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain – that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Then, I'd like to hear the President say: I'm sending a statement to Congress about the measures I consider to be necessary and expedient. It's being posted online now at the White House website. Good night. May everyone in the nation and those in our military and diplomatic services who may be deployed around the world enjoy good health, peace, safety and prosperity.
February 6th, 2023 at 5:13 PM ^
This is really cool. The SOTU is incredibly exclusive event. I believe every member of Congress gets one guest.
February 6th, 2023 at 5:17 PM ^
Will someone finally be held accountable for this Asian balloon menace?
February 6th, 2023 at 7:26 PM ^
Is that a beardless Ryan Day?
February 9th, 2023 at 7:31 PM ^
Dude!
February 6th, 2023 at 6:36 PM ^
Wow. Congratulations Kwity.
What a great honor and experience of a lifetime.
February 6th, 2023 at 6:47 PM ^
Not so for the first 125 years or so the POTUS delivered the SOTU by written message which was then read by someone to the congress.
February 6th, 2023 at 7:07 PM ^
Getting in before this is locked:
Be careful of demonizing the immigrants you don't know and someone else told you to despise.
Yes, Kwity Paye and his family are immigrants to the United States, Junior Colson as well.
Look at how hard the Paye family worked, after getting an initial helping hand.
Don't hate them for that.
February 6th, 2023 at 7:14 PM ^
I think yours is the only political comment? Haha
February 6th, 2023 at 7:14 PM ^
Be careful of demonizing the people you don’t know and someone else told you to despise