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After he got done ordering…

After he got done ordering was there any food left?

Saban is in the class of the…

Saban is in the class of the legends and likely the valedictorian.  

Woulda been interesting if Harbs woulda got there but he needed to stay another 10 years at least to achieve it.  I know I sure as fuck wanted that to happen.  And I know there sure as fuck were a lot of people in close places and not so close places that didn't, and they did everything to make it not happen.  Fuck them forever.

Mikey makes a team better…

Mikey makes a team better because he's on it.  

And congrats to you and the coaches who had the awesome sense to switch you to D and make you a guaranteed multi-millionaire.  That wasn't happening at WR.  We'll be following your career.

Best of luck to Joe Milton…

Best of luck to Joe Milton III. 

But I have a plea to all youngsters.  If no one has ever heard of your daddy or your daddys daddy.  Please stop with the III thing.  It made sense for Thurston Howell III because his family were some kind of oil tycoons or railroads or something but it doesn't make sense for you.

If Boogie Nights 2 Electric…

If Boogie Nights 2 Electric Bootie Boobs comes out - Hartman can get a role as a 70's/80's porn dude.

Bit surprised that Zak &…

Bit surprised that Zak & Trevor went where they did.  Feel like they're both poised to kill it in NFL.  If Browns woulda taken Trevor 16 spots earlier they woulda been playing on the same line.  But fuck em, we don't want Cleveland getting to a Super Bowl before the Lions do.

Hello Buffalo.Thank you for…

Hello Buffalo.

Thank you for the wings.  If I find a restaurant/bar that serves good ones I will order them just about every time.

I have some good friends from there that are/were all transplants to San Diego.  When a couple that played on our softball team ended their relationship, the dude to remain nameless (although it's probably Googleable) came and lived in my house for a couple years.  During that time his father was arrested - he turned out to be "The Bike Path Killer".  Serial rapist.  Serial murderer.  TRUE STORY.  Parents came and visited one time while he was roommate and I played golf with the guy.  I think he just died in prison not that long ago - suicide or murder cant remember.  He was doing this back like 30 something yrs ago.  Then stopped for decades, then started again.  Detectives never stopped looking for him.

Pro-style really doesn't…

Pro-style really doesn't mean what it once did.  6 QBs and 3 WRs were taken in the top 12.

10 WRs and 7 CBs were picked before the 1st RB was taken which shows how much The League has changed.  4 RB's picked in the 1st 3 rounds (Blake 3rd at pick 83).  

When Fouts of the high flying Chargers of the 70's/80's retired he was 2nd on the all-time list for passing yards only to Tarkenton - who started 68 more games than Fouts (4-5yrs).  Tarkenton is now 14th and Fouts 20th.  Marino retired as the all time yds leader and is now 8th.  

So yeah, pro-style doesn't mean what it once did.  But anyone who's watched JJ knows he can sling it and run when he needs to.  

All my doods are going to…

All my doods are going to teams I refuse to root for.  C'mon Lions.  You were 15 minutes from a Super Bowl.  Pick some winners.

The Ohio has the worst team…

The Ohio has the worst team money could buy.

Get ready to eat shit again this year Fucknuts.

Honolulu Blue is easily the…

Honolulu Blue is easily the best color of any NFL team.

If you haven't been to Hawaii yer missin out.

Chargers powder blues were a distant second.

What fuckin ass clowns. …

What fuckin ass clowns.  Their skin is about as thick as a slug on a pile of salt.  They got their 200lbs of flesh and that isn't good enough I guess.

Hey Warde - when that one dickhead kid knows that you're the only kid he can take and you're never gonna fight back - you're getting your ass kicked every day.

 

The NCAA fully acknowledges…

The NCAA fully acknowledges that the University of Michigan and its Athletic Director are the only two entities on planet earth that will still put up with our bullshit.

We are the 1st team to 1,000…

We are the 1st team to 1,000 wins in football and that more than makes up for it.

When the NCAA decides to vacate 30 wins because of $4 worth of cooked ground meat on a bun and 200ft away videos on iPhones we can be the 1st & 2nd teams to get to 1,000 wins.

How bout, what is the status…

How bout, what is the status of the investigations?  There's still 2 ongoing right?  Oddly the NCAA doesn't seem to be leaking anything these days.  Are they going to wait until 3 days before the Texas game to announce punishments?  All mysteries to me.

For the crime of the century and all any dipshit could whine about for 3 weeks it sure got "poof" - fart in the wind status pretty quick after PSU.

 

Said before and I'll say it…

Said before and I'll say it again.

The best part about the draft is watching the stupid look on Kipers stupid face when he gets every pick abysmally wrong every fucking round, of every fucking year, while rocking that dumb fucking 1950's hairdo that must take 2hrs in a makeup chair to achieve.  

Give him a long guitar with…

Give him a long guitar with 4 strings and he can be Jace of Bass.  Maybe he saw the sign before the rest of us did.

<tap> <tap> <tap>...... "hello is thing on?"

I dunno........I'm guessing…

I dunno........I'm guessing OJ is feeling rather hot right now.

Those 20,000 bleacher seats…

Those 20,000 bleacher seats they have at Ryan would seem to be easily relocatable.

In handcuffs?

Imagine if…

In handcuffs?

Imagine if that squeaky clean dude woulda ever bought a recruit a Big Mac, fries, and a coke.  HOF career over.

Kinda a - have to get a RW -…

Kinda a - have to get a RW - game.

Thursday gonna feel the same.

Detroit and Columbus are the…

Detroit and Columbus are the two most western - Eastern Conf. teams.  

Will say that of all the leagues the NHL alignment seems the most disjointed.  But I think they tried their best.  The thinking around Detroit at the time was that the benefit would be - much less travel time.  Obviously we were losing long time rivalries with St. Louis, Chicago, Colorado and gaining one in Toronto which had been dormant for years and mostly still is.  If they coulda done things different they probably coulda kept Detroit in the west and put Nashville in the east.  Nashville is in closer proximity to 5 or 6 teams in the east or at least the same as Detroit.  That way they coulda kept 2 - O6 teams in the west instead of the Hawks being the only one.

I like the divisions in NFL & MLB.  For the most part they're regional and it's best that the division winner gets a playoff spot.  Also good that both leagues added a playoff team in the last several yrs.  More teams in the playoffs is not a bad thing for fanbases. 

Can't really speak to the NBA. 

Here Comes Treble

Here Comes Treble

Besides all the other stupid…

Besides all the other stupid shit the NCAA pulls, like playing the hockey regionals in a high school gym when you coulda probably drawn capacity crowds at Midwest NHL arenas - waiting 2 weeks to play the semifinal and final is particularly fuckin dumb.

The old Qualcomm site is…

The old Qualcomm site is about as close to SoFi as Ford Field is to Browns Stadium.

Difference is you could easily drive from Detroit to Cleveland in less time.

They have Kelly and Kiffin…

They have Kelly and Kiffin in top 4.  There's no way you can be considered #1 Conf. if that's the case.

We went through - 

#2 The…

We went through - 

#2 The Ohio

#16 Iowa

#4 Bama

#2 Wash

To win it all 

Hockey (so far) went through

#6 Minny (likely solidifying a spot in the bracket)

#5 N. Dakota

#4 Staee

and now will need to go through #1 then either #2 or #3.

I'd say it's pretty parallel.

Can throw in the roadie vs #10 PSU as well.

 

WTF is that penalty?  

It…

WTF is that penalty?  

It really is Michigan vs Everybody.  

Every team.  Every ref.  Every B1G official.  Every NCAA jackfuck.

The previous play to Gallon…

The previous play to Gallon was just as good.

The last play in OT vs Bama didn't suck.

Fuck off with this shit. …

Fuck off with this shit.  Guy hasn't coached one game.

There was a guy who we all knew who could coach but Warde Never Missed a Meal couldn't stand playing fiddle #2 and said Buh Bah.  Hiring Sherrone wasn't exactly some coup.  Dood was on staff.

The best football coach, the best basketball coach, and the best baseball coach - arguably ever or for at least a century - have all left while your buddy Warde has been in charge

Here, have this cucumber…

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Here, have this cucumber…

Here, have this cucumber flavored Hatorade.  Maybe the worst fucking thing I've ever tasted.

Thee Ohio QB's are all that…

Thee Ohio QB's are all that and a bag of chumps.

OWI is a new one.

DUI

DWI

OWI is a new one.

DUI

DWI

Lets federally pick one and stick with it.  Maybe this congress could manage to pass that.  Suppose OWI could mean other forms of construction equipment with or without wheels?

Congrats to all the…

Congrats to all the villagers with their pitchforks and torches.  You slayed the monster.  

In 2024 you will have a 1st year head football coach.  1st year head basketball coach.  2nd year head baseball coach.  2nd year head hockey coach.

Anyone else notice a pattern here with the athletic dept.???  I can name the consistency if you're not noticing it.

Seems like we could use a…

Seems like we could use a receiver or three.

WTF Minnesota?

I know a few…

WTF Minnesota?

I know a few of you and you usually bring some weird ass deep dish casserole made with 8 cans of cream of mushroom and zero spices to the party that we pretend to eat before it gets tossed in the trash.

If I'm giving one of them…

If I'm giving one of them another year to prove their worth I'm picking Juwan over Warde every fuckin day.

Warde all but shoved Harbs out the door and slammed it.  Arguably the best HC ever but certainly the best in 100 years.

He's been standing on the other side of the fence watching all the big dogs frolicking and playing off leash for the dogs' first time ever and saying - we're gonna stay over here on the leash.  Despite there being no bigger dog.

He got pissed on by his own conf. and said - thank you sir may I have another.

He got shit on by the NCAA and said - that was awesome can you shit some more, wrap it up, and I'll take it home and eat it later.

Warde's biggest claim to fame is he likely saved Michigan $25mil this year.  An amount Mich finds in its couch cushions.  And I'm sure he expects them to reimburse him half of it.

 

Saban & Cruz.

Two guys I…

Saban & Cruz.

Two guys I would definitely smash a few beers with.

From a rooting/non partisan…

From a rooting/non partisan interest I would prefer him to land in:

NY

NE

LAR

Seattle

Will suck if he lands in Minny, Denver, or Vegas.

I really thought he was…

I really thought he was going to Seattle at 16.  But at this point with all the hype around him I don't see him lasting past pick 10.  Likely with a team trading up to get him.  Guess at this point I'm just hoping he doesn't go to any team in the NFC North (unless its the Lions of course) or AFC West.

Fawke off

Fawke off

Michigan DNR you gonna let…

Michigan DNR you gonna let CO punk us?  Get some of these guys n gurls back to the state.  

THOSE were the glory days??

THOSE were the glory days??

Shit man I remember Super Fly, Hulk, Rowdy Roddy, Andre, Nature Boy, Macho Man, Junkyard Dog, Sgt. Slaughter.

Yep.  And I bet steaks and…

Yep.  And I bet steaks and whole milk will be served instead of shitty ass cold Big Macs.

There better not be any…

There better not be any potential recruits in attendance.  NCAA will bring the hammer.

Kidding.  Good for him.  Why wouldn't ya invite THE Champion HC who's win% is 1.000

I'll always remember good ol…

I'll always remember good ol' Joe for sending people to the ER by throwing 150mph footballs 20 rows up above the endzone.  As a fan you just don't prepare for those.

Not gonna be driving back…

Not gonna be driving back across that bridge anytime soon huh Josh?

Fuckin jerkstore.

Now we get to wait and see how many games The Ohio......errrrrr the NCAA suspends Sherrone for.  Over under is 5.5

Michigan still going with…

Michigan still going with the - Nice Guys Finish First - philosophy.  Something disproven since we all lived in caves.

Team with most ALL TIME wins…

Team with most ALL TIME wins gets automatic playoff spot every year.