I, too, thought playing App State again was a horrible idea, but now I understand. Dave Brandon is a genius. Not just a knows-how-to-make-a-billion-dollars genius, but a figured-out-the-secret-of-the-universe genius. The problem with Michigan Football is that, when The Horror occurred, we lost our mojo (That’s mojo, not MoJo, the dorm). We were transported into an alternate reality where things like Toledo and UMass and Akron and the BWWbowl happen. The universe is trying hard to right itself, as evidenced by things like the Capital One Bowl (Urbz/Tebow), UTL, the Sugar Bowl and last year’s ohio game, but it can’t. The only way to reset the universe is to go back to the beginning. We have to beat App State. Only then can we get our mojo back.
I did not make this headline up