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I’m worried that Orji is…

I’m worried that Orji is Milton v2.

#VastNetwork

#VastNetwork

Also a shame you didn’t run…

Also a shame you didn’t run into more like him in class.

… or killed 5 hookers.

… or killed 5 hookers.

Bartman did a single…

Bartman did a single entirely spontaneous boneheaded thing. Stallions created a specifically planned, deliberate system. So, no, not the same.

No, he would need to eat a…

No, he would need to eat a piece of shit that contained a lemon that Thamel ate.

That was hilarious. Was it…

That was hilarious. Was it scripted or was that all spontaneous, which would be amazingly impressive and the reason you should never heckle a comedian.

Like trying to outrun a bear.

Like trying to outrun a bear.

Yes. Doesn’t everyone?

Yes. Doesn’t everyone?

Nice. What’s Kenneth Grant’s…

Nice. What’s Kenneth Grant’s 40 time? (Hint: Less than Kaytron Allen’s!)

Weird. News like that…

Weird. News like that usually gets posted on MGoBlog right away. Probably should have tacked on a "SIAP."

OG MILF

OG MILF

I refuse to use Peacock.

I refuse to use Peacock.

Does that mean we out hit…

Does that mean we out hit them? Asking for Mrs. Frost.

Spoiler alert!!!

Spoiler alert!!!

Ghost of Romaine (Jermaine's…

Ghost of Romaine (Jermaine's green brother)

Howard's coaching advice in…

Howard's coaching advice in the huddle is, "try harder."

Bill Frieder would not have…

Bill Frieder would not have won that championship. He had some of the best teams in history and lost in the 2nd and 3rd rounds. Worst tourney coach ever.

Pay walled so I don't know…

Pay walled so I don't know what the article says, but is San Diego State really a juggernaut?

"Cap" is something that is…

"Cap" is something that is untrue, as in, "That's cap." I presume a "short" form of crap.

"No cap" = "You're not lying."

User name does NOT check out…

User name does NOT check out. West Virginia??

He’s an Egyptian!

He’s an Egyptian!

Yeah, me, too… or a card.

Yeah, me, too… or a card.

Had not thought of that, but…

Had not thought of that, but absolutely right.

Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Who f’ing cares? Would…

Who f’ing cares? Would rather discuss dogs’ anal glands with Keith Jackson.

Was Justin Feagin there?

Was Justin Feagin there?

Vote for Pedro

Vote for Pedro

^this.

My first, or maybe…

^this.

My first, or maybe second, thought was, "Harbaugh is gone. Petitti is still here."

Was ATM toxic? Or was it…

Was ATM toxic? Or was it just that you can't win with a bunch of freshmen and nobody wanted to wait for them to develop?

They've had the stockpile of…

They've had the stockpile of talent. We beat them, anyway.

Are we necessarily talking…

Are we necessarily talking about items worn at our games? Looking for Connor Stallions mustache.

I heard his Wonderlic wasn't…

I heard his Wonderlic wasn't great. Unlikely he ever has much success.

He broke the rules and…

He broke the rules and created the entire mess. If he knew he was breaking the rules, then fuck him. If he didn't know, then he's just stupid because it was his job, so fuck him!

Clock should have restarted…

Clock should have restarted after ball was spotted after out-of-bounds outside of  2 minutes to go.

The new thread we didn't…

The new thread we didn't know we needed.

... because we didn't. 

I'm not crying. You're…

I'm not crying. You're crying.

There's something falling…

There's something falling from the helicopter!

As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Nooooobody!

Nooooobody!

I don't understand this one…

I don't understand this one. He wasn't playing because he was kind of a turnstile. Then he came in and played great for 3 games. Is that enough cachet to get drafted?

What discussion included The…

What discussion included The Don and Robert Horry?

-Mr. Literal

Wishbone. And all 3 of them…

Wishbone. And all 3 of them can throw, too!

I believe Edwards and Mullings have both completed more passes than Orji.

Some say the Earth is, too.

Some say the Earth is, too.

I heard Barack Obama and…

I heard Barack Obama and Nikki Haley weren't either.

I took that to mean: 1)…

I took that to mean: 1) fielding the kick and then 2) fumbling it.

N O  R A G R E T S

N O  R A G R E T S

Know 'm sayin'?

Oakland is no longer in play…

Oakland is no longer in play. The Oakland Raiders are with Keith Jackson.

You can say that again…

You can say that again... and again. 

You just need to give them…

You just need to give them your bank account numbers and they'll send the money, right? Are they Nigerian princes?

Herein lies the standard…

Herein lies the standard admonition about Michigan sports information that is older than a few minutes has likely already been posted.

But take solace in the fact that your thread is still better than "Ben Herbert."