The All Meta, All Consuming, All Controversy Open Thread
I'm mad. I'm also worried. And then again I'm concerned. Oh, and I'm bored. I have many questions. But much more than that, I have opinions, oh yes, and I must debate and express them. But is there a place that exists to satisfy this existential longing, that can satisfy this deep seated ennui? Where I can slam others, and express that I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT THIS! Yes, yes there is, the all controversy open thread. Your one stop thread for all the major issues of our internet time.
I will start, because I can hardly wait to ask these questions and finally state these opinions:
It is OBVIOUS that Denard must start. Magnus. Devin Gardner has to redshirt or the season is LOST. If it's not lost already, because did you guys know that a walk-on fullback is starting at Linebacker? What is happening with the team? What is the status of Jack Kennedy? WLA.
Why are the mods deleting my posts? McFarlin. BTW, this box I'm typing in does not satisfy my sense of style either. Where is the update? And Goddamn, can someone give me the status of the point system?
Our secondary, man, it will be BAD. As is moving the OSU game. I hope the band is audible by then because I want to hear them play RAWK. In maize uniforms of course. It's time for a change. A change in Tate Forcier's work habits. With that, we might win 8 games.
But will 8 wins save RR's job? I'll bet we wouldn't talking about this if he only would have SLOWLY transitioned to the spread. Because I like QB's who only drop back, preferably without MOXIE. Or dreads. Magnus.
Finally, please no more three star recruits. The Freep. And if someone doesn't stop posting duplicate thread topics, I'm gonna go BESERK.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:00 PM ^
YOUR RIGHT. WERE MICHIGAN!!!1!!!11
12 WINS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!1111
August 29th, 2010 at 10:12 PM ^
13? What are we, Cal Poly? 147 wins or he's gone.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:47 PM ^
I was all set to start a TOTAL FREAK OUT HOLY SHIT DUDE WE'RE DOOMED!!!! thread. This isn't really one of those, but it's close enough, and I hate duplicate posts.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:48 PM ^
Great job ! that list...well if that 's not all of them, it's close.
August 29th, 2010 at 8:49 PM ^
Why is Big Will fat? Or is he fat at all? Why won't these these coaches give us a straight answer
Who weighs more Big Will, Fat Ash, Isaiah Bell? Secondly, who will weigh more after Thanksgiving?
August 29th, 2010 at 9:07 PM ^
This is my freaked out face.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:10 PM ^
I'm so pissed.
Wait, what were we talking about again?
August 29th, 2010 at 9:26 PM ^
I thought Eli Biakabutuka was going to save our secondary. What happened to him? That is what is pissing me off.
August 29th, 2010 at 9:49 PM ^
The sad thing is that this makes up 50% of discussions here. I hate the offseason.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:02 PM ^
This guy's not All In. He displays no Hard Edge, and has yet to Hold ANY Ropes.
Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork, here we come...
August 29th, 2010 at 10:23 PM ^
For the last time, it's Woolfolk, not Pitchfork.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:12 PM ^
@MGoshoe,
Is that ship you're bringing into Lake St. Clair an Aegis class cruiser with variable pitch screws? Did you know Columbus is within Tomahawk range from down river?
August 29th, 2010 at 10:37 PM ^
...for a cruiser in the Saint Lawrence Seaway. It'll have to be LCS-2.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
In which case you can bombard Toledo, but Columbus will be out of range.
Of course you could always just launch TLAMs from Norfolk ...
August 29th, 2010 at 11:01 PM ^
...the other day and since I happened to be in Norfolk, I decided to meander down to the waterfront and ask each of the pier sentries if any of the ships had recently onloaded TLAMs. Once I found one, I walked up the brow and asked to see the captain. I explained to him that I needed to fire a TLAM at the Horseshoe. Thankfully, he was a Purdue grad and let me disembark without placing me in custody. Apparently he didn't think it was "advisable".
August 30th, 2010 at 7:35 AM ^
What kind of yahoos are we making officers these days? Honestly. Where's the navy pride?
August 30th, 2010 at 12:43 AM ^
one evil looking boat.
August 29th, 2010 at 10:47 PM ^
Why are all of my posts getting negged? I've seen some really dumb people say some stupid shit, and they have more points than me. Is this some sort of Members Only club, where you guys posbang each other no matter what you say, as long as it goes along with the company line?
August 29th, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
You guys just care about your precious MGoPoints. You'll never silence me. I have access to thousands of computers in the Ann Arbor area.
August 30th, 2010 at 3:15 AM ^
ahh, em0 is back!!!
August 29th, 2010 at 10:51 PM ^
This was already posted. You have to go back a ways.
August 29th, 2010 at 11:04 PM ^
Let me be clear: Something should also be Tremendous!
August 29th, 2010 at 11:07 PM ^
How does this affect are chances with Dillon Baxter?!?!?
August 29th, 2010 at 11:09 PM ^
I watched his game on ESPNU earlier. He had 190 rushing yards through the third quarter.
August 29th, 2010 at 11:13 PM ^
WHO IS ARE SPEED BACK!?
August 29th, 2010 at 11:50 PM ^
BUTCH WOOLFORK
August 29th, 2010 at 11:58 PM ^
triumphant return thread lasted about 25 seconds before getting deleted, this will have to do.
Hi friends.
Let's do this.
August 30th, 2010 at 12:36 AM ^
Vuvuzelas.
August 30th, 2010 at 5:24 AM ^
Doesn't get me. Never will.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:38 AM ^
that Stephen Hopkins is like Micheal Phelps except he can swim. Only he doesn't have to, because he walks on the water. Well, runs on the water, I mean. At the speed of light. Barefoot.
August 30th, 2010 at 7:57 AM ^
I want more otter-based articles!
August 30th, 2010 at 8:18 AM ^
Various hot models have told me Tate Forcier is transferring. And it's from reliable sources. Is this true?
August 30th, 2010 at 8:40 AM ^
Richrod is on the HOT SEAT!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!! Dolphins getting punched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 30th, 2010 at 10:24 AM ^
Goddamn it I'm taking my own bottle of water in if I have to shove it up someone's ass to do so.
August 30th, 2010 at 11:04 AM ^
1) I NEED MORE MOOSE AND SQVIRREL!!!
2) Spain.