Just got back from Big Ten Kickoff Luncheon in Chicago ... a fan's take on things (just edited and added photos)
My buddy and I arrived at the hotel about an hour before the pre-luncheon player and coach signature sessions.
While we were wondering around killing time, we walked by a ball room where all the coaches and players were at tables being interviewed by the media. There was no one at the door at that moment (to check for a media badge), so we just strolled in. We were wearing ties and did not seem to attract any attention, so we walked about and listened in to various interviews. It was the first time I was able to see most of the Big Ten coaches and other non-Michigan players up close. I was especially excited to see JoPa, who had a nice big audience at his table.
We didn't stay long and headed off to get in line at the fan area. While in line, we noticed many of the fans with BigTen Footballs (had all 11 school logos on them) to get signatures. Seemed like a great idea to have players and coaches to all just sign one ball. Stepped out of line and went and bought a football and a mini Michiganhelmet.
Once in the team booth area, there was a stage where the BigTen Network was filming live ... they were bringing up the coaches one and two at a time for a few words. From where we were standing, we could not hear what was being said. When the coaches were done, they went to their team booths, met up with the players and met with the fans.
I think there were at least 500 people standing in various team lines. My goal was to get all 11 coaches to sign my new football ... I got 8 before time ran out. JoPa was not available for autographs, and someone said he typically was not for this event in the past.
Highlights from meeting the coaches and players:
- All the coaches were very nice, with the exception of Dantonio ... he seemed aggravated and refused to sign my ball on the way to his booth. Even in the luncheon speech Dantonio was the least outwardly positive (had a frown even when saying good things about his team).
- The most positive were RichRod, Fitzgerald, and I am sorry to say Tressel.
- I was surprised at how chummy the coaches were with each other. They seemed to gravitate to one another during the transitions from one place to another ... they were patting each other on the back and seemed to enjoy each other's company.
- The Michiganboys were great ... Troy, Mark, and Stephen were all joking with each other and having a great time.
- Ben Chappell (IU QB) went out of his way to make conversation, and was impressed with his presence.
After the sig session was over, all the players got on stage for a photo, followed by the coaches. Then at 11:30we all went into the auditorium for lunch.
Rough count was 150 or so tables with 10-12 guests at each. The room was huge. All the players and coaches were introduced and sat along one wall. There were many video screens so everyone could see what was going on.
Rece Davis was the host, he was great ... he had some great jokes and did a few impersonations between speakers. All the Big Ten coaches spoke, JoPa, was the clear favorite ... he really warmed up the room. I took a video of RichRod and JoPa that I will post later. Rich's speech was good, but nothing new. Fitzgerald was the best public speaker.
Rece said in his opening that it would not surprise him to see Kelly (ND) and Schiano (Rutgers) here next year ... but that seemed tongue in cheek.
We also heard from the Big Ten commissioner, and a few others. A Purdue player spoke on behalf of the athletes, and he did very well all things considered.
They did a fun thing at the end ... all the QBs went in the center of the room and tossed footballs to table guest with winning door prize ticket numbers ... some where real deep balls! One guy got hit in the face (but he was ok), and the Minnesota QB whiffed 3 times in a row ... the ball just fell out of his hands ... then he overthrew his table. The biggest door prize was two tickets to Rose Bowl with round-trip airfare and a stay at the Ritz.
For those that want all the details, we had salad, and a filet and chicken cutlet lunch with a slice of cheesecake to top it off.
There were 17 Michigantables and we all were given UofM Adidas visors and a block M lapel pin. The Iowafan base was the most vocal.
All in all, it was a great event. I would recommend others to attend if you have the opportunity in future years.
You can see Troy and Moundros close up in middle row at the end (see M pin)
See Rece there ... he one to left of the Red Jacket Rose Bowl guy. RichRod was third from left.
After conference, that is Tressel waiting for his ride I suppose (tan suit with back turned) ... he was just reading his Blackberry for a few minutes all by himself ... no handlers even. Seemed lonely.
That comment about Tresse..l. I dislike the fact that he's a classy guy, because I really want to hate him and just can't.
You're obviously not trying hard enough.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
Just go take a gander at our win-loss record against him and all the hate will come back and flow freely again.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:14 PM ^
Again, I hate the institution but the man has beaten us fairly and with class.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:51 PM ^
remember the bomb sniffing dogs of 2004.
I'll take winning with class at OSU over a certain school in Lansing and their attitude toward us.
I have to believe that finding myself alone with the vest would tempt some violent behavior. Good for you for not pushin - errr - accidentally tripping and knocking him into traffic.
Thanks Ted. I might try to attend this event in the future.
I wish we played Minnesota this year (and every other year).
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:01 PM ^
When you say Dantonio refused to sign your football, what exactly happened? Did he ignore you? Tell you "I'm not signing your goddamn ball"? Punch the ball out of your hand and yell "Just fucking don't talk to me, all right! Knock it off!" (Ryan Leaf)?
Make me hate him even more. (If that's possible.)
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:10 PM ^
OP should've told Dantonio that he'd just been released from prison. That ball would've been signed lickety-split.
offered.
nice, +1
And so would have his scholarship offer.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 PM ^
...thanks for sharing your experience.
Too bad you didn't take the chance to ask a question or two in the media session.
- Coach Tressel, why do your fans make it a habit of crapping in coolers on gamedays?
- Coach Zook, how are your last Big Ten Media Days going?
- Coach Lynch, have you found your gum yet?
- Coach Brewster, is there something about you that's causing all of these decommitments?
- Coach Bielema, what the heck happened to your face, man?
- Coach Fitzgerald, yeah never mind.
- Coach Hope, why are you such a douche?
- Coach Paterno, Coach Paterno, Coach Paterno...
- Coach Dantonio, why are you such a douche?
- Coach Rodriguez, who do you want to punch out more? Hope, Dantonio, both?
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:16 PM ^
Coach Bielema, have you gained any ground in pushing out that turd that's made you look constipated for the last six years?
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:07 PM ^
I was there too. It didn't seem like the coaches were all that chummy with each other. A few had sublte jibes at each other on the podium. Rich had a great speech. Danny Hope is a f'n clown. If there was no reason to despise Purdue before, perhaps after his 'General Studies' joke indirectly at RichRod and his players, it's okay to not like the Boilermakers now. Go Blue.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:13 PM ^
...expound on the Danny Hope BGS joke?
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:19 PM ^
that his players worked hard on school work this summer b/c they had to take real classes since Purdue doesn't have a General Studies major.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:23 PM ^
...asswipe.
MGoTopic suggestion: Bigger Big Ten coach villain? Hope or Dantonio?
Someone run with it. I'm ubiquitous.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 PM ^
both Hope and Dantonio are ambivalent to your ubiquitousness.
Hope must have a man crush on Rodriguez.
Signed a BGS Alum.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:38 PM ^
Half of Dantonio is that he just looks straight up evil. I think the fact that Hope coaches at Purdue and still is in contention for this title says something about his blatant douchebaggery. I mean, the guy has a sweet moustache and I still think he's a dick.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:05 PM ^
They have a bullshit major, it is organizational leadership studies (OLS). I had a couple football players in my psych survey course at Purdue that were OLS majors. They were not the sharpest tools in the shed.
Although, one of purdue's starting d linemen was in my honors physics courses. So all of them are not dumb as a box of rocks.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:06 AM ^
There seem to be a lot of smart, well spoken, bright players on our team.
Offensive linemen in particular seem to be good students. I read somewhere about QBs, O Line and LBs (particularly MLBs) needing read and react skills, which puts a premium finding someone really smart with good reaction times.
Of course if you ask Jim Brandstatter, the linemen are the most intelligent on the team ...
August 4th, 2010 at 12:23 AM ^
I'd have to guess a general studies major at Michigan is more difficult than every major at Purdue except engineering.
One of the seniors in my Youth Ministry, Russell Bellomy from Arlington Martin HS (TX), ended up with some 17 offers including MSU and Purdue. I was glad when picked Purdue over East Lansing but the more I hear about Hope the less excited about sending a kid up there.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:34 PM ^
to call fake if you did not include photos. I read the thread before the photo edit. JK I kid I kid
Thats a great recap and this makes me want to go one year, especially next year.
edit: not to be too tangential but a BGS can be one of the most challenging degrees. I speak from experience, in my junior year if I recall I could not take any classes below the Junior level and in my senior level none lower than a senior level course and most of those required a prereq, or the profs approval after an interview and a writen test.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:34 PM ^
... in my junior year if I recall I could not take any classes below the Junior level and in my senior level none lower than a senior level course...
Wait, there are degrees you can get where this isn't true? Okay, not that most programs require it, per se... but are there that many degree programs that don't have enough upper level core courses to soak up your junior and senior years by default?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not bashing on the BGS degree program. I just disagree that a requirement to take upper level classes in your upperclassmen years signifies a "hard" degree. Seems to me that's what the baseline should be.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:27 PM ^
nice read, I assume tickets are probably pretty hard to come by for the luncheon how did you get yours?
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:39 PM ^
Is a fucking asshole who will get his due this year! I hope RR gives it to him after the game just like last year when the tables were on the other side!!!!
Agreed in your assessment of Hope but I expect RR to be classier than Hope and trust that he won't sink to Hope's level. Just smile and enjoy the massacre.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:50 PM ^
In the photo with all the coaches, Hope sits right in front of RR - perfect opportunity to ring Hope's frickin' neck. RR must have been oh so tempted.
Perhaps it is symbolic of what Rodriguez is gonna do to Purdue this year, as in bend them over.
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 PM ^
Dantonio looks so happy sitting next to uncle sweatervest. I'm surprised he's not sitting in his lap
August 3rd, 2010 at 11:23 PM ^
I was surprised at how chummy the coaches were with each other. They seemed to gravitate to one another during the transitions from one place to another ... they were patting each other on the back and seemed to enjoy each other's company.
I'm surprised you think that. It seems natural they'd be comfortable with each other.
replace chummy with respect.
August 4th, 2010 at 10:41 AM ^
There's really no one else who knows what they go through, and so even if you don't exactly like all of the guys personally, at least you share common ground.
Plus, you want to be close enough to hear what they are saying to other people...
August 4th, 2010 at 12:11 AM ^
Whatever the facts, D'Antonio must live a rough life to be so unhappy all of the time. Maybe he wanted the UM job, but ended up with little brother.
August 4th, 2010 at 12:28 AM ^
Cool story, bro
Why did you photoshop in a smile on Dantonio in the coaches' photo??
Considering that he's 80, it's entirely expected, but if he ever gets an inadvertent shot from a tackler on the sidelines, I'd worry about him — broken hips are bad news for the elderly.
I think that's the closest Dantonio has ever gotten to a real smile.
thanks for the post!
he clearly has something up his butt
August 4th, 2010 at 10:01 AM ^
Great post. The two coaches I hate most are Danny Hope and Mark Dantonio, so it's good to know that my judgment has been reinforced. Those guys are tools.
August 4th, 2010 at 11:50 AM ^
Should've asked the Zooker which 1-AA division media days you should plan on attending to meet him next year.
Did Danny Hope blame Rodriguez for the waitress serving him fish not chicken ?
Great Recap
Danny Hope seems like he should be nicer than he is, but Dantonio always struck me as an ass. I expect him to be on the hot seat a bit after this year if the Spartans struggle again, and it couldn't happen to a worse person.
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