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Wisconsin 49, Michigan 11 Comment Count

Ace November 14th, 2020 at 11:17 PM

If the season's going to be a blazing disaster, might as well see how high the flames can go.

The score somehow understates how humiliating a loss this was for a program that finds itself 1-3 for the first time since 1967. After the first quarter, Wisconsin held a 129-1 edge in total yardage; Michigan had twice as many turnovers as yards. On the opening play of the second quarter, Wisconsin's fullback plunged in for his second touchdown of the evening to make the score 21-0.

The ensuing possession ended when M running back Zach Charbonnet ran for three yards off tackle on third-and-eight. Only a pandemic prevented Jim Harbaugh from being subjected to a chorus of boos. The Badgers covered 74 yards in six plays to extend the lead to 28, which in most video game households means it's time to hand the controller to someone else. If only.

The Wolverines embarked on their best drive of the half—not a high bar, considering their first four went for two interceptions and two three-and-outs. After Chris Evans was ruled down just short of the goal line upon review, Joe Milton lined up in a shotgun formation that tipped a quarterback run. Wisconsin called timeout. Michigan came back out showing the same look and Milton got stuffed on a keeper.

At that point, the program seemed dead-set on becoming a meme, and not in a good way. A play initially ruled a Danny Davis catch and fumble looked suspect on first glance, which didn't stop the official team account from tweeting their ready-made turnover graphic, then having to issue an update:

The play was overturned. After losing the chance to put points on the board before the half, Michigan went into the tunnel down a historic number of points:

The official tweet was brief.

Getting the ball to start the second half, Michigan stalled out in Wisconsin territory, then seized the opportunity to be meme'd again:

Huzzah.

Michigan eventually saved some face with an impressive diving touchdown grab by Mike Sainristil, though he caught it from backup Cade McNamara after Joe Milton was benched with 98 yards and two picks on 19 attempts. Milton looked overwhelmed, though he didn't have much help; five Wisconsin ballcarriers finished with more yards than M's leading rusher, Charbonnet, who had 21 on three carries.

In fact, because the defense never figured out how to stop UW runs to the edge all night, the Wolverines finished on the wrong side of a Rushing Rutger: 49 Wisconsin points, 47 Michigan rushing yards. 

A fourth-quarter fullback trap when Wisconsin was killing clock went for 43 yards to set up a touchdown. This is Rutgers-level football from a program that has no business playing that way. Start the search, please. There's nothing left to explore here anymore except the depths.

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Comments

San Diego Mick

November 15th, 2020 at 3:52 AM ^

Not doing a good job is a monumental understatement, when as an HC you see your QB is just awful, seems to have no confidence and is repeatedly making horrible mistakes....and you wait till the 3rd QT is almost over before you take him out? 

That is some major bullshit.

Additionally, right after we scored a quick TD, the defense stepped up and made a stop for a punt, how about pulling your return team together and reminding them not to do anything stupid like running into the kicker FFS.

We had a modicum of momentum but this coaching staff is so woefully inept it's pathetic.

So unprepared, looking so lost all over the field. How can the administration accept this crap?

1VaBlue1

November 15th, 2020 at 8:07 AM ^

Gonna disagree.  As bad as that abortion was, both the Rich Rod and Hoke teams played slightly worse and more apathetic games.  Granted, those games were at the foreseeable end of both coach's employment - a place we are not at yet with Harbaugh.  All of us know he needs to go, but there has been zero indication from the AD that it will actually happen.  The lack of contract extension was most likely due to Covid related financial announcement stuff, so I'm not confident that Manuel didn't extend due to performance reasons.

It certainly was surreal watching that mess, though.  I cannot believe that Manuel doesn't see it, and that he knows what he needs to do.  But until there some smoke from his office, I can't bring myself to believe a publicly non-assertive very good friend of the Harbaugh family will fire him.  I'm on the Vatican smoke watch right now, and all I see is black, oily smoke from the tire fire.  Until I see it turn white, I'm going to worry that one good game will save him (however unlikely that game is).

mjv

November 15th, 2020 at 10:03 PM ^

The real question that needs to be answered is what the hell happened within the athletic department or what is the issue with the culture there that failure in inevitable with the football team.  Harbaugh didn't instantly forget how to coach.  He is clearly failing right now, to the point that I'm not even sure that they are trying.  But what is the root cause of this.

Until the root cause of the systemic suck is figured out and eliminated (because this is now the third coach in a row, and this one was the sure fire answer -- and looked like it for at least the first two years if not longer) -- there is little point just hiring a new coach to get chewed up by a crappy athletic department.

A2Photonut

November 15th, 2020 at 8:42 AM ^

"How can the administration accept this crap?"

All the UofM administration cares about is making money. This is the same group that raised tuition in the midst of a pandemic. They probably figure this year is a wash no matter what. If going forward this affects season tickets or merchandise then they would care.

Maybe I'm being a little harsh, I think Warde Manuel cares, but people above him probably not so much.

moetown91

November 15th, 2020 at 12:45 PM ^

@ San Diego Mick----I think what you said is spot on is part of the problem for us football fans.....    " the administration"

Right or wrong and regardless of how you feel about Covid-19....this administration looks at athletics differently than big-time programs like OSU/Alabama.  

.....because of that lack of continuity and/or culture impact in the football office.....the results are playing out on the field.  Plus the coaching sucks!

mastodon

November 15th, 2020 at 8:37 AM ^

I wish it was 1977.  UM won 56-0.  The very definition of "normal times" - for someone my age anyway.

That was 7th grade for me.  First trip to the big house, mid-high corner seats.  I remember well the UW band playing the Bud song at the half (Here comes the king...).  A wasted young man, now empowered and quite proud, began marching up and down the stairs in dramatic step with the song, Bud 12 pack under one arm, raised can pumping in the other.  Quite a performance applauded by all within sight. 

"What is...the reason you attend college football games?" (RIP Alex).

JFra

November 14th, 2020 at 11:22 PM ^

I’m checked out. Watched a couple minutes in the 2Q. Won’t watch again this season. Oh well.

I’m actually impressed at how little coaching appears to be occurring (preseason, in season, in game). Doesn’t matter if you have a new name in mind when no one on this team looks like they wanna be here. Sometimes you just have to cut bait. 

Goggles Paisano

November 15th, 2020 at 7:03 AM ^

I couldn't turn it off as I knew I was watching history unfold.  We got to see a Harbaugh coached Michigan team just flat out quit and I just had to see how much more pathetic it could get.  The direction of the program will now be changed and this game will forever be the reference point for it.  

 

1VaBlue1

November 15th, 2020 at 8:14 AM ^

That MSU game was the changing point.  Up to that point, the (vast) majority of the fanbase expected great things for this season based on the Minnesota game.  And then MSU happened.  It was an eye opening, sober, and shocking experience.  And it turned 80% of the fanbase against him immediately.  Overnight.  The IU game finished the deal.

This game might get Warde to start thinking about it...

LabattsBleu

November 14th, 2020 at 11:22 PM ^

Sadly, I expect Michigan to win one more game this year.

Either PSU or Rutgers; not both. I think Maryland will shred Michigan's defense...

I pvr'ed last year's OSU game rather than watching... i doubt i will even bother to do that this year.