See You In 2033 Muppets
If this is truly goodbye, then please allow Hassan Haskins to bludgeon you repeatedly with the door on your way out. Michigan survived – nay, embraced – the weather, and put an absolute hammering on Notre Dame. The Irish were under 100 total yards until garbage time. Michigan cracked 300 rushing yards, and almost held Notre Dame to a rushing Rutger. A swimmingly good time was had by all.
To Hell with Notre Dame Muppets? To Hell with Notre Dame Muppets.
And because you can't have one without the other…
October 26th, 2019 at 11:31 PM ^
Yas let’s have a real good time
October 26th, 2019 at 11:35 PM ^
There are football games and there are some football fucking games!! Shameless comment on the first post! Neg me I don't giveadamn!!! Wooooo!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:45 PM ^
So...is football the adjective and fucking the noun?
October 27th, 2019 at 12:12 AM ^
They're both fucking adjectives baby!!! Words that describe nouns and adjectives are both fucking adjectives baby!!!
October 27th, 2019 at 9:11 AM ^
Football is whatever part of speech it wants to be. Football is the one who knocks.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:43 PM ^
I could feel this night coming... And yet I felt like this night would never come .... Woohoo Go Blue
October 26th, 2019 at 11:31 PM ^
So long, and goodnight!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:32 PM ^
Hell yeah!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:58 PM ^
Great win and so sweet on so many levels! Will enjoy this for a long time - just think what we’d be thinking had last week gone our way.
October 27th, 2019 at 12:17 AM ^
Football Armageddon with OSU once again. Honestly it's kinda nice playing for nothing. They were free and easy and having fun. Can't even imagine the pressure they have to face to be expected to win a conference title every year with teams like OSU, PSU, and Wisconsin on their schedule every year. Might be good to play OSU with our only thought being spoiler
October 26th, 2019 at 11:32 PM ^
"To hell with Notre Dame"???? BiSB you need to step up your game. Fuck those gold domed assholes. Great win tonight!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:32 PM ^
Little known fact, he actually yells “Notre Dame”
October 26th, 2019 at 11:33 PM ^
kick de ass
October 26th, 2019 at 11:34 PM ^
Wolverines!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:34 PM ^
I’ve needed these muppets all season.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:34 PM ^
YAAAASSS!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:34 PM ^
First game all year where we looked capable of beating Ohio State. Great game plan, great execution. 60 minutes of domination. Let's hit the gym tomorrow with unmatched enthusiasm and build off this thrashing.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:54 PM ^
UM looked good, but I wouldn’t go that far just yet. Need to see some cracks in the armor down south first. Go Blue regardless
October 27th, 2019 at 12:05 AM ^
If anything happens to Fields, they are screwed.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:35 PM ^
Don't worry Brian, we won't try to cheer you up
October 26th, 2019 at 11:36 PM ^
Feels like you mailed this one......like notre dame :)
October 26th, 2019 at 11:36 PM ^
I am happy and content after victory.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:38 PM ^
You never realize how much you miss the Muppets until they're gone.
Beautiful night!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:38 PM ^
Oh how I have missed the muppets during football season. Welcome back my friends...
October 26th, 2019 at 11:38 PM ^
When I was born, Michigan lost to ND three hours later. Fuck ND. I’m so happy. Go Blue!!!!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:40 PM ^
Yes! Muppets! 2033 is a long time to savor this win. The players that will be in that game are in kindergarten through 3rd grade now.
October 27th, 2019 at 12:07 AM ^
Never too early to start building recruiting relationships
October 26th, 2019 at 11:40 PM ^
Fuck every hater who was predicting Michigan to finish 7-5. Doug Skene questioning this teams heart. Fuck you!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:48 PM ^
Skene earned the right and maybe it did some good. Somebody got through to the team. Thankfully.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:43 PM ^
Looks like we had to teach them how to play football again. Until next time, you sons of bitches. From Ann Arbor’s heart, we stab *at* thee. (God, from the Eagles to this quote, I so badly need “stabbeth” to be a correct verb. Alas.)
October 26th, 2019 at 11:44 PM ^
I hope ND likes the taste of Michigan ass because it’s going to be in their mouths for at least 14 years
October 26th, 2019 at 11:46 PM ^
No injuries, bowl elgible!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:51 PM ^
Bell? (And nd's ego)
October 26th, 2019 at 11:47 PM ^
Hail to the Victors! Crushers of Fig Things!
October 26th, 2019 at 11:51 PM ^
Go blue - will get lots of mileage for the next 14 years in Indy on this one!
October 27th, 2019 at 9:08 AM ^
Warde should’ve gone full savage after the game and announce we were backing out of the 2033 game, citing we want to schedule a more competitive opponent.
Never schedule Notre Dame again. Let this be the final taste in their mouths.
October 28th, 2019 at 11:22 AM ^
I've been (quietly, to myself) arguing no Power 5 conference teams should schedule them. Force ND to only play MAC schools and Military Academies.
Join a conference, or die.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:51 PM ^
Hell yeah. Was glad Harbaugh had Dylan throwing the ball. F*ck Kelly and their AD.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:52 PM ^
Football Muppets feel so good.
October 26th, 2019 at 11:53 PM ^
Bout time we had some gall blasted muppets around here
October 26th, 2019 at 11:53 PM ^
One of my less than adult pass times in a win like this is to read the losing teams sbnation site. This one is particularly great. Just like every notre dame fan the guy who writes for sbnation is another subway groping jack ass from long island who pretends he is an alumni because he took a weekend course in leadership online. Couldn't happen to a better fan base
October 26th, 2019 at 11:57 PM ^
I think maybe ND thought they had this game won before it even started. Something about Kelly's pre-game interview just didn't sit right. He sounded like all they would have to do is weather Michigan's start then they could do what they wanted.
October 27th, 2019 at 12:00 AM ^
Go Blue! Great win!
October 27th, 2019 at 12:00 AM ^
Brian Kelly got hammered so hard he didn't even have his red angry face. It was more white than red.
Seems like when ND played at Georgia this year it went a little better for them. But, I'm sure that's not because the SEC is overrated. Satisfaction all around tonight.
October 27th, 2019 at 12:00 AM ^
I foresee many sad Brian Kelly frames in frame by frame of this game.
well played and great bounce back- let’s ride this momentum to the end of the season and finish strong!
Go Blue!
October 27th, 2019 at 12:08 AM ^
YES! Love our glorious Yay Girl!
October 27th, 2019 at 12:08 AM ^
You're a man with a very specific predilection. I can at least appreciation your commitment.
October 27th, 2019 at 8:06 AM ^
She's almost as good as the muppets!
October 27th, 2019 at 5:25 PM ^
Can't have one without the other.
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