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Makes sense - He’s a turd…

Makes sense - He’s a turd and turds belong in the toilet 

I’m watching 2023 Penn State…

I’m watching 2023 Penn State right now…

Small Finebaum can suck it

Small Finebaum can suck it

Small Finebaum can suck it

Small Finebaum can suck it

Team 142, Team 143, Team 144…

Team 142, Team 143, Team 144

The Team, The Team, The Team

I would love to see us get…

I would love to see us get Lou holtz on the sidelines and/or make all of our signal photos pictures of Lou Holtz

Fuck Baylor though

Fuck Baylor though

Can we get Coach Moore’s…

Can we get Coach Moore’s uncensored postgame comments on a T-shirt please?

Thanks Alex for a great…

Thanks Alex for a great season. Love this team. Love these players. Love this university. 
 

there may only be two teams with over 1,000 recruiting points or whatever but there is only one school in the CFP that is also in the top 25 in the World a university rankings. In fact There is only one school in the CFP who is even in the top 250.

football school, basketball school, hockey school, and school school

Pre-season odds gave…

Pre-season odds gave Michigan a 2% chance of winning the Big Ten

WOW

WOW

I hope ND likes the taste of…

I hope ND likes the taste of Michigan ass because it’s going to be in their mouths for at least 14 years 

“Buy” games - nice

“Buy” games - nice

Would have expected him to…

Would have expected him to stay a lot longer - I guess this means either Satan is getting much stingier with his deals or urbs is a shitty negotiator. 

Time is a flat circle

Time is a flat circle

No

No

Correct

median salary is…

Correct

median salary is what matters.  On average Tom Brady and I have played in four Super Bowls each

Rich Rods Triangle of Secrecy

Was in fact a Rhombus of Mystery

Avatar

Checks out

Do they have

Any offensive linemen?

There’s a part of me

That would love to see Rutgers win the whole tournament. It’s the part deep inside my anus where it smells like Jersey

No son

Let’s walk down. And fuck them all.

Double post

Fail

He’s a good head coach

In the same way that Michael Phelps’ speedo is a good swimmer

Why not a virtual waiting list for people in the upper bowl?

The earlier you get there the higher you are on the waitlist. 5 minutes into game time free up the lower bowl
Seats that haven’t scanned yet and send new seat assignments to waitlisters via their phone.

If ticket holder shows up after that time, when they scan they will be given a new upper bowl seat

Probably a better idea

Than the one I had about writing mgoblog erotic fan fiction

Who the hell is mel kiper anyway?

said the colts should draft Trent dilfer because “all they have at quarterback is Jim Harbaugh”

If you must talk

Congratulate him on his sons first birthday

Good

Writeup

Ranked 13th

Is where the 1997 team started

I’m pretty sure

They made that logo from a picture of me trying to dunk on an 8-foot hoop in the 80s

Indiana Purdue Fort Wayne

Sounds like it was named by a drunk guy yelling out answers in the worst game of Pictionary ever

His name is Ty not Will

You sound like Hulk

That box score

Is bizarre

Take the day off Mo

You deserve it. Thank you for coming back and being a warrior all year. We love you and can’t wait for all of those NFL belly rubs. Wolverine for life!

With the trident logo

Maybe he thought they were the Aquamen

I heard he dropped out

To take The Tennessee head coaching job

I would advise against that

Staee fans are boycotting Outback but you know they can’t actually live without that stuff - your house will get overrun...

But

Where will they go for fancy eatin’?

I heard

That Jesus is going to be fronting Lynyrd Skynrd with huge angel wings

Haiku

I don’t know any
I live on west coast and their
Degrees don’t travel

To complete your analogy

They slowly killed you over time, robbing you of precious minutes on Earth. While it seemed a harmless decision each time, it made you nauseous and often gave you diarrhea

Who cares?

If you’re not first you’re last

Greg Dooley said

Not to hold the jug by the handle

Ruiz

My favorite part of higdons 77-yard run was Ruiz sprinting all the way to the end zone to celebrate with him

Debate proposition

If I kicked you in the butt would you get a bloody nose?

If he was any good

He’d be going to a power 5 school

That’s why

Posts have an edit button college boy

Lattice of coincidence

You talk of radishes and Wally Pipp - Wally Pipp made his professional debut for the Kalamazoo Celery Champs

Peters looked great

Super excited to see what he can do against a Big Ten team next week