alternate headline: man does job
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
I come to bury Brutus, not to praise him. The evil that programs do lives after them; the good is oft wiped from the record books. So let it be with this latest iteration of the ignoble Brutus. We hath told you he was ambitious: if it were so, it was a grievous fault, and grievously hath Brutus answer'd it. Here, under the corporate sponsorship of Value City and the rest—for Thad Matta is an honourable man; so are they all, all honourable men—come I to speak to Ohio State's funeral. We come here to this edifice constructed recently of cash, to see it hewn and sundered by a man born among them, but not borne of them. Here in Christopher's putrescent hamlet, amidst lank and living columns who all drive suspiciously luxurious cars that the NCAA is totally okay with, shall we find what strength our temper'd mettle bears.
If it be a sin to covet t-shirts, I am the most offending soul:
About Last Time:
Michigan kicked off its Big Ten season by continuing the string of 90+ points, embarrassing Northwestern in its own building, 94-66. Closest to the pin was 96-67 by B-Nut-GoBlue, who says he's going to win a few more of these.
This Week's Game:
Michigan @ Ohio State. I'm skipping tonight's Nebraska game to focus on the thing we're all focusing on: this weekend's mettle-proving matchup in Columbus.
And the Prize:
Other schools have begun to copy our sentiment for their interstate hates, but the cradle of awful presidents shall give up the mantle of worst the day they stop parading Jim Tressel around on their shoulders. By the way it's the preshrunk cotton version (we sell another one that's 50/50 polyester).
Fine print: One entry per user. First user to choose a set of scores wins, determined by the timestamp of your entry (for my ease I prefer if you don't post it as a reply to another person's score--if you do it won't help or hurt you). Deadline for entries is 24 hours before the start of the game. MGoEmployees and Moderators exempt from winning. We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Ohio. Ohio is the worst state ever. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus.. This is not the algorithm. This is close.
Michigan: 93 Ohio: 79
Michigan 78 Ohio 70
M 74, O 66.
Michigan 76 - ohio 70
101-70 Michigan over Ohio
90-68 good guys
tOSU 78, Mich 76
Michigan - 73
Ohio - 71
Michigan - 90
Ohio - 81
Michigan 90 - 74 Ohio
Ziva's dad did it...
Michigan 79 o 75
77-72 Go Blue!
Tressel lovers 74
Michigan 89 CornFields 61
UM 81- OSU 66
Michigan 78 OSU 70
Michigan wins and Burke makes Craft look silly.
Ohio sneaks by us 70-65, GO BLUE
UM 81 Ohio 69
85-72 michigan. It would be higher but Michigan puts in their bench for the last few minutes.
I will then smile at all the bucknuts around here who will remind me it is not football, and they didn't even know there was a game.
I will not care and continue to smile knowingly.
M 84 O 68
Michigan 87 Ohio 69
Trey Burke scores 40
The Bucknuts fall by seven. Michigan 75-68. And that's the name of that tune.
UM 84 OSU 70
hope this score hasn't been taken already
87-62 Michigan. Go Blue!
82 UM - 78 Them
Mich. 79 - Worthless Nuts 68 Go Blue 17-0
78 Michigan - 73 Worst state ever
M86 - O81
Michigan 71 Ohio 59